Can anyone guess who the 5th highest paid coach is?
October 25th, 2017 at 12:44 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 1:23 PM ^
EVERYONE can guess. The correct question is "Does anyone know who..."
October 25th, 2017 at 11:37 PM ^
Pretty big kick in the nuts when the top 6 are 4 coaches who have won national championships and the other 2 coached at Michigan.
Fuck my life.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:46 PM ^
Damn. Good for you, Rich Rod. I'm surprised Arizona is paying that much for football.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:51 PM ^
Three posts in and the guessing game is shot.
Now I've got to play "who's got the better name" game. And that one sucks.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:51 PM ^
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:53 PM ^
If you give up which player has the better name between McDoom or Cheeseman I will find out where you live.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:16 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 1:23 PM ^
#AmIDoingThisRight?
October 25th, 2017 at 1:35 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^
Jenny dies, and Forrest ends up raising their son.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:46 PM ^
Those fucking little kids kill me in the end. Then, they kill me again when they're adults. Assholes...
October 25th, 2017 at 1:53 PM ^
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
October 25th, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^
Lincoln gets shot AND the amendment passed
October 25th, 2017 at 6:29 PM ^
gets shot by Chalky White and Brother Mouzone. No, wait, that was Omar. Just watched that episode this weekend for the first time. I'm starting to understand why some people claim it's a better show than the Sopranos. I'm not there yet, but I just started season 5.
October 26th, 2017 at 7:10 AM ^
Snape kills Dumbledore
October 26th, 2017 at 2:50 PM ^
is Kaiser Soze
October 25th, 2017 at 5:02 PM ^
A turtle vomited and created the universe: The spidar, IT, is the other celestial being (the yang to the ying). The movie doesn't delve into those details. The book is a must reed.
BTW, When the kids kill you the first time, per the novel, they all have sex with Bev, one at a time, to solidify the bond. Hollywood decided to leave that scene alone and do a "cut the hand" blood-bond scene instead. Phony Hollywoo (yes, no 'd' BOJACK) right?
These are facts. Please do note delete my account or in any construe these comments as advocation. When you bring up a great novel that, depending on if you believe avatars, I may have written, then expect some details.
Hi-Yo Silver Away!
October 25th, 2017 at 1:55 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 7:49 PM ^
Bomb Pearl Harbor...
October 25th, 2017 at 1:17 PM ^
It's McDoom. Cheeseman has the cheesier name.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:47 PM ^
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2017 at 12:54 PM ^
good for him. He's actually done a very good job there for a school that has pretty much always been a doormat in football. Probably has won as many bowl games in his tenure as they had the previous 20+ years. If your an Arizona fan you have to be happy with how well they are doing.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:56 PM ^
so high as well. No one goes to Stanford games. Guess there are some boosters there that care.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:36 PM ^
last season, he got paid a little over $2M per win.
Not bad money if you can get it. I'm sure Mork D'Antoni is jealous, all he got for his 3 wins was 12 guys arrested and thrown off the team...
October 26th, 2017 at 5:35 AM ^
Considering they were 3-9, lost 12 guys and used that as motivation to beat UM. That my friend is what you call more bang for the buck!!!! The 3-9 jokes might have lost their luster for the time being! The ass kissing next year apologists will assuredly disagree though. But hey we still have a pretty good Oct. 21 record!
October 25th, 2017 at 12:48 PM ^
I remember hearing a few years ago how both the basketball and football coaches at Arizona were offered a bonus in the form of stock in some oil company that vested over a few years. Rather than cash, the value of that stock (valued at the time to be about $2M) would be the additional compensation. I'm guessing it grew faster than expected with the recent stock boom.
October 25th, 2017 at 2:42 PM ^
More than half of the $6 million he is scheduled to make during his current contract year comes from one-time pay components added to his deal in 2014, then revised a year later.
In addition, if Arizona’s season were to crater and the school decided to fire him before March 15, 2018, he would get none of this one-time money that is taking him from somewhere near the 40th-highest paid coach in major-college football to a place among the top five.
Doesn't say anything about oil stock but it is a one year thing.
October 25th, 2017 at 4:50 PM ^
Maybe it wasn't oil stock, but it was definitely some non-cash equity investment.
October 25th, 2017 at 12:48 PM ^
I guess RichRod. Wow i’m right
October 25th, 2017 at 12:50 PM ^
Kirk Ferentz still with a $22.5 million buyout... LOLZ
And Brian Kelly has to be making bank somewhere else right?
October 25th, 2017 at 12:59 PM ^
or something? Has to be some private school accounting going on there where most of his compensation is not included there.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:02 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 2:45 PM ^
switched in 2014. Point remains, gotta be some compensation in addition to whatever this salary number is coming from.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:30 PM ^
He gets a plenary indulgence for the soul of his choice with every victory.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:02 PM ^
is out of control.
October 25th, 2017 at 1:06 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 1:16 PM ^
taxes? we're not even top 30 in the world for taxes. someone has been drinking the orange kool-aid.....
October 25th, 2017 at 1:21 PM ^
More like drinking the orange soda
October 26th, 2017 at 1:38 PM ^
What the hell's a "soda"?
October 25th, 2017 at 1:29 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 1:30 PM ^
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October 25th, 2017 at 1:52 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 2:26 PM ^
I'd give 100% of my paycheck to taxes if it meant our country would be better than it is, and has been the past 50 years. We need better schools, parks, infrastructure, etc, etc, etc.
October 25th, 2017 at 4:16 PM ^
October 25th, 2017 at 4:33 PM ^
all i know is if you and your normal middle class job were in 29 other countries it'd be more. although you probably would pay less for health care and college :)
October 25th, 2017 at 8:44 PM ^
If you want to pay less, move to Bolivia