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08/13/2018 - 2:44pm Just wait until we open…

Just wait until we open University of Michigan - Mars. Space, bitches! Space!

08/13/2018 - 2:30pm I believe that Zach was…

I believe that Zach was removing himself from a bar and I do not believe he intentionally drove drunk. I do not believe he actually intentionally turned the wheel or pushed the gas

08/13/2018 - 12:32pm 2* comment above, disregard

2* comment above, disregard

08/13/2018 - 12:30pm Looks like someone is day…

Looks like someone is day drinking. I'm jealous.

08/13/2018 - 12:27pm Sure, let's put up 39…

Sure, let's put up 39 MGoPoints on the bet. Mods, lock it in!

08/11/2018 - 8:06am More of an athlete than 99.9…

More of an athlete than 99.9% of the board, myself definitely included - don't sell yourself short.

08/09/2018 - 3:31pm After Last Chance U and now…

After Last Chance U and now this, I've learned of both Slapdicks and Weaseldicks this year.

08/08/2018 - 11:22pm I can't tie a bow. I usually…

I can't tie a bow. I usually go with a necktie or do a pretied bowtie.

08/06/2018 - 3:07pm I think the secondary issue…

I think the secondary issue is why Urban felt like it was okay to keep Z. Smith on staff even when he knew about the 2009 and 2015 incidents, but then it wasn't okay when it was made public and they fired Smith. 

08/06/2018 - 2:53pm MSU is having a mini-string…

MSU is having a mini-string of bad luck with DBs lately. First they announce Tyson Smith (non-starter but played every game in 2017) is out for the season and maybe his career due to a stroke he suffered in November, then this. AMSUDBHG?

08/03/2018 - 1:15pm Geez man, stop being a dick…

Geez man, stop being a dick.

Given who you're replying to, this is like pissing into the wind.

08/03/2018 - 1:13pm I recommend compressing the…

I recommend compressing the gif. There are plenty of sites and apps you can find that will do this for you. Odd it's such a small limit - most gifs I find are larger.

08/03/2018 - 12:47pm Probably sometimes around 1…

Probably sometimes around 1 AM. Keep that F5 button primed!

08/03/2018 - 10:29am Am I the only one that read…

Am I the only one that read this to the beat of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands?


Not anymore

08/03/2018 - 9:50am Really enjoy listening to…

Really enjoy listening to Jansen - very energetic personality, you can hear the passion. Thanks for sharing!

08/03/2018 - 9:16am I dunno man, you might…

I dunno man, you might actually be toast. Sorry if you were hoping to be buttered up, but any way you slice it, mgopoints don't amount to anything so don;t sWheat it.

08/03/2018 - 9:12am Double post? Double BANG!

Double post? Double BANG!

08/03/2018 - 9:06am…

08/02/2018 - 4:07pm Project Veritas is the new…

Project Veritas is the new ChatSports

08/02/2018 - 11:29am Short but strongly to a…

Short but strongly to a point I haven't seen many people make. The idea of "ignorance is bliss" is not applicable when it's your job to not be ignorant. Well put Brian.

08/01/2018 - 12:29pm In the Woody Hayes Athletic…

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In the Woody Hayes Athletic Complex. Core Values seem more like loose guidelines at OSU.

08/01/2018 - 12:24pm Lot of OSU fans prepping to…

Lot of OSU fans prepping to win gold in Mental Gymnastics this fall.

08/01/2018 - 11:03am Has to be hell. I drove back…

Has to be hell. I drove back from Madison, WI every home game in 2011 and Chicago-area traffic was always horrendous. I even hit traffic once at 2 AM on the way back. Ours was also a great decision to come back to Michigan.

07/30/2018 - 7:46am I can hear Don Browns voice…

I can hear Don Browns voice echoing across the Norwegian tundra: "MAKE THEM FEEL YOU!"

07/30/2018 - 7:45am And an amazing contribution…

And an amazing contribution it was! Nature is both amazing and terrifying at the same time.

07/23/2018 - 10:26am I imagine we'll return…

I imagine we'll return approximately 100% of our freshmen. Don't hold me to that, though.

07/20/2018 - 2:15pm Am I old/not hip if I…

Am I old/not hip if I thought this was in reference to smoking weed?

07/18/2018 - 9:57am Agreed with the last part - …

Agreed with the last part - /r/CFB is very enjoyable for a college football fan in the slow summer months. 

07/15/2018 - 10:49pm Dad: "You hungry? What do…

Dad: "You hungry? What do you want to eat?"

Me: "I feel like a sandwich."

Dad: "Huh, you don't look like a sandwich..."


07/13/2018 - 12:29pm I wasn't planning to whip it…

I wasn't planning to whip it out today but it gets so hard when you post sports porn like this.

07/06/2018 - 12:19pm Well, that failed. I'll set…

Well, that failed. I'll set the scene:

Old Grody Guy: "What is the password?"

Frank in a mask: "Oooooor-gy"

Let's bang!

07/06/2018 - 12:18pm (No subject)

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05/22/2018 - 2:42pm Says

The most recent MVP of Buffalo. Thanks for defending that territory, even if nobody was attacking.

05/22/2018 - 12:38pm Say That Again

Once you read everyone else's comments. Nobody is really "good" at Reddit, so much as "brave" on Reddit.

05/22/2018 - 12:16pm Median Stars

Your star power is equal to your median star level. You can get 2* in karma by posting in /r/CFB regularly. 

05/22/2018 - 12:09pm We're Coming For You

OSU! Let's wipe every block O off the face of this map - Akron was a good start, but let's keep pushing!

05/20/2018 - 6:49pm Greatest

Martial arts/Kung Fu movie is Enter the Dragon.

05/19/2018 - 5:05pm And People Will

Still talk about our win in CFB Risk.

05/18/2018 - 1:47pm Yea

You're definitely not ThatOneKoala. That dude is cool and somehow doesn't have chlamydia.

05/18/2018 - 1:46pm +1


05/18/2018 - 10:47am Not So Fast

We had a non-agression pact with them yesterday to see if we can trust them in good faith. Given the results from last night, Clemson might be trustworthy, and so far hasn't been terribly aggressive against us. Maybe one of the game mods for UM can speak to this more in light of the results.

05/17/2018 - 1:12pm True

But there's probably a few on Discord as well.

05/17/2018 - 12:06pm It's Risk

And Clemson has had some sort of secret alliance with OSU. I'm as uneasy about it as you are.

05/17/2018 - 11:05am If You're New

Check out the Discord if you can/feel like it. If not, attack UMass or Army territory (currently OSU owned).

05/17/2018 - 11:03am Re: Clemson

ANNOUNCEMENT: We have a one-day truce with Clemson today only, pending how this works out. We will not atatck Clemson owned territories, and they in turn will try to push back OSU out of the NE.

05/16/2018 - 5:02pm I Love CFB Risk

And I like WD and his threads about apparel.

05/16/2018 - 12:58pm Vetting Post

Matthias_of_redwall on discord

05/15/2018 - 2:53pm I'm Impressed

By your level of patience at age 11 to be able to play Risk.

05/14/2018 - 3:40pm (No subject)

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05/14/2018 - 12:36pm We Traded

We got Syracuse territory from them and they took UMass territory from us.