I Guarantee we win tonight
I guarantee we win tonight. Half of you will chime in and say “you have a 50/50 chance you’re a troll ahhhhhhh spits and anger”! Calm down homies, we’re winning. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. You will see an offense the likes of this world has never seen. JH is back, how you all want him back, if ya know what I mean. Coupled with that, the emphasis on ball security and the fact that our qb is well, just think Wyatt Earp / Doc Holliday hybrid from Tombstone. Go Blue!!!!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:03 AM ^
I'm your HuckleBerry
September 1st, 2018 at 8:21 AM ^
"why, ND, you look like someone just walked over your grave..."
September 1st, 2018 at 10:36 AM ^
“Well....Bye.”
September 1st, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^
It seems mr. Notre Dame here is an educated man... Now I know I hate him.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:56 AM ^
In vino veritas!
September 1st, 2018 at 12:22 PM ^
Brian Kelly is my dingleberry.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
You should definitely get that checked out then, your dingleberry is not supposed to be purple...
September 1st, 2018 at 8:04 AM ^
I'm so glad you posted this. Now I can rest easy.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:05 AM ^
Shea. You shouldn’t be wasting your time on here. Focus on the game!
September 1st, 2018 at 12:00 PM ^
The air is tinged with the familiar sweet September dew that hangs on freshly chopped grass. Mornings are cooler now than they’ve been, but, the afternoon sunshine will surely bring the heat. The dog days have come and they have gone, with their sweltering months of nothing but baseball highlights and hot dog eating contests. This summer was one of the special every other propped up by a World Cup or an Olympics to make it somewhat more bearable. The hole in our hearts remained. It is finally time now. Summer has given way to the next season, Michigan football.
0-0. When we, the fans, see these numbers side by side the former of the zeroes is ignored. Our beloveds are not winless today, no, they are undefeated. And for today, at least, we can dream of championships and trophies. We can dream of elation and celebration. This offensive line has to be better because they can’t possibly be worse. We know that Coach Jim Harbaugh, upon his return, was the savior and now QB #2 is the apostle we’ve been waiting for to deliver his message. This magnificent Don Brown defense will no longer be wasted by futile counter attacks. For today, we are champions as likely as the Crimson Tide and the Clemson Tigers. Through him all things are possible, so to Hell with Notre Dame!
And tomorrow, well tomorrow may be different. The pain of a Saturday gone awry lasts the week over. We attach our livelihoods to outcomes not remotely in our control. A perfect relationship, a good job, kids, pets, etc., the happiness that they all bring can be chopped down so swiftly in Saturday defeat. Why do we allow this? I am mere mortal and so I can not say. I do know that it is nonsensical, that it is foolish, that we have not decided to walk this path based on logic and fact. That is why we are called fanatics.
Today, we find out if our faith is confirmed. It will be laid bare whether we have fastened our destinies to the correct institution. And even shall things not go as planned, I predict that we will be blind in our fervor and will claim to have been deceived and will wait longer still for revelation to come in the form of Michigan victory after Michigan victory. For we know, in our hearts, that there is no greater calling than that of the Maize and Blue.
I, like Mineral King, whether he is Shea or another false prophet, am of the belief that victory will be in our grasp before the day is done. Michigan 31-13 Notre Dame.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:05 AM ^
You’re a daisy if you do Shea.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:28 PM ^
fuckin troll
September 1st, 2018 at 1:33 PM ^
so you posted the OP as mineral king then have conversations with yourself.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:06 AM ^
I, for one, enjoy Mineral King
September 1st, 2018 at 8:18 AM ^
"for one" is spot on!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:26 AM ^
Not really. I like him too and so do others. The guy has kind of been a mythological creature here. From what I see the negativity is mostly stirred up by a few for no warranted reason. The only insider claim I remember the guy making is that Mccafferey is the backup..... which, guess what we don’t know yet. He’s never been offensive that I can think of. Go ahead and chime in.... “ok Mk” .....I love it I don’t care lol.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^
He brings nothing to the board. Nothing.
September 1st, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
You sound like you’re actually upset. Lighten up dude. Lmao. You bring a lot yourself /S
September 1st, 2018 at 9:26 AM ^
Pro tip: The first person to play the "upset" card is usually the one who's upset. Almost never fails ...
September 1st, 2018 at 9:35 AM ^
Fact. You take a blog waaaaaay too seriously.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Actually it sounds like you do.
All he said is mineral king brings nothing to the board. I guess wouldn't expect someone who joined in the last 4 months to understand all the great things Jasper brings to the board.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
It’s a internet chat board dude lol.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:30 AM ^
You do realize that you're replying to the same guy. This is the stupid, childish shit that guy does. He will literally have a three way conversation with himself using his different accounts. It's so transparent, I'm continually astounded that more people don't catch on.
Skypanther, wd, Mineral king, 1984 guy, are all the same poster. He's had many, many other accounts as well, but those seem to be the major active ones. Dude needs genuine psychological help.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
timmmaay, i agree on all accounts excepting maybe wd. but yeah, the others seem to be childish attempts that are indeed transparent.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:37 AM ^
Yes, I suspect that 1984 is MK, but don't really care. He's an idiot either way.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:30 PM ^
fact, you are dipshit
September 1st, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
I think the same about you MF1984 I don't know why people on here slam you, think your multiple accounts etc.. You and MK bring a lot of entertainment to this thread and some insider knowledge wink wink
September 1st, 2018 at 9:50 AM ^
Do you log off and log back on with each of these three accounts or do you have three different devices you access the board from
September 1st, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
You know he has several different devices with the corresponding user name placed on top with one of those label makers.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:31 AM ^
Dude probably has a Super Guide for his accounts.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
We have found one of mineral king's multiple accounts.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:18 PM ^
I only like him if he is in fact Shea. If he s not then I do not like him.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:33 AM ^
Me too. I needed a good laugh to help my blood pressure to start this morning.
Go Blue.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
If this board format allowed you to see who was actually starting a thread like it used to, no one would have clicked on it.
I don't know why I'm lying to myself.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:27 PM ^
I enjoyed him when I thought there was about a 1% chance he was Shea. This posts proves it for me that he isn’t. So he can now eat my ass.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:13 PM ^
I mean, it's entirely a joke. It's hilarious if you approach it from that angle. He's just a troll but it's funny.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:48 PM ^
I'm late to this Shea thing. By the time I heard it mentioned, it was quite obvious it was a typical clown on a message board. What did he post to make people think this could be an actual player?
September 1st, 2018 at 3:33 PM ^
He used his other accounts to "start" the rumor and keep it going
September 1st, 2018 at 8:13 AM ^
Say when!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:14 AM ^
Phew.... Now that I have your guarantee that we win, I am withdrawing my 401K and putting it all on Blue!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
You'll end up paying a penalty on that transaction. I suggest you sell the house and then plan on winning the money to buy it back plus a lot more...
September 1st, 2018 at 8:59 AM ^
One step ahead of you, I am at the bank waiting for it to open to get a loan against my home. I am all in for Michigan, baby!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
“Say when.”
September 1st, 2018 at 8:20 AM ^
That’s one fine lookin shit-post.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:20 AM ^
Homelessness!!
September 1st, 2018 at 8:21 AM ^
Put a lemon up your butt if we lose.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:33 AM ^
Just your average Saturday night...
September 1st, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
Imagine the noises. Wait, no don't.
September 1st, 2018 at 8:25 AM ^
Thanks. I feel soo much better now