MICH win will cause me to...

Submitted by Aamoldini on

So Brian always comes up with funny "win will cause me to:" statements

What are your best "win over OSU will cause me to"s?

I'll start:

WIN will cause me to: stay up for all of next week and trawl OSU blogs while hoping the collective

disbelief of the 100,000+ truck drivers sucks the entire city into the 12th plane of torment soon after M fans leave.

jatlasb

November 27th, 2010 at 2:20 AM ^

Call my friends back home in Michigan gibbering incoherently, of which only a few words would be discernible, those being some variation of "Denard" "sweater vest" "splendiferous" and, bizarrely "turpentine."

jhackney

November 27th, 2010 at 2:22 AM ^

to put this post in the 100 reply column. Why? Beecause a Michigan win is True Grit.

Retribution. Here it comes osu. Remember 1969? You won't after 2010.

D.C.Blue

November 27th, 2010 at 5:35 AM ^

dress in full Michigan gear and walk down Paul Bryant Drive with a bullhorn screaming Go Blue!  Which will probably confuse some Bama fans, since they will be nursing the worst hangover since January in Pasadena.