Rutgers midfield vandalism hits new lows
Shouldn't they be used to turds being laid on fields in Rutgers by now?
We have a winner!
Awesome organic fertilizer! At least fans of THEEEEEEEE ohio have the decency to use a cooler.
This never gets old!
What a crappy thing to do.
That's what I was thinking! Maybe the 'liberating' part comes from being liberated from the cramps you get trying to avoid leaning back against a tree? Whatever... LOL!!
I heard him at the pep rally today and he said it was those bastards from Commie Martyrs.
Raw, raw,raw...that the spirit we have here at More Science high.
Give them a light and they'll follow it anywhere.
I didn't click the link. Are they actually playing football there now?
for a job at Ohio State
Positives: willing to poop in unsual places,
Negatives: poor bend at waist, failed to utilize cooler
If you're a Rutgers staffer, alum or student, shitting on a field of some kind on a daily basis should not be a new thing to you. In fact, you should be a little frightened if that ISN'T happening very often.
Umbig11's sad news got posted a few minutes before, I didn't feel as humorous. But here's the story for people who don't want to click through:
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Pity poor Holmdel High School in Holmdel, N.J. On a nearly daily basis, officials have been waking up to find human poop on their high school's track. Kids today, amirite?? They have no respect for property, authority, decency, sanitation, anything really. You can forgive for school officials for suspecting perhaps a maladjusted student with demonstrated antisocial behaviors was behind the piles of trouble.
Finally, after setting up surveillance of the area, local authorities have made an arrest (LINK). Authorities charged Thomas Tramaglini with lewdness, littering, and defecating in public (I'm glad there's a specific law for this in NJ, because obviously). It turns out Thomas is not a student after all... he's the 42-year old Superintendent of the nearby Kenilworth School District.
File photo of Kenilworth Superintendent Tramaglini
Yes, apparently Mr. Tramaglini, who will continue to receive his $147,000 salary while on "administrative leave," was showing up in early pre-dawn mornings to pinch off a little pungent critique of Holmdel High's athletic department. Or something. It sounds like someone unqualified for such a high-level administrative position, and there must have been red flags. It turns out there was one.
Superintendent Tramaglini is a lecturer at the... wait for it... wait for it...
The Rutgers Graduate School of Education.
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was going to be the school's R or knight emblem. period.
if that would have been less vile... or more?
So Florida Man moved out of state and took up residence in New Jersey?
That dude had some shit luck getting caught on camera.
No one comments on this. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
I'm slightly confused. I don't think I multi-post frequently.
Now I'm nervous. When I'm nervous, it creates an impulse to find the nearest football field and take care of business at the 50 yard line.
He may be responding to a deleted post. I wish the mods would figure out a way to delete the content of such posts while leaving the poster's name in place.
well for people who aren't on the app you definitely look like you're taking crazy pills...
I believe it was Ace who suggested hashtag #FERTILIZETHEGARDEN
Professor! Did you build a toilet-field?!
Redefines what "Taking one for the Team" means!
Meanwhile, the mayor is organizing a solid movement to replace the embattled superintendent. “We don’t want any future applicants leaving a stain on this office.”
no? Or maybe that's obvious. . .
some craptastic leadership.
I wouldn't belive this story if I just didn't read about it. What is wrong with people? I don't think the paid leave is going to last that long. Pretty sure this dude will get shit-canned right quick.
Honey I lost my $147k year job due to shitting on a fb field daily...will this guy ever work again cause the interwebz are forever