OT: Favorite/Least Favorite Ad Campaigns

Submitted by Qmatic on
With Dr. Pepper announcing that Larry Cullpepper would not be returning this season (thank god), it got me thinking what are some of your favorite and least favorite ad campaigns. Favorite: Bud Ice Penguin. Least: FLO from Progressive

Seth

May 23rd, 2018 at 9:39 PM ^

Best: Here dog, come on dog, me and dog want you to go to Telegraph Road, right now, get a good deal. 2nd place: Detroit Zoo 5 minutes everybody. My lines my lines! HM: Not a commercial but CBS morning cartoons had some great "after these messages we'll be right back" claymation interludes. Worst: Flo. The all white backgrounds are meant to create the maximum amount of brightness which prevents you from going to sleep. As someone who's suffered at various times from sleep disorders and who's the target market for them, I've actually lost a lot of potential sleep to Flo coming on in the middle of a YouTube. Fuck Flo.

tsbilly

May 23rd, 2018 at 10:49 PM ^

I sing this everytime I'm back in Michigan visiting family. My Wife (from Illinois) has never seen the commercial but knows the song well.

 

Once we see a sign for Telegraph road she immediately rolls her eyes and says "Oh, God"

 

I have a shirt from downwithdetrroit that has a picture of the little guy and dog from the commercial. I love it.

Perkis-Size Me

May 23rd, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^

For some reason, I can’t stand the Liberty Mutual commercial with the girl who named her car Brad. I don’t know what it is but I have to mute the TV every time I see it on. Pisses me off to no end. Completely irrational hatred.

As far as my favorite ads, I don’t know how to embed, but look up,the old Ameriquest “Don’t Judge Too Quickly” commercials. Those were pretty funny.

Sopwith

May 23rd, 2018 at 10:44 PM ^

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

Head On. The only product ever sold that is made necessary simply by watching the television ad for that very product. Genius. Sheer, evil, genius.

MgoKY

May 23rd, 2018 at 11:45 PM ^

Pretty obscure, but still remember the, at that time , bizarre commercials. I think it was a local biz around SE Michigan/NW Ohio back in the day, and ran late night TV spots.

Mr. Elbel

May 24th, 2018 at 5:09 AM ^

Call JG WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW! ...hey, fuck you jg Wentworth of my childhood! On an unrelated note, thank you jg Wentworth of my adulthood for your low rate and excellent customer service on our mortgage. But damn those commercials were annoying.

LeCheezus

May 24th, 2018 at 6:01 PM ^

Those ads are annoying but brilliant.  Nobody would know who JG Wentworth is but for their incredibly catchy and annoying jingle.  If anyone ever said to me "I have structured payments but I need cash now" I'm pretty sure I'm completely programmed at this point to automatically say "Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW."

DrunkOnHiggins

May 24th, 2018 at 8:11 AM ^

I'm not a fan of how much car companies and dealerships advertise. They advertise cars that cost anywhere from $15,000 to $45,000 and act like you go and buy new ones every week like they are groceries. There's obviously a few that are way worse than others. Looking at you Summit Place Kia.

rjc

May 24th, 2018 at 10:06 AM ^

I enjoyed the Erin Esurance campaign in the mid 2000's.  Apparently I wasn't the only one...  LOL

https://priceonomics.com/how-esurance-lost-its-mascot-to-the-internet/

"Fitted in a leather catsuit and sporting a spunky pink haircut, the 2D-animated secret agent navigated her way through a variety of 30-second national commercial spots. The face of insurance start-up Esurance, she battled giant robots (who represented “overpriced competitors”), scaled her way up buildings, and occasionally took showers on screen for no apparent reason.

Designed to be hip, exciting, and fast-paced, Erin stood for everything Esurance believed in. She was not only the company’s answer to Geico’s ubiquitous gecko, but a formidable marketing tool for recruiting their intended demographic — 18 to 24 year-old males  into insurance policies.

Unfortunately, that demographic liked Erin so much that they made porn of her. Lots of porn. So much porn that, at the height of the mascot’s popularity, 9 of the top 10 image results in an unfiltered Google search for “Erin Esurance” ended up being these amatuer artists’ racy renderings."

Hemlock Philosopher

May 24th, 2018 at 1:04 PM ^

My Favorites were the Detroit Pistons ads from the late 90s with the two little white kids acting like they were NBA stars. "Who led the league in ass-ists last year"... "shoulda been you, dog". I wish I could find a video of that one. Triple T, Office Linebacker is also a classic. 

 

There are too many to list that are terrible, but almost all of the insurance ones (except Mayhem), all of the car ads and the Bud Knight ones make me flip the channel really quickly. 

Newton Gimmick

May 24th, 2018 at 3:40 PM ^

This one shows up in my head sometimes and makes me nostalgic, as I was probably six years old when it was on.  Has an Alphaville/Flock-of-Seagulls thing going on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIIU2JvoMX4

I am generally contemptful of most advertising, but especially painful are these radio commercials:

- Lady Jane's

- That one on WTKA where a guy talks over some sort of awful whistled tune 

- Any commercial where they repeat the phone number at least three times

Newton Gimmick

May 24th, 2018 at 3:43 PM ^

Good: The Lighting Boutique

"Doesn't anybody drink anymore?"

"Not with fixtures like those"

And of course the bafflingly minimalist one with the guy standing next to the refrigerator.