November 16th, 2018 at 11:29 PM ^
Hiding in sewers, eating kids arms off, the usual.
November 17th, 2018 at 5:25 AM ^
Is this a dark version of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" - where we need to solve clues to determine what disturbing thing FauxMo is doing in some God-forsaken place this time?
November 16th, 2018 at 11:35 PM ^
Probably not at Chick-fil-A
November 16th, 2018 at 11:47 PM ^
I miss his biting commentary.
And he's valuable. I don't know if he's always been here, but it's possible.
November 17th, 2018 at 8:22 AM ^
I let my pre-election anger and anxiety (plus a few beers) get the better of me and turn me into “the guy that argues about politics online” that I hate. So I put myself in “Time Out” until the week of The Game. I’ll be back Monday. Thanks for caring. (Except those who don’t like me below. Fuck those guys :-))
November 17th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
Pre election anger?
I don’t understand why “your side” is always so angry.
November 17th, 2018 at 8:32 AM ^
No, it’s your side!
/ducks
November 17th, 2018 at 11:21 AM ^
No it's "you're side"
November 17th, 2018 at 9:05 AM ^
Well, after the most important election of our lifetime, we have 2020. The most important election of our lifetime. Followed by.... 2022, the most important election of our lifetime.
November 17th, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
Nah. The specific election year is debateable, but I do think the most important election(s) of our lifetimes have already happened. We’re now on a path to irreversible ecological devastation and we won’t be able to sufficiently mitigate it no matter what happens in 2020 or thereafter. [smile emoji]
November 17th, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
Uggghhh....politics....can’t believe there are still a lot of people that believe there is a still a difference between the two major parties. It’s all a well rehearsed play to make it look like they are working for you, but in reality they are just getting in there cashing it in with their lobbyists, getting rich and the working class gets scewed by both parties! Gave up on this system long ago and kept myself happy by ignoring what goes on in DC and just focusing on keeping my job and enjoying my life with my wife! I still vote but I mostly just dart board that!
November 17th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
yeah, everyone knows both parties are just lizard people who get sustainance on money and fear, rather than food.
wake up sheeple!
November 17th, 2018 at 11:37 AM ^
For any of you still on campus: do they still post the Maoist Internationalist Movement (MIM) Notes newsletter on campus? When I was there (too long ago than I'm comfortable admitting), it was almost always stacked next to Daily and was a reliable source of hilarious takes.
November 17th, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
TRUE!!!!!!
which party is against drone strikes on humans who have had no chance at adjudication?
which party wants money out of politics (actions not words)
which party attempts to take natural corruption of bureaucracies (both governmental and corporate)
as long as we keep arguing about chicken sandwiches, we are all sheep.
I wish Dan Carlin would get off of his ass and produce some Common Sense.
Go Blue!! An institution that is trying to better the human condistion and the universe we occupy.
November 17th, 2018 at 10:01 AM ^
July 17th 1945. The day we acquired the ability to annihilate ourselves is the day we put an expiration date on humanity.
Then there are super volcanoes. Yellowstone is due to erupt. Will probably destroy North America thus rendering irrelevant any measures to mitigate climate change.
November 17th, 2018 at 10:04 AM ^
Volcanoes, nuclear weapons, global warming... Boring. A virus similar to ebola but that spreads more easily and more quickly will come along and wipe out 75% of humanity before any of those things matter ;-)
November 17th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
Very true!
November 17th, 2018 at 11:05 AM ^
I just wanted to see how small my picture would get.
November 17th, 2018 at 11:48 AM ^
yeah but viruses are not an existential threat. 25% of the human population can repopulate.
What we REALLY should be worried about is AI. (/s ... but also sort of not)
November 18th, 2018 at 3:50 AM ^
When the robot comes for you, just dump a glass of water on its head.
November 17th, 2018 at 11:36 AM ^
There are really good podcasts on Joe rogan about this. When the time comes to take carbon out of the air, some company will do it. That person will be a billionaire and may or may not sexually assault those around him/her. That problem will he resolved.
Drum roll!
on to the next problem.
Plant a tree.
November 17th, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
And then in 2024, elections will cease to have any meaning outside of being a dog and pony show. Which they kind of already are.
November 17th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
This is good.
is there a chair to sit on during timeout? I always had to sit on a chair...
November 17th, 2018 at 8:44 AM ^
That was you I was arguing with? ?
November 17th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
I guess shit got RealMo.
Enjoy the weekend, GoBlue!
November 17th, 2018 at 9:50 AM ^
After reading your hilarious rant, I’m really in the mood for some Chick-fil-A. I know what my pregame meal is going to be!
November 17th, 2018 at 9:58 AM ^
God that spicy sauce is so delicious. Delicious brilliant bigoted bastards
November 17th, 2018 at 10:58 AM ^
Yeah i'm tolerant and supportive of all people and their freedoms. Until frozen lemonades are at stake. Then i side with tolerence. For contrasting opinions serving frozen lemonades.
November 17th, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Unless you'll be in Ann Arbor, apparently
November 17th, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
Saw you at the Rutgers game figured you stayed around...New Jersey has some ripe sewers from what I understand
November 17th, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
This gave me chill bumps.
November 17th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
I love you FauxMo. Got plenty of Two Hearted Ale and bourbon for the game. If your ever in NC let me know!
November 17th, 2018 at 12:02 AM ^
He may have enjoyed some of the snacks there, but he seemed to not like their marketing strategy.
November 17th, 2018 at 12:11 AM ^
You sure? Did you check to see if he was lurking over by the kids play area?
November 17th, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
One last serious comment on this: Sorry if I offended anyone that night. I was being an asshole. Plain and simple. My silly Internet persona on here notwithstanding, I take no pleasure in being an asshole. So, apologies all around.
Now, go fuck yourselves. And GO BLUE!
November 17th, 2018 at 10:57 AM ^
Well, my experience is that it is just a matter of time before any of us make an arse of ourselves in public or online. We may disagree on certain topics, but that's what makes interacting interesting. I am glad to have you back in all of your wonderfully blunt cutting commentary.
November 16th, 2018 at 11:43 PM ^
He’s probably having relations with some woman while assuring her that he’s gay.
November 16th, 2018 at 11:47 PM ^
Hiding this here. Hill won’t play, Metellus might.
November 16th, 2018 at 11:48 PM ^
Mez sad.
November 17th, 2018 at 6:47 AM ^
That’s bad news, so I don’t believe you and you are not credible. You may post again when you have good news.
November 16th, 2018 at 11:49 PM ^
What about OSU week?
November 16th, 2018 at 11:55 PM ^
Probable*
November 17th, 2018 at 2:28 AM ^
NOICE!
November 17th, 2018 at 7:17 AM ^
I don't like the looks of that asterisk.
November 17th, 2018 at 7:22 AM ^
It's probably a defensive asterisk. Otherwise people will scream and call him a fraud.
November 17th, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^
Which is stupid. He owes nothing to anyone. Outside of players and their Dr’s no one really knows.
November 17th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
I beg to differ.......UMBig actually owes me 10 bucks from a bet we had that he could not fool most of you into thinking that he’s an “insider.”
November 17th, 2018 at 8:14 AM ^
if by “fraud” you mean “full of completely made-up crap,” then yup.
November 17th, 2018 at 8:21 AM ^
I'm ok with this. Let the young men heal for next week. This ain't last year: we can win this one without them.