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12/15/2018 - 1:18pm Georgia getting the top…

Georgia getting the top ranked athlete from Alabama = SEC Turmoil? Hm....

12/14/2018 - 3:31pm I agree. I hate when people…

I agree. I hate when people have a sense of humor, too. 

12/13/2018 - 12:23pm He's likely in charge of…

He's likely in charge of inspirational videos and training safety, given his experience.

12/13/2018 - 12:19pm His Ball Guy, not to be…

His Ball Guy, not to be confused with his Fall Guy.

12/13/2018 - 9:07am The talent was there - it…

The talent was there - it was the coaching and teaching that was never delivered.

12/13/2018 - 8:39am And as always, a tough week…

And as always, a tough week for Buckeye Nation.

 

/thoughtsandprayers

/F

12/06/2018 - 12:47pm It's not like he was the…

It's not like he was the head coach of a major university and had a football player or student assistant die on your watch due to shitty monitoring of safety conditions.

12/06/2018 - 9:53am Sometimes hobos make this…

Sometimes hobos make this rare beer under this bridge near my place. It's usually warm and kinda fizzy, but otherwise goes down smooth. They won't let you see the bottling process though.

12/06/2018 - 9:52am Representing Buckeye Nation…

Representing Buckeye Nation like a true scumbag. Barely liked Carter as a player, but his stint in the media has proven him to be a bitter Buckeye homer.

12/05/2018 - 12:51pm Iggy and Poole are too small…

Iggy and Poole are too small/short/raw for the NBA and need more time to grow/grow/grow.

11/24/2018 - 1:39pm TD time mofos!

TD time mofos!

11/24/2018 - 1:38pm I hope you're right, our…

I hope you're right, our Viking friend! We just got the ball off a kickoff!

11/24/2018 - 1:38pm Looks like someone missed…

Looks like someone missed Nico Collins TD

11/24/2018 - 1:36pm Nico Collins looking smooth…

Nico Collins looking smooth there. Need more of that!

11/24/2018 - 1:34pm I guess a first down is a…

I guess a first down is a first down, but it'd be nice if we got them ourselves instead of relying on flags.

11/24/2018 - 1:32pm The whole D does. Somebody…

The whole D does. Somebody get home to Haskins please

11/24/2018 - 1:31pm Looking forward to another…

Looking forward to another dink and dunk drive ending in a Moody FG

11/24/2018 - 1:29pm Not even ready for game time.

Not even ready for game time.

11/24/2018 - 1:28pm Good game everyone. Glad I…

Good game everyone. Glad I got up early today for this game. Gonna go do some yard work.

11/24/2018 - 1:27pm Every other team were a…

Every other team were a juggernaut.

 

Against OSU we forget the fucking fundamentals of football

11/24/2018 - 1:25pm BPONE forever

BPONE forever

11/24/2018 - 1:24pm Michigan football fans are…

Michigan football fans are meant to be miserable, and bad people continue getting good things

11/24/2018 - 1:23pm Good make up call refs

Good make up call refs

11/24/2018 - 1:17pm Hell of a week to start…

Hell of a week to start playing Lloyd Ball.

11/24/2018 - 1:14pm Revenge is a dish best…

Revenge is a dish best served next year?

11/21/2018 - 12:20pm Does the team that scores…

Does the team that scores the most points win more times than not? /JohnMadden

11/20/2018 - 3:50pm Not entirely. I doubt the…

Not entirely. I doubt the difference in completion % is significantly different, and the TD/INT ratio is almost the exact same - the reason Haskins has more of TDs and INTs is because OSU can't run the ball like they used to and Haskins has to throw 60+ times a game. With that said, I believe that more goes into the final grade than just the listed stats. 

11/20/2018 - 3:46pm The 90s have always been…

The 90s have always been cool - it was all of us that fell out of fashion. 

11/20/2018 - 2:35pm Fan: "I'm going to drink…

Fan: "I'm going to drink before the game. Should I drink beer, liquor, or bleach?"

Host: "Yes"

<next question>

11/20/2018 - 2:23pm The ending to Se7en would've…

The ending to Se7en would've been different in Columbus.

"What's in the boooox?!?!"

<opens box>

"Oh, it's human feces and an empty bottle of Benchmark..."

11/20/2018 - 1:50pm Ok, I'm gonna sound old and…

Ok, I'm gonna sound old and crotchety here, but aren't they called "Fluff" pieces? When did they change to "Puff" pieces? /getoffmylawn

11/20/2018 - 10:52am Things haven't changed one…

Things haven't changed one bit with that fanbase in the last 13 years.

11/20/2018 - 10:42am USC loves mediocrity, huh?…

USC loves mediocrity, huh? With enough time, I guess every team has their time wandering in the woods.

11/20/2018 - 10:09am No matter how hard my day…

No matter how hard my day gets today, I'll find solace in the fact that I don't have to answer questions even half as stupid as these. How do sports journalists even have a job?

11/20/2018 - 10:01am I don't think there's any…

I don't think there's any more room for not considering underestimating the importance of beginning to start the process of mulling over the conceptualization of starting to worry...and the time to do it is very soon.

11/20/2018 - 9:04am Not going to the game but…

Not going to the game but bored at work:

 

"I made a sign, but I took Urban's meds and forgot it."

 

"I don't know who creates a story like that. - OK, Cool. Hook 'Em. T"

 

"Harbaughtol(TM) - Side effects: fake maladies, loss of memory, and decreased desire to coach football."

 

"I was gonna make a sign, but Zach Smith started tweeting again. [colbert popcorn pic]"

 

"Tix to Game: $300

Sex Toys: $2200

Headache Meds: $20

I forgot the rest....."

 

"Anyone order Urban's post-loss pizza yet? (614) 299-7272  [pic of Urban eating pizza]"

 

11/20/2018 - 8:52am 6'6"? I didn't know they…

6'6"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

11/19/2018 - 3:35pm But are you down with OPP?

But are you down with OPP?

11/19/2018 - 3:30pm I think it's more "acting"…

I think it's more "acting" than "feeling" on the side of Meyer, given his rocky relationship with the truth. Dude is just setting up for his next "health problem" departure. 

11/19/2018 - 11:44am It's the damndest thing, I…

It's the damndest thing, I always get the flu every time I have to go to a wedding on football Saturdays. 

11/19/2018 - 9:56am Luckily for Urban, he can…

Luckily for Urban, he can forget all about it after taking his meds that night.

11/19/2018 - 9:52am I feel the same. After his…

I feel the same. After his history of odd medical maladies popping up when his team isn't elite anymore paired with recent events of lying, I think this is all bullshit. And the thing is, he's such an unlikable guy that even if I'm wrong, I still don't care. Just beat their asses Saturday.

11/19/2018 - 9:46am Let me help.

Let me help.

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11/19/2018 - 9:36am Urban Meyer as, well, you…

Urban Meyer as, well, you know...

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11/19/2018 - 9:33am They're animals that have…

They're animals that have gotten out of control and won't listen to any common sense of logic. Time to take them back behind the barn.

11/16/2018 - 3:37pm You've successfully virtue…

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11/16/2018 - 1:51pm I think Syracuse is vastly…

I think Syracuse is vastly overrated, and Notre Dame is better than people think. Syracuse keeps it close in the first half, but Notre Dame pulls ahead after the half and it's game over.

31-13 Notre Dame 

I hate myself now.

11/16/2018 - 10:11am (No subject)

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11/16/2018 - 10:05am Yes!

 

....wait, no…

Yes!

 

....wait, no. Definitely not.

11/16/2018 - 10:04am There goes my Chardonnay and…

There goes my Chardonnay and Earl Gray tea. =(