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11/17/2018 - 11:18pm He gets the game ball. …

He gets the game ball.  Without question.

11/17/2018 - 7:53pm I hope an underclassman on…

I hope an underclassman on Defense found him after the game & let him know how much he is looking forward to seeing him again.

11/17/2018 - 4:09pm Overtime sucks.  That was a…

Overtime sucks.  That was a tie game.  Any overtime game should count as half a win.

11/17/2018 - 12:13am Don Brown's mustache knows.

Don Brown's mustache knows.

11/13/2018 - 1:27pm You are supposed to put…

You are supposed to put every available detail in the title, then nothing in the body.  That's proper threadin' up in these parts.

An appropriate title may have looked like:

OT: Former M BB Caris LeVert Injury Not As Bad As It Looked.  No Fractures.  He Has A Dislocated Foot And Is Expected To Return This Season After Rehab.

Maybe try to lengthen the title a bit more.  I tend to be too brief with these things, so I gave up on starting threads & just wait for someone more talented than I am to do the creating.

For the body, keep it brief.  Nobody cares.

11/12/2018 - 5:01pm I would be fine with this. …

I would be fine with this.  Keep Dan around.  If he can make a road trip, fine.  If not, have Jim do color.

I good play-by-play announcer would be such an addition to the booth.

11/12/2018 - 1:12pm This.
Especially the number…

This.

Especially the number of times Dierdorf seems to take off.  He had a problem getting to New Jersey... what?

11/06/2018 - 6:45pm I wonder if its so both he &…

I wonder if its so both he & Wangler can be on the field at the same time.

11/06/2018 - 7:56am You really want to read what…

You really want to read what Jim says?

11/04/2018 - 1:42am Sure, on humans.

Sure, on humans.

10/31/2018 - 4:14pm "This isn't happy-jack city."

"This isn't happy-jack city."

 

Just a GREAT line!

10/31/2018 - 4:09pm The Uche-man has some juice.

The Uche-man has some juice.

10/31/2018 - 2:17pm It wouldn't at all be like…

It wouldn't at all be like an Urban Meyer team to say anything they can to get a signature on signing day, then change things up right after.

10/30/2018 - 8:51pm Izaia Bullock "initiated a…

Izaia Bullock "initiated a plot to murder the family members of an acquaintance."

I wonder if it was due to their having difficulty figuring out whether to say his name as "Isiah" or some crazy other phonetic pronunciation.

 

10/30/2018 - 2:51pm Maybe they decided the worst…

Maybe they decided the worst punishment they could levy against him was to make him coach Mayland?

10/29/2018 - 9:51pm Believe in Father Christmas.

Believe in Father Christmas.

10/29/2018 - 3:26pm Damn.  I bet I can't even…

Damn.  I bet I can't even make the nba of nfl either.  But I can at least use some punctuation.

If you feel a burn on that, try some salve.

10/29/2018 - 1:08pm Now all they need to do is…

Now all they need to do is hire a new GM, then draft a new QB in a few months.

They should also do something about those uniformz.  Like add in a fade helmet like Jacksonville & digital numbers like Tampon Bae.

Browns gonna Browns

10/28/2018 - 9:48am Penn State, Penn State, Penn…

Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Ped State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State, Penn State!

10/27/2018 - 6:29pm Upvotes are a thing again?

Upvotes are a thing again?

10/27/2018 - 12:16am Cesspools do not qualify as …

Cesspools do not qualify as "great."

10/25/2018 - 9:36pm Is a RichRod when you…

Is a RichRod when you regularly score 60, but lose because you give up 62 and never can beat anything other than mediocre teams?

10/22/2018 - 10:48pm So maybe they should have…

So maybe they should have left him on defense?

10/22/2018 - 6:25pm I would rather see a loss to…

I would rather see a loss to Indiana than to Oiho State.

10/22/2018 - 1:19pm It's an ugly and painful one…

It's an ugly and painful one too.  When I was last laid out in an ER (with a broken vertebrae) the guy on the next gurney had a torn achillies.  His foot just was hanging there in a weird position.  Not sure who was in more pain, but he was bad.

10/22/2018 - 12:38pm I hope he recovers from both…

I hope he recovers from both the injury and the trauma of attending MSU. (second part is sarcasm, folks)

I did wonder about how the sparty fanz who had their fun posting a thread on who should their team injure felt when their only legit WR went down.

10/22/2018 - 12:18am Hindsight being 20/20, this…

Hindsight being 20/20, this was a missed opportunity to grab some facemask & not get flagged.

10/21/2018 - 10:22pm Could have just fell on him…

Could have just fell on him.  I wouldn't want Owenyu to fall anywhere near me!

10/21/2018 - 5:22pm Look up the history of the…

Look up the history of the trophy.  It's rather funny how little Michigan cared about it through the 50's.

10/21/2018 - 4:46pm I'm gonna trust in Don Brown…

I'm gonna trust in Don Brown's mustache to decide on that.

10/21/2018 - 4:42pm That's great!
Though I still…

That's great!

Though I still think the trophy would be best if the loser was forced to display it.

10/20/2018 - 12:56pm Since we're delayed...

I'm…

Since we're delayed...

I'm loving the snow in Wisconsin, and Lovie's Santa Beard.

10/19/2018 - 10:43am Good idea.  Bats have that…

Good idea.  Bats have that sonar so they can hear sparty coming!

 

10/16/2018 - 2:12pm No idea what you're getting…

No idea what you're getting at here.  None whatsoever.  Nope.  None.  Don't get it at all.

 

The replies on twitter are of course brilliant.

10/16/2018 - 2:03pm The other night at dinner in…

The other night at dinner in NYC I informed the people at the next table (two Michigan students visiting a friend from AA attending Columbia... I overheard their conversation) who the next opponent is.  After I gave them a "Go Blue!" they asked if I saw the Wisconsin game, then actually asked who is next.

I helped by spreading knowledge to people too into studying to know the football schedule.

10/14/2018 - 5:12pm I thought every reply here…

I thought every reply here would have been bitching about the thread title.

10/13/2018 - 11:38pm I heard more than once that…

I heard more than once that he played, but just wasn't as involved as he has been the last few weeks.

10/08/2018 - 12:15pm Damn it.  I have to work…

Damn it.  I have to work that day until 3.  I was counting on this being a later game, but Sparty gonna spart.

10/05/2018 - 4:42pm So there's a chance they…

So there's a chance they come out next week still half asleep like another team I won't name here did after walking over Nebraska?

10/03/2018 - 12:09pm Is it bad that during the…

Is it bad that during the Fox broadcast I actually thought Matt Millen did a better job?

Sorry to see he's stepping aside for health purposes.  Hope it's what he needs to get himself right & live a long life.

10/01/2018 - 4:02pm Because they're not at home…

Because they're not at home in the best stadium in the nation.

09/30/2018 - 11:02am Every time I have thought…

Every time I have thought that & focused on Gary specifically on a play it is obvious that the offense is focusing on taking him out of the play by a combination of double (and triple) teaming, holding & running away from him.  Every time you wonder how Chase goes unblocked you can rewatch the play & find #3 has nearly the entire team trying to stop him.

With that said, the elite find a way.  Hope he comes back & makes that next step that will make him a top-5 pick.

09/29/2018 - 7:49am I still would have loved to…

I still would have loved to have seen "New" 98 coached by Harbaugh.

09/24/2018 - 4:23pm I have found it to be much…

I have found it to be much more satisfying to simply not post anything at all & avoid all the criticism from people who think their turds come out better.  Let them post.  Whatever.

09/23/2018 - 11:02am Having Rutgers in the Big…

Having Rutgers in the Big Ten allows me to go to at least one Michigan game every two years and only take public transit.  (I live in NYC.)

So I vote to keep them purely for my own convenience.

09/23/2018 - 3:25am I see what you tried to do…

I see what you tried to do there.

09/22/2018 - 4:54pm If I were president, I'm…

If I were president, I'm hiring the person who runs Wendy's account to be press secretary.

 

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09/20/2018 - 4:33pm Big Ten Defensive Player of…

Big Ten Defensive Player of the Week: Nick Bosa (DNP)

09/19/2018 - 4:12pm Hope they're practicing…

Hope they're practicing their holding skills, as we know refs never call it.

 

09/17/2018 - 3:58pm The rest is hiding behind…

The rest is hiding behind Onwenu.  It's between the Buick & a Honda we also haven't seen.