OT: If you had a time machine

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Where would you go? 1997? 1865? 1963? 1985? Or would you stand pat? Go

Mocha Cub

May 13th, 2017 at 1:36 AM ^

I'd go back to '82 and get coach to put me in the 4th quarter of the game. We'd be state champs no doubt. I'd have gone pro making millions of dollars living in a big old mansion somewhere. Soaking it up in a hot tub with my soulmate.

Jack Hammer

May 13th, 2017 at 1:36 AM ^

240 million years ago to capture a TRex then 2013 Georgia dome to ride that bitch in and eat Rick Pitino alive because I can't stand that motherfucker's stupid vampire face.

big john lives on 67

May 13th, 2017 at 1:45 AM ^

To drag Martin's rear end off of his sail boat, and not let him back on it until he hired a young phenom by the name of James Joseph Harbaugh, then coach of USD. Would save the past me a lot of pain, suffering, and bad hangovers.

rob f

May 13th, 2017 at 4:07 AM ^

to practically every football season in the 70's and change just one thing each year or season, starting with the 1970 Rose Bowl. 1971: Stay undefeated like we did by beating Ohio State, but have something left in the tank for the Rose Bowl and beat the snot out of Stanford to have a shot at the National Championship. 1972: Cross that damn goal line in Columbus from the 1-yard line in BOTH the 1st and 2nd halves and destroy OSU, which would have sent us undefeated to the Rose Bowl to play for a potential 2nd consecutive National Championship. 1973: Cut Wayne Duke's phone line, thus preventing him from influencing the vote. Then go to Pasadena and have a shot at a potential 3rd straight National Championship. 1974: Mike Lantry's field goal gets called correctly and we beat OSU 13-12. ((Alternative plan: find a way to get Tom Klaben deported back to Czechoslovakia before The Game). Either way, then go to Pasadena and win the Rose Bowl and a potential 4th straight National Championship! 1975: play better defense at home in the 4th quarter and hold onto that 14-7 lead to again beat the bucks. (Sorry, no 5th straight National Championship, as we had tied Baylor and Stanford early that season) 1976: Not lose in W. Lafayette to the Spoilermakers, continuing on undefeated, and then beat USC the Rose Bowl, giving us potentially our 5th National Championship in 6 seasons. 1977: Not sleepwalk in Minneapolis and stay undefeated, go on to stay unbeaten and then win in Pasadena, potential 6th National Championship over 7 seasons. 1978: Beat Kirk Gibson and that pesky Eddie Smith and loudmouth head coach Darryl Rogers. Stay undefeated. Then win the 1979 Rose Bowl over USC, not get robbed by the PAC10 ref who ruled Charles White's fumble at the 2-yard line a (PHANTOM) TD. Win our potential 7th National Championship over 8 seasons. I hate good threads when I should be sleeping...

Wolfman

May 13th, 2017 at 5:02 AM ^

and probably partying without the benefit of the one hour time difference I have, but only for one more week. I am contemplating this question, wondering if I should make my history greater or that of the wolverines. If I ever answer, you will know which way I went 

befuggled

May 13th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^

And putting just a *little* more emphasis on special teams.

Bo was probably a better kicker away from going into the Rose Bowl undefeated into 1973, 1974 and 1976. 

(Although college kickers, man. Who the hell knows?)

rob f

May 13th, 2017 at 6:51 PM ^

Bo gripes. Kicking problems haunted Bo's teams all the way thru 1979 before he finally put more emphasis on that part of the game. Besides the infamous misses by Mike Lantry in the early 70's, a missed FG @ Purdue by Bobby Woods cost us a chance at an undefeated 1976 regular season. And then in 1979, our kicking game hit rock bottom, being a major contributor to a 4-loss season. Poor punting, blocked FGs, missed FG's and extra points, kickoffs out of bounds, you name it---we sucked at every single aspect of the kicking game that season. We knew the 1979 offense was likely to suffer post-Ricky Leach, but the defense was vintage Bo that season. Our first loss of the season was against ND. We kept the Irish out of our end zone but our own kicking game completely failed us. By midseason, Bo lost all faith in our ability to attempt anything longer than 35 yards, even 35 yards was a crapshoot. I don't remember the details of the loss to Purdue, but I do remember Bo shunning FG attempts in favor of going for it on 4th down against both Ohio State and N Carolina (Gator Bowl) and I suspect it was largely because of crappy kicking. More than any other season, 1979 finally convinced Bo to upgrade both the placekicking and punting games. We we MUCH better at it in the 80's.

UM Fan from Sydney

May 13th, 2017 at 5:01 AM ^

2000 to sabotage Cheating Tressel's career. I will forever hate that cheating piece of fuck shit. OSU sacrificed all integrity to win football games (read: beat Michigan). That horrid school and football program can fuck themselves.

bacon

May 13th, 2017 at 5:52 AM ^

February 2007. I'd go to Bill Martin and Lloyd Carr and explain that we have nothing to gain by playing a little known school from the Boone, NC and that we should pull out of the negotiations for the game. Weird coincidence: I was in the town 10 miles next to Boone on the day of the horror with my in-laws, trying to watch the game. I guess they weren't popular enough to put on local tv then.

xtramelanin

May 13th, 2017 at 6:51 AM ^

i'd talk with my mother for a long time before she passed.  i'd tell her about her grand kids and that even though she's not going to see them here, it really does turn out very, very well.  i'd tell her that i named my oldest after her and that the two of them are so much alike, so darn smart and they even look alot alike.  i would ask her about her own life, so many things as a kid it never occured to me to ask her b/c i really didn't get the fact that she wasn't going to be with us until it was too late.   

rob f

May 13th, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^

one day before Mother's Day. I think I'll set my time machine back to Mother's Day 2016. I was much more fortunate in the length of time I had to spend with her. Last Mother's Day was the last one she'd be around for, as she passed away suddenly just 6 weeks later. She lived almost 86 years, a good and full life, and yet, as I now think about her, I realize there's so much I don't know about her childhood and school years, including her college years in Detroit at Mercy College. I think I'll call my aunt (Mom's younger sister) later today, wish her a Happy Mother's Day, and make plans to visit this coming week. And then while there, learn more about Mom.

will

May 13th, 2017 at 6:51 AM ^

Assuming I can take my cell phone and record great moments in history.. AD 29 and witness the last year of Jesus's life? Or if I'm allowed to enter more than one date keep going back until the earth didn't exist and see if the big bang happened as we now think? But if I have a time machine, I'm realistically going a day into the future to get stock information, then returning and making a killing. Then using that cash to turn my time machine into an RV. An interesting thought, time machines never specified longitude or lattitude. I'd add that.

Vengeful Barbarian

May 13th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^

I can see man from the future with a smart phone supplanting a carpenter from Bethlehem in ancient Judea. Could you imagine how much worse cell phone addiction would be if it was also the centerpiece of a major religion?

GOBLUE4EVR

May 13th, 2017 at 7:22 AM ^

so I could tell my mom I love her one more time one last time... p.s. fuck cancer!!! now for sports reasons... go back to whenever the 2007 football non conf schedule was put together and smack the shit out of whoever decided on those frist 2 games... and then have them replace them with Eastern and Rutgers...

NittanyFan

May 13th, 2017 at 8:52 AM ^

Marty's just about to hit the lightning bolt and get sent from 1955 to 1985 ....

If Marty were a Michigan fan, he would have gone back 7 days prior, not to October 26 1985 but to October 19 1985.  Go kidnap Rob Houghtlin.  Michigan beats Iowa and they very well have won a MNC (Oklahoma won it with 1 loss).

RainbowSprings

May 13th, 2017 at 8:27 AM ^

The first few games of Denard Robinson as our new starting QB were almost magical. It looked like RR finally had the team "turn the corner." Denard was seemingly playing at a different level than our mere mortal opponents. The cumulative damage of the hits he endured were yet to materialize. He looked like a certain Heisman candidate. This all began to change, of course. But for a while there...

JetFuelForBreakfast

May 13th, 2017 at 9:05 AM ^

...clone my beautiful, talented, smart, funny wife and mother of my children...race back in time, marry "real" wife earlier in life to have more time together with her and her perfect clone especially doing "that"...ALOT...'cause how lucky am I!?! The only thing better than time with her is twice the time and "interaction"--damn I'm lucky. Also would tell Grandma that I love her and miss her. [leaves phone on nightstand open to mgoblog where inquisitive wife is bound to find it after wondering who I'm "texting" only to find romantic naughty time machine fantasy.... crosses fingers...please, God...let thus work...]

LSAClassOf2000

May 13th, 2017 at 9:15 AM ^

I'll go with 1993 in order to prevent Quantum Leap from being relegated to the infamous "Time Slot Of Death" on NBC's primetime schedule. I mean, who among us did not want to see Sam finally get home in some really epic finale? OK, maybe this is just me, but at least it would mean that I would no longer have to write the yearly letter of disgust to NBC.

mooseman

May 13th, 2017 at 9:19 AM ^

There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because she thinks I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who made that terrible decision. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are, but I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that.

 

StephenRKass

May 13th, 2017 at 9:33 AM ^

Great hypothetical. I would want to go back to a week before Passover in Jerusalem around 33 AD. I would want to go back to September 1977 and go to classes again. I didn't appreciate the wealth of opportunity at UofM. Youth wasted on young. You said time machine. I would go forward a bit, maybe a week, a month, a year, and use that info to buy stock options 3 times and perhaps bet on a sporting event or two.