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12/14/2018 - 12:39am 1 of only 8 teams to win 10…

1 of only 8 teams to win 10 games 3 of the last 4 seasons.

12/12/2018 - 10:58pm Snark? I don't think you...

Snark? I don't think you...

12/11/2018 - 1:41pm Relagation works in pro…

Relagation works in pro sports because you are building a franchise. College athletics you have to much turnover to sustain this system.

12/11/2018 - 1:38pm Yes that is all that needs…

Yes that is all that needs to happen. Sell the team, immediate champions. They'd probably award the trophy at the signing ceremony.

12/11/2018 - 1:29pm That's what i'm talking…

That's what i'm talking about. We should take our shirts off, and paint our chests!!!

12/10/2018 - 11:28pm https://youtu.be/XEaX_uHHFUA…

I think this is the entertainment you seek.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/island-resort-offers-guests-copious-11297526

12/10/2018 - 11:25pm You might want to pass on…

You might want to pass on the dab hits then. For a first timer, one hit is like a full days worth of smoking the top of the line shit.

12/10/2018 - 11:25pm You might want to pass on…

You might want to pass on the dab hits then. For a first timer, one hit is like a full days worth of smoking the top of the line shit.

12/07/2018 - 10:49pm i remember my first beer

i remember my first beer

12/06/2018 - 9:35pm Have they considered…

Have they considered replacing him with Greg Mattison, while rehiring Brady Hoke for Defensive Line?

12/04/2018 - 11:10pm 8-0 Hell yeah. Great win…

8-0 Hell yeah. Great win over Purdue on Saturday.

12/04/2018 - 11:38am Yeah it is always just about…

Yeah it is always just about bragging.  Not just reaching out to the fellow board members to see who also had success in a football related activity. How weird that someone would start a football related topic on a mostly football related blog. 

At least we got guys like you around to call bullshit on things like this. What would we do without you?

12/04/2018 - 10:17am OSU player contracts…

OSU player contracts guarantee a 5K bonus and 10% salary increase in case of coaching change. So most will look at this as a positive. 

12/04/2018 - 9:53am That must have took a great…

That must have took a great deal of detective work to decipher. Was it the part where i described how i made the playoffs that tipped off the fact that i made the playoffs?

12/03/2018 - 11:27pm Aww really? Now we'll never…

Aww really? Now we'll never win the game.

12/01/2018 - 12:16am I believe so. The will to…

I believe so. The will to live has a definite bearing on overall health to say the least. 

12/01/2018 - 12:08am He played in the forst ever…

He played in the first ever College Baseball World Series at Hyames Field on the Campus of Western Michigan in 1947. 

I figured it wouldn't be long after Barbara went. I worked in the funeral industry for seven years. Couples who have spent most of their long life together almost always go close together. 

11/26/2018 - 9:11pm It would curb the idiotic…

It would curb the idiotic posts as well.

11/25/2018 - 11:32am Our offense line, while…

Our offense line, while vastly improved, is light years behind OSU. It also didn't help that we ran a boring unimaginitive pass game all year, as only a compliment to the run. Who knew that barely passing all damn year would come back to haunt us if we ever got into a shoot out with a high paced spread team? 

Honestly if we were just looking for a game manager, what was the point of bringing in Patterson? It's 2018, and we have some of the most talented receivers in the nation, which are really just glorified blockers in this offense.

11/24/2018 - 12:24am Lavert Hill Status?…

Lavert Hill Status? Definitely Dude.

11/23/2018 - 9:21am Enough with the Mods please…

Enough with the Mods please ban bullshit. Quit being so god damn fragile.

11/20/2018 - 10:48am That's not fair. The Paterno…

That's not fair. The Paterno family has never been a party to abuse. They just turn a blind eye to it. Zach Smith would be Scott Paterno's Offensive Coordinator.

11/20/2018 - 10:45am This is an easy fix. Just…

This is an easy fix. Just pull the Nebechadnezzar over to the side, shut her down, and ready the EMP cannon. When it seems like the bots are about to tear through the Hull, and Neo is safely out of the Matrix, fire the EMP cannon.

11/19/2018 - 11:36pm 1. 3 or more times a day

2…

1. 3 or more times a day

2. 1. I'm more worried about where im gonna cop a piece of pumpkin pie, since no one else in my family eats it for Thanksgiving. I'm a fat guy. Best meal of the year is my immediate concern. There will be plenty of time to hate Buckeyes once the triptamine wears off.
 

3. My brothers house since we are 10-0 when i watch the game at his house this year. And my nephew has muscular dystrophy and loves Michigan Football so i watch games with him when i can.

4. Yes, if the standard is Big Ten titles, then winning Saturday is the only acceptable outcome.

5. You could say OSU scores 100, and i wouldn't give two shits, as long as we scored 101.

11/17/2018 - 8:41pm Yeah I hate penelaties. Why…

Yeah I hate penelaties. Why are we the only ones who get them.

11/17/2018 - 10:58am Yeah i'm tolerant and…

Yeah i'm tolerant and supportive of all people and their freedoms. Until frozen lemonades are at stake. Then i side with tolerence. For contrasting opinions serving frozen lemonades.

11/16/2018 - 8:20pm In my club I will splash the…

In my club I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please. 

11/15/2018 - 9:34pm Good luck, and thanks for…

Good luck, and thanks for making room for one of the 5 stars left looking at us.

11/14/2018 - 7:24pm Yeah I'm pretty excited…

Yeah I'm pretty excited about year 2 of this defense. 

11/13/2018 - 1:01pm Good news. Congrats on your…

Good news. Congrats on your first post. Most people get hammered on their first post. Stay tuned, more people will be along shortly to lob the same criticisms they didn't bother to read other people  lob before posting.

 

11/12/2018 - 1:17pm Lomas Brown who replaced him…

Lomas Brown who replaced him during Lions games is much worse. I thought i was listening to Bubba from Forest Gump yesterday.

11/10/2018 - 1:44am According to this article,…

According to this article, they were expecting up to 200 recruits. Jeremy Ruckert and Isaiah Wilson were two of the headliners.

 

https://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/index.ssf/2016/10/photos_rutgers_recruits_in_attendace_for_michigan.html

11/10/2018 - 12:12am Yeah but which decent…

Double post. Damn Two-Face!!!

11/10/2018 - 12:12am Yeah but which decent…

Yeah but which decent recruits can we potentially convince to look elsewhere tomorrow? 

11/08/2018 - 9:11pm Go fuck yourself.  Sorry on…

Go fuck yourself.  Sorry on a time crunch, had to dispense with the snark.

11/07/2018 - 1:30pm Based on being shut out, its…

Based on being shut out, its also a stretch to think LSU would dominate OSU.

11/03/2018 - 10:20pm Im not sure how it compares,…

Im not sure how it compares, but this defense is allowing opposing offenses only 66% of their average rushing output, and 60% of their average passing output. Pretty insane stat.

11/01/2018 - 5:14pm Don Brown was recommended to…

Don Brown was recommended to Harbaugh by Bill Belichek. He actually gave him a call after Durkin left, and put the two in touch with each other.

10/31/2018 - 8:56pm With an Enthusiasm Unknown…

With an Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

10/29/2018 - 1:36pm Why now as opposed to when…

Why now as opposed to when he had just gone 1-31? That was my point.

10/29/2018 - 12:39pm Yeah i screwed the pooch on…

Yeah i screwed the pooch on that one. Don't worry, i properly lubed and wore protection. Damn weed is getting stronger and stronger these days.

 

10/29/2018 - 12:25pm So close, you must have…

So close, you must have meant they're.

10/26/2018 - 9:58pm Most likely cocaine and…

Most likely cocaine and strippers.

10/26/2018 - 9:53pm 42 touchdowns in 12 games is…

42 touchdowns in 12 games is 3.5 touchdowns a game. An average of 5.25 pts a quarter for an entire season.

10/26/2018 - 9:34pm Barry lost over 5,000 yards…

Barry lost over 5,000 yards in the NFL, and still finished with 15,269 yards.

10/26/2018 - 12:27pm Holding a bobble head to 7…

Holding a bobble head to 7 feet 10 inches isn't really a complimentary feat.

10/26/2018 - 12:26pm NEW RULE: If it's not an…

NEW RULE: If it's not an existing product, don't dick tease the rest of the blog with the headline.

10/24/2018 - 11:38pm I believe the kids are…

I believe the kids are calling that "bodied" these days.

10/24/2018 - 10:09pm Klatt and Cowherd were…

Klatt and Cowherd were glowing about Michigan today as well.

10/23/2018 - 1:33am Miss Lippy's car is green.

Miss Lippy's car is green.