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07/20/2018 - 2:21pm Uhh.....why..... you got…

Uhh.....why..... you got some?

O..wait ...that dessert thing; cool .....good luck with that.

07/20/2018 - 1:06pm Pink? Check.

Chalky? Check…

Pink? Check.

Chalky? Check.

Diarrhea allows follows? Check.

07/20/2018 - 10:19am Dude, you are so rain on my…

Dude, you are so rain on my wedding day.

07/20/2018 - 9:59am Ironic, no?

Ironic, no?

07/20/2018 - 9:54am You mean the alternate that…

You mean the alternate that everyone agreed on a long time ago since the mocking manner of sarcasm is context dependent and usually needs voice inflections to convey?

Thus all of us in the internet 20 years ago decided to go with /s.

Guess you missed the META. /s


07/19/2018 - 11:33pm Well...I guess.......maybe…

Well...I guess.......maybe........I mean the NCAA would shut college football down the second they thought they might be liable for any long term health complications.......and he would be forced to find gainful employment somewhere.

That's all I got.

07/19/2018 - 11:15pm Hey! Now ya know why you…

Hey! Now ya know why you weren't completely sure :)

You do seem to grasp irony much better than sarcasm tho.

07/19/2018 - 11:00pm You are DEFINITELY not…

You are DEFINITELY not batman.

Bruce Wayne always puts his name on endowments and childrens wings in hospitals and shit like that.

07/13/2018 - 2:00pm It seems that future posts…

It seems that future posts will reflect point changes but none will auto update.

07/13/2018 - 11:54am Step one: search recruiting…

Step one: search recruiting threads for concern trolls.

step two: neg away

07/12/2018 - 4:06pm Rewind Send Inc.


Rewind Send Inc.

Making meaning out of your non -editable auto-correct gibberish!

07/12/2018 - 3:57pm Nice simile brute,

such a…

Nice simile brute,

such a glaring sign of weakness it's almost announcing itself through harmonic vocalizations.

07/11/2018 - 3:33pm Great motivator might have…

Great motivator might have reluctantly agree, maybe even great puppet, but he only lead people to their death in great numbers, that's about as close as I'll give him.

Of course the language of Nationalism does sound a lot like regional sports rivalism. I guess at IU hate was all they had.

07/11/2018 - 11:42am Good Luck Zach.

Sorry so…

Good Luck Zach.

Sorry so many lame adults are ruining what should be a fun and exciting time for you.

Unfortunately, they've got winning to do and since everyone thinks you're the man to do it, some of your feelings have to be sacrificed. (No they don't, make the right decision for you, dude)

What they forget is he's not an adult and he should be allowed to enjoy his time too while waiting to become a professional.

Hope he finds the right place for him.

07/11/2018 - 1:16am Worst part about reading…

Worst part about reading this lame burn is I immediately thought of 10 better (sorry Eric), here's 3:

Looks more like Eric Half until.....

Looks more like Eric Split until....

Looks more like Eric None until...


And a bonus:

That boy so light he gets blown around like a "tae in d'win".

07/11/2018 - 1:04am Something exciting is…

Something exciting is happening for one of our best recruits and this somehow kills a buzz you have because the degrees of separation are too far.

Sounds like an excuse to get buzzed again.

07/11/2018 - 12:48am Agree, especially when…

Agree, especially when evaluating the QB. 

Efficiency on passes that "travel" 15 to 30 yards, specifically on obvious passing downs, is probably the best metric for QB skill;.

Plus the risk/reward factor of extending the field should be considered both in long TDs and in interceptions thrown on 50/50 balls. I always thought a shared point system for plays, especially TDs, might be a more interesting way to track a players impact.

For example, any TD play would be worth 6 points (1TD) and an individual player can get max 5 points because nobody but Barry could do it alone. So, on some plays it would be 

Oline 1 point, QB 2 points, RB 1 point, WR/TE 2 points

Others Oline 2, RB 4

some QB 5, WR 1

RB 3 WR 2, Oline 1 

WR 4, Oline 1, QB 1


Than you can reduce individual plays down based on their TD expectency.

An individual player would get a TD when he accumulated 6 points

So total TDs, either per game or season, would end in .0 to .5.

But Oline could also get credit for "TDs", I like that!

07/10/2018 - 11:26pm One thing I've started to do…

One thing I've started to do some research on is what I call "2 down efficiency" or "the percentage of drives a team makes a first down on either 1st or 2nd down".

I suspect there are drive specific (obviously), game finishing and even season long cumulative advantages when a team limits the number of 3rd downs put on tape for later opponents to prep for.

07/10/2018 - 10:15pm Really a strong group of …

Really a strong group of "Commit Recruiters" all around, that might be the aspect that helps turn this class from Concern Troll "meh" to GoBlue all day.

07/10/2018 - 9:15pm Top 5 4 me definitely but:

Top 5 4 me definitely but:

"It tastes like burning."

I use it every morning with my fresh hot coffee.

07/07/2018 - 1:31am "You take the better...100…

"You take the better...100 times out of 100..."

Well, Jonny , not very well played.

i just gave you ten recruits, all ranked lower than Gabe, that Saban and his staff took over the past six cycles. And those 10 are only the low ranked recruits from Alabama!

Including Hunter Brannon from Cullman, Al. the #943 ranked recruit in 2017, ya know, the year they set the recruiting high score.

so Nick doesn't take the "better" player 100/100 times, oh......but maybe he's not about winning.

Or maybe you think you know more about recruiting than the bama staff?

07/06/2018 - 10:56pm #1: I would "take" Newburg…

#1: I would "take" Newburg over Karlaftis because Newburg is a UofM fan and wants to play for UofM and Karlaftis is a Purdue fan and wants to play for them and try to make them great.

And, personally, I find it more important two young men are in the place they want to be and that's the right fit for them, than if my team is the bestest!

And, secondly,

"You don’t turn down the #4 prospect in the nation in favor of a mid-level prospect who is a fan of the program. That’s not how winning is done"

Explain to me who these guys are:

Michael Parker, Jaylon Moody, Layne Hatcher from 2018?

Ok, it was a down recruiting year for them last year, how about when they set the all time composite record in '17? Who is Hunter Brannon?

What about: Shawn Jennings, Keaton Anderson, Parker McLeod, Caleb Gulledge, Vinni Sunseri, Matt Sandlin?

Unless you think they couldn't sign anyone ranked higher than these guys.


And lastly, I already don't sweat wins/losses, championships and any of that non sense.

I'm gonna root for whoever wants to wear the Maize n Blue and hope I never have to live through 3-9 again.


07/06/2018 - 9:16pm No. And we have zero chance…

No. And we have zero chance at landing him.

But I'm more interested in if we sign Lewis Scene.

07/06/2018 - 4:34pm I wouldn't! Newburg is a…

I wouldn't! Newburg is a life long UofM fan!

Now I wouldn't feel as bad if Herron landed at Stanford and we get DiCosmo and Harrison and the goonsquad19 photo happens.

07/06/2018 - 3:36pm Niiice!!

Now send more…


Now send more goons and dudes!

07/06/2018 - 9:09am Karlaftis is a beast!


Karlaftis is a beast!

and as much as he'd look great in maize n blue, I don't wish the shit show that would make him need to leave on any program.

well maybe southern cal just for the next couple years, I'd love to get that Cali pipeline flowing.

07/06/2018 - 12:42am Well.... ....not exactly;…

Well.... ....not exactly; seeee.......

It 's probably too much to think UofM will go 15-0 THIS year so...

...14-1 or 13-2 to win the CFP.

More probability to get to CFP if we lose early and on the road to a ranked non-divisional opponent.

Other than that........fuck Notre dame!

07/05/2018 - 11:00pm Both?

And delicious!



And delicious!


07/05/2018 - 6:20pm He seems to have excelled at…

He seems to have excelled at Commit recruiter as well, which may be more important than his elite 6/11th.

07/05/2018 - 6:17pm Waiting? Seems like that…

Waiting? Seems like that ship sailed, he's ARBHU and has circled a day in November a few years from now.

Unless you know some inside info?

07/05/2018 - 5:10pm Hey noooooo problem, they…

Hey noooooo problem, they should absolutely go 11-1 your way!


07/05/2018 - 3:31pm Ok, his last tweet was a…

Ok, his last tweet was a shout out to Cade McNamara; I can see him trolling with Giles Jackson's Florida offer but that would be beyond bold to troll with a current recruit, so I'm on the bandwagon but I'm strapping a pillow to my ass for when it crumbles.

07/05/2018 - 3:09pm Yup "best" loss you can have…

Yup "best" loss you can have, and, since this team probably isn't ready to go undefeated, ....this might be the game you want to lose.

Something tells me this team will be able to accomplish much greater things if they tune out the fan base early.

07/05/2018 - 3:03pm Maybe if there was a…

Maybe if there was a compelling reason to think he wasn't going to Oklahoma I'd have more faith, but it's nice to see we are a legit choice.

Especially if the B12 is left out of the playoffs and Okla. stumbles, maybe we have a great shot to sign him.

07/05/2018 - 2:23pm Keegan







Sainristil (<^>)



Put attrition at two, still leaves a few spots for late top150 flips.

07/05/2018 - 2:01pm We are top 5 now.

We are top 5 now.

07/05/2018 - 9:13am I've heard of 110% committed…

I've heard of 110% committed, but that never made much sense.

Now 102% UNcommitted makes perfect sense =

Dax isn't committing to UofM.

He is another "flip ya for real" candidate tho.

07/05/2018 - 7:38am I guess you need to start…

I guess you need to start playing Fortnite.

The goon squad lock is Lewis Cine, not Dax but if we get Harrison too i can live without Hill.

07/04/2018 - 8:54pm Pretty sure the kid doesn't…

Pretty sure the kid doesn't want the attention; heck his tweets are "followers only", in this day, in recruiting, that's considered a hermit.

He'll commit to OSU in August but with the right season, and enough of a revolt with the Ohio recruits about how OSU is now about stars not area codes.....

....well, he'll remain on my

Fenster's Top 5 "Flip Ya 4 real" candidates.

07/04/2018 - 9:46am Giles is also Cade McNamara…

Giles is also Cade McNamara's teammate in their 7v7 league, he strengthens an important pipeline and he just turned everyone's eyes at the Opening. Come on over Giles, bring your buddy Kyle.

07/04/2018 - 1:28am I'm gonna take all three!

I'm gonna take all three!

07/03/2018 - 9:57pm USC for.......

USC for.......


07/03/2018 - 9:47pm So, every week to "pick a…

So, every week to "pick a winner", he will insert his head into the backside of the mascot of the "loser"?

Cool, I'll watch!

07/03/2018 - 9:42pm Every week at B1G network's …

Every week at B1G network's "gameday" to "pick a winner" he'll insert his head into the mascot of the "loser".


I'll watch!

07/03/2018 - 7:55pm The Simpsons

The Simpsons

07/03/2018 - 1:28pm Welcome Quinten, way to…

Welcome Quinten, way to GoBlue!

07/03/2018 - 1:25pm Welcome Quinten, way to…

Welcome Quinten, way to GoBlue!

07/03/2018 - 9:53am I think Connelly's metrics…

I think Connelly's metrics are great at forensics but not so good at profiling, know what I mean.

I can see the floor being 8 wins, especially if Shea can't start every game or other injuries hit. I can also see a team that can win 11 out of their first 12 and be peaking at just the right time.

If they limit the losses to ND and Wisc, they still might see a CFP spot w/2 losses.

07/03/2018 - 9:29am People who unabashedly hope…

People who unabashedly hope their team has a championship season..suck?

Uhhh, they're called FANS!

Now whatever it is you call yourself?... That sucks!

07/02/2018 - 9:25pm Welcome Denver, way to…

Welcome Denver, way to GoBlue!