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07/15/2018 - 10:49pm Dad: "You hungry? What do…

Dad: "You hungry? What do you want to eat?"

Me: "I feel like a sandwich."

Dad: "Huh, you don't look like a sandwich..."


07/13/2018 - 12:29pm I wasn't planning to whip it…

I wasn't planning to whip it out today but it gets so hard when you post sports porn like this.

07/06/2018 - 12:19pm Well, that failed. I'll set…

Well, that failed. I'll set the scene:

Old Grody Guy: "What is the password?"

Frank in a mask: "Oooooor-gy"

Let's bang!

07/06/2018 - 12:18pm (No subject)

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05/22/2018 - 2:42pm Says

The most recent MVP of Buffalo. Thanks for defending that territory, even if nobody was attacking.

05/22/2018 - 12:38pm Say That Again

Once you read everyone else's comments. Nobody is really "good" at Reddit, so much as "brave" on Reddit.

05/22/2018 - 12:16pm Median Stars

Your star power is equal to your median star level. You can get 2* in karma by posting in /r/CFB regularly. 

05/22/2018 - 12:09pm We're Coming For You

OSU! Let's wipe every block O off the face of this map - Akron was a good start, but let's keep pushing!

05/20/2018 - 6:49pm Greatest

Martial arts/Kung Fu movie is Enter the Dragon.

05/19/2018 - 5:05pm And People Will

Still talk about our win in CFB Risk.

05/18/2018 - 1:47pm Yea

You're definitely not ThatOneKoala. That dude is cool and somehow doesn't have chlamydia.

05/18/2018 - 1:46pm +1


05/18/2018 - 10:47am Not So Fast

We had a non-agression pact with them yesterday to see if we can trust them in good faith. Given the results from last night, Clemson might be trustworthy, and so far hasn't been terribly aggressive against us. Maybe one of the game mods for UM can speak to this more in light of the results.

05/17/2018 - 1:12pm True

But there's probably a few on Discord as well.

05/17/2018 - 12:06pm It's Risk

And Clemson has had some sort of secret alliance with OSU. I'm as uneasy about it as you are.

05/17/2018 - 11:05am If You're New

Check out the Discord if you can/feel like it. If not, attack UMass or Army territory (currently OSU owned).

05/17/2018 - 11:03am Re: Clemson

ANNOUNCEMENT: We have a one-day truce with Clemson today only, pending how this works out. We will not atatck Clemson owned territories, and they in turn will try to push back OSU out of the NE.

05/16/2018 - 5:02pm I Love CFB Risk

And I like WD and his threads about apparel.

05/16/2018 - 12:58pm Vetting Post

Matthias_of_redwall on discord

05/15/2018 - 2:53pm I'm Impressed

By your level of patience at age 11 to be able to play Risk.

05/14/2018 - 3:40pm (No subject)

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05/14/2018 - 12:36pm We Traded

We got Syracuse territory from them and they took UMass territory from us.

05/14/2018 - 12:25pm Apparently

The star scaling nerfed one-stars, and made 2-through-5 stars worth a larger number of equivalent one-stars. Keep posting, keep voting, and the star power will grow.

05/14/2018 - 12:15pm Only Protec?

No attac? 

05/13/2018 - 12:14pm Click

On the Reddit links they supply to gain star power. also, post in r/CFB and r/CFBRisk regularly if u want.

05/12/2018 - 12:53pm Yup

You kind are. If you have nothing enjoyable in your life, try not to shit on other people having fun. And calling the OT posts "windowlickery"? Grow up.

05/10/2018 - 4:30pm Mr. Owl

How many licks does it take to get -629 mgopoints?

05/06/2018 - 4:04pm Actually

I didn't read the whole thing. I assume he went into some diatribe about how we aren't gonna be good because we suck at in state recruiting.

My point, which I missed, is that any post complaining that kids don't want to come to Michigan is a waste of time. I hope you enjoyed this explanation.

05/06/2018 - 2:31pm Context

Is always important in recruiting. Just because a kid lives in Michigan means he grew up loving Michigan. This post took me longer to read than anyone should spend worrying about the whims of 16-18 year olds.

05/01/2018 - 3:08pm Heidelberg

In the basement. Best happy hour in AA. Thursdays free taco & nacho bar w/ 2 drinks 5-7PM, Friday free wings and nachos w/ 2 drinks 5-7PM.

04/26/2018 - 2:06pm Pretty Narcissistic

To put yourself at #4, OP. What makes you better than Beilein anyway?

04/25/2018 - 2:24pm This Was

One of the hardest hitting comments from an AD I've ever read. 

04/19/2018 - 11:10am This All Seems

Way too logical to me. Clearly I'd never make it working for the NCAA.

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04/17/2018 - 1:53pm Embed Fail


04/17/2018 - 1:48pm Maybe

He should shelve the hot takes and stick to hot routes.

04/09/2018 - 6:36pm Excluding

This here wonderful site, of course! <chuckles nervously>

04/09/2018 - 2:10pm I Love

Candies that are hard to find in my area: 5th Avenue Bar and Whatchamacallit. I also love 100 Grand (aka $100,000 Bar), but those I can find easily. Milky Way just on the outside of the top 3 looking in.

04/06/2018 - 10:15am Get Off

Mgoblog, Dad!

04/06/2018 - 10:13am He Floated

The joke by his buddies...but everything floats down there.

04/06/2018 - 12:21am Welp

Glad I stayed up late for this bullshit.

04/04/2018 - 4:05pm I See

What ewe did there.

04/04/2018 - 4:03pm +1


04/04/2018 - 12:52pm A Little Later

Than I expected to good to see you're still holding that rope. I hope you're wrong...but you're probably right.

04/03/2018 - 1:49pm This Article

Left me wanting more than this team/season did. While this write-up is a bit blase, the season was anything but because of how this team played defense and gelled over the season. Yea, we lost b/c of the 3-pt going cold, but we were in the game almost entirely because of defense. Sure, we got pantsed by a great team...but so did Kansas, Texas Tech, West Virginia, Alabama, and Radford (and the entire Big East). Nothing to face palm, yell, stomp, or sulk about.


04/03/2018 - 12:16pm Maybe

But by that point in the tourney all teams have hit some sort of level of exhaustion. I'm more impressed with how well Wagner played after his Sweatin' to the Drip Boys game against Loyola. Neither does this team nor does this fanbase have anything to make excuses for or anything to hang their heads about.

This team was one of the greats, maybe not in pure talent, but in the aspect of what makes a TEAM; and if there's one thing I know about Michigan it's the TEAM, the TEAM, the TEAM! 

Great season!

04/02/2018 - 9:07pm Bust They Ass!

Let's GOOOOOOOO!!! I've got a mini-fridge (and stomach) full of Gulo Gulo! Let's become CHAMPIONS! Go Blue!

04/02/2018 - 12:36pm I'm Hoping

That Nova regresses to the mean of a team who finished 7th in the MAC.

04/02/2018 - 11:42am I'm Channeling MAAR

And getting an all Ham sub sandwhich. Served cold, like the ice water in MAAR's veins.

04/02/2018 - 10:12am Cue

MGrowOld with "I've told you guys a hundred times, Izzo/Dantonio/Sparty's Mascot aren't going anywhere!" response.

04/02/2018 - 10:10am Good Questions

Even better numbering:

1.  Is Moe going to show up and dominate?

Hell yes! I'm calling 21 pts, 11 boards, 3 assists

2.  Are MAAR and Z going to rebound from Saturday's poor shooting?

MAAR will, and that will eliminate the need for Z to do more than focus on his D and finding openings in Nova's D.

3.  How many 3's will Nova attempt, and how many go in? 

They will attempt 29, and they will make 10.

3.  Who wins, what score?

Michigan over Nova