Just heard from reliable source
Stonum had a ham sandwich at lunch today, and a side of baked beans, which have given him what the team is calling, "A Corner Repellent Field". Expect big things out of him for the next 8-12 hours, followed by one very big thing.
What have you heard from a reliable source lately?
August 19th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
that if the season doesn't arrive soon, this site will be home to the largest mass psychotic breakdown ever recorded.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Rats ... move along ...
August 19th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
I think your information is three days old ...
August 19th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
I heard from a reliable source that everyone kills people. The source also claimed that he was smart, which is unconfirmed.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
Cue up the "stock the pond with brown trout" jokes (or my personal favorite, "Send the seals on a night mission with only the light of the moon to guide them.").
August 19th, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
B. Edwards decides to fight the idea that the bums will always lose!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
that at 3:30 pm on Sept. 4th, the entire MGoBlog community will be feeling electric!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:01 PM ^
That Barry Sanders Jr. is gonna skip his last 2 years of high school and enroll at Michigan. Running back situation solved.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:01 PM ^
I heard it from a reliable source that T-wolf is on his way to Yemen to have a Wolheetahanklatomy. Which for those of you who are not in the biz is obviously an ankle transplant from an actual wolf and a fake cheetah.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:04 PM ^
From a very reliable source Cullen Christian shares a father with Charles Woodson, and a mother with Leon Hall, we're good guys.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
heard that Darell Revis is his Brother.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:20 PM ^
My reliable source told me that Cullen is actually Woodson himself
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
A reliable source just told me that Michigan will be Vacating the red wristband this year.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
My source confirms no more wristbands but as a result we are bringing back that QB clap before every snap. Noooo!!!!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
everyone to know who reads this thread that NONE of the information in it is confirmed.
That being said, you can read about all of it on my twitter page. Twitter is an outlet to post thoughts, provoke conversation & share info I'm hearing. Right now I'm hearing a lot of information about what people are having for dinner.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
says that Layla Kiffin and Melanie Collins caught Lane Kiffin trying on their "unmentionables" while Les Miles and Nick Saban looked on as they tried on the ladies stilettos. No word on why Melanie was with the Kiffins other than speculation that she thinks "they are the only people who undertstand me". Photos of the incident are being (photo)shopped to the "highest bidder" . Retractions and bumbling apology to follow.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
You can double your pleasure and double your fun with Double Mint Gum
August 19th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^
A source close to someone with inside information has learned that I am about to hop on the bike for a cool 30 mile ride in 10 minutes.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Great Scott! Thats 180MPH!
Just heard from a reliable source that he has the fastest bike EVER
August 19th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^
And many, many jigawatts of power.
August 19th, 2010 at 4:45 PM ^
give or take
August 19th, 2010 at 4:56 PM ^
what was I thinking?
August 19th, 2010 at 2:09 PM ^
that Denard Robinson just got back from Jamaica after beating Usain Bolt in the 100 meter dash. It was a close finish, but only because D-Rob gave him a 10 meter head start.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:11 PM ^
can't get pregnant your first time...
August 19th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
I heard that despite his name Blazefire prefers medium salsa and mild chicken wings.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^
My love of insanely hot foods has left my pooper in ruins. RUINS, I TELL YOU!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
A very reliable source that Simon was born Simon...Peter....Gruber, and he's Hans Gruber's brother.....we're in trouble
August 19th, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^
You know, Hans was an asshole.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:14 PM ^
I heard that Angelfire is the the hot new thing on the internet,
August 19th, 2010 at 2:20 PM ^
...at embedding videos :(
August 19th, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
just heard from a reliable source that today is a very slow day for people all over america
August 19th, 2010 at 2:21 PM ^
the CIA invented the concept of dinosaurs to discourage time-travel.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
You just won today.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
I heard from a reliable source that Nader Furrha will be the starting QB. And all this time we thought it was going to be DRob or Tate!
August 19th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
I just heard from a reliable source that a few of the girls I have slept with are not nearly as attractive as I remember them to be. Additionally, rumor has it that a couple are down right unattractive and/or a bit hefty.
EDIT: This just in: TOMVH called some of my drinking buddies from years past and they confirmed the rumor is true...However, it appeared to them I was still having a very good time, and therefore, mockery was curbed accordingly.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^
I just heard from a reliable source that all the passengers of Oceanic flight 815 were dead the entire time on the island.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:30 PM ^
Got it from high authority that when I get home late from golf tonight I will not be receiving the congradulatory blow job for winning the skins title from my wife.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^
Justin Turner transferred to WVU because "academics comes first" in his family. Remember, this is UNCONFIRMED.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^
Nuevo Leon at 18th St and Ashland in Chicago. A reliable source confirms that I just killed me some enchiladas.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:35 PM ^
I have it from a reliable source, who is close to David Brandon...
(I know this person is reliable because it is in fact me. David and I are OMG BFF)
...that Denard Robinson has been invited to appear before the "Creating the Future" committe; Chaired by David Brandon himself. Given Denard's capacity to bilocate and his ability to bend the space time continuum, He will be asked to share his knowledge about potential realities and future ramifications.
When told he was scheduled to speak on Friday, Denard said "Great! that gives me until next Tuesday to get ready"
August 19th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico
August 19th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^
Even a caveman could do it.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
Woolfolk could be out for only 8 weeks, putting him back in time for the second half of our schedule, starting with Iowa.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:51 PM ^
August 19th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
"Michigan has a tough schedule", is code for "I don't think Michigan is very good this year and I want to set up an excuse for any poor showing"
Yep, my source confirmed this very info.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:57 PM ^
Kimbo slice is that you
edit: that comment was supposed to be after the picture of braylon
August 19th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
My boss is planning on buying a BMW 5-Series soon. However, when we do salary negotiations I will get denied a $1,000 HSA contribution on top of my paltry raise because we did not have as good of a year this year as he would have liked.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:09 PM ^
These are the kinds of threads that make this place great. This place had gotten a little uptight lately. All it took was for Brian to get drunk and use the word fuck and we finally found our way back.