Jeter Out For Year; Other Injury Updates
September 11th, 2017 at 12:59 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 1:00 PM ^
Didn't Brian institute a Land of 10 ban because of their treatement of Brandon Justice?
September 11th, 2017 at 1:01 PM ^
I can't keep up with these things. We need an unmentionables sticky.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:26 PM ^
Are perfectly matched to the respective poster's avatar. In my head Stewie just said "I can't keep up with these things. We need an unmentionables sticky." and it made me laugh.
Now people are looking at me funny cause I'm laughing for no apparent reason and I cant explain why.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^
Great, now I'm picturing a weird stick figure lady laughing uncontrollably, that's making me aroused for no apparent reason, and I can't explain why...
September 11th, 2017 at 1:55 PM ^
Great, now I'm picturing an aroused, creepy clown.
September 11th, 2017 at 2:02 PM ^
now I'm masturbating furiously at the thought of an aroused clown having sex with a stick figure.
I should probably close my office door.
September 11th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^
Paging Mad Hatter. Please report to Human Resources.
September 11th, 2017 at 3:46 PM ^
If I ever found out Hatter's real identity, and it turned out he was head of HR for a Fortune 100 company, my face would instantly explode...
September 11th, 2017 at 8:18 PM ^
Avatar checks out.
September 11th, 2017 at 5:16 PM ^
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Wait, on second thought ...
September 11th, 2017 at 1:09 PM ^
What happened? Was Brandon treated unjustly?
September 11th, 2017 at 1:14 PM ^
i don't know the details, but i think he signed a non-compete when he started that Land of 10 then enforced even though they let him go.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:04 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 1:56 PM ^
No, they offered him 2% milk
September 11th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
was a dig on WD.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:06 PM ^
I agree 100% with Harbaugh on not sharing medical info about student athletes.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:08 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 1:46 PM ^
Michigan beat reporters would never do that. Rutgers...well...
September 11th, 2017 at 1:08 PM ^
(NTJ) Kid can't seem to catch a break with his health. Here's to a speedy and successful recovery for that young man.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:09 PM ^
Well.....poop. Hopefully Jeter can use this year to heal up because he's going to be needed big time next year after Hurst and Mone head off to the league.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:12 PM ^
I think Mone sticks around for his last year, but who knows. If he has an amazing year, he could jump. Don't get that size and strength very often. I wonder if the James Hudson to OT trial is off now because of this as well.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:29 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 4:36 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 9:15 PM ^
Nope. He's a junior in eligibility and he might qualify for a 6th year given his injuries over the years.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:27 PM ^
Bummer! Get well!
Sidenote: I keep seeing Kemp out there and think it's Jeter. I know it's not Jeter. But I can't stop myself! How do you have a DL wearing #2 and a DL whose name is Jeter, and THOSE AREN'T THE SAME PERSON!
September 11th, 2017 at 1:27 PM ^
we haven't seen aot of the Hammering Touchdown Panda yet?
September 11th, 2017 at 1:33 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 1:59 PM ^
If you need a yard, The Panda will get you two. If you need three yards, The Panda will get you two.
September 11th, 2017 at 4:06 PM ^
That was Leroy Hoard's line, right--except with him it was "if you need a yard, I'll get you three; if you need five yards, I'll get you three?"
September 11th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^
Michigan has only been in the redzone six times (with 1 TD...yay) and have only had a couple of snaps in the goal and a yard or two to go Panda territory.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:58 PM ^
We had one nulified by the shittiest illegal formation call ever and another one likely nullified by the shittiest execution of a handoff ever (give Isaac 4 cracks at it from the 2 and I like the odds). We'll get better.
September 11th, 2017 at 3:41 PM ^
We did use him in short yardage against Florida, though not on the goal line.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:36 PM ^
Ace Williams had a tweet about it. I'll try and find a link to Barstool Sports to confirm.
September 11th, 2017 at 1:50 PM ^
September 11th, 2017 at 2:33 PM ^
Mr. Jeter. Next year baby.
September 12th, 2017 at 12:06 PM ^
Hate to see one of our young guys go down especially early in the season. Hoping he makes full and fast recovery.