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He was just awful in terms of securing the ball. All the near losses were due to his turnovers.

Perhaps you can start Shane or Brian instead?

7. Is Devin related to Demetrius Brown?

1. Is there a reason the offense has not integrated Green into the game plan more. Seems as if he is what would be needed on 2nd/ 3rd and two yards to go. The kid is 220 lbs.

2. Have you spoke w Gardner to tell him there are 10 other guys out there and to tell him to relax.

3. The DB's seem to be off the line of scrimmage when it's 2nd/3rd and short and seem to be pressing the WR when it's 2nd/3rd and Long. Most would say its supposed to be the opposite in those situations.

4. When are you going to release the Backers more to fill the gaps and blitz. IE Dogs, Fire type plays.

5. Is PIPKINS hurt?

6. Why not use the quick Toss and the counter play more on offense to help the RB get into space seeing as the O Line seems to h e trouble blocking straight up.

Thanks
Frank

Can we burn every page of the playbook that contains zone blocking? Is Al Borges allergic to counter plays, in the same manner as bubble screens? is a force player designated on every defensive play? Is that player made aware of his assignment? Are Green, Rawls, Hayes, Smith all that bad? Do you think NOT playing them in the game will help them in practice?

Will the offensive line be the same in 2 weeks, if so will they block anyone? Will Jack Miller continue to miss blocks completely or get shoved back into the the play a lot? Can a legacy jersey be taken back?

Specific players are not "meeting the expectations for the position". Why are the same five starting/playing? Are all the backups below expectation as well?

Dafuck???

I wonder if Hoke and Borges lack trust in their players on offense.  It took three games before Chesson had a pass thrown to him.  On O-line, they clearly don't trust younger guys (Braden at guard, for example); I almost wonder if they shouldn't give a 300 lb+ Kyle Bosch a chance.  And they burned the redshirts of Green and Smith against WMU; but since then, they've gotten 3 carries between the two of them.  Surely they're good enough to spot Toussaint.  And as others have noted, what's wrong with bringing in Morris for a series to let DG clear his head?  Okay, maybe you're terrified he'll turn the ball over (huh???).  But he can hand the ball off or make simple quick passes.

Simple question: does it seem like this staff is inordinately protective of (distrustful of) youth on the field?  (I might add, on the defensive side, not playing Dymonte Thomas.  Unless he's just not good right now.)

Where do we sign up to be donors for that attitude transplant?

do we suck? Do you actually anticipate having positive offensive yardage in East Lansing this year?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

I think this is a good question:

What can be done to convince your QB to throw the ball away on occasion, rather than constantly trying to scramble or force passes?  How can you make the QB understand the value of throwing the ball out of bounds instead of forcing a pass or taking a sack?

leaves this team vulnerable to lazy play, contributing to the desire of many schools to knock the institution off of its pedestal? Is Michigan destined to spend the rest of the season playing scared? 

Why didn't you bring in Maxwell to run the offense in the final drive? Oh wait....

During the last 2 weeks is "you do realize you're getting your asses kicked by flippin Akron/Uconn," part of the halftime talk? As I'm watching the games it's certainly part of my outbursts. Embarrassing has been said several times too....I thought we were past that with rr being gone.

Gardner couldn't beat out Denard?

Are we the worst 4-0 in college football today, the worst 4-0 team in Michigan football history or actually the worst 4-0 team in the history of sport?

Good Lord we are overreacting right now to a road WIN.  As evidenced from my name I am older than most of you but trust me, 4-0 playing poorly is WAY, WAY better than, lets say, 0-2 and playing great.  Go back to 1988 and look at the start of our season.  We lost a heartbreaker to Notre Dame in the opener and then followed that game up with an even more mind-crushing defeat at home to #1 ranked Miami - a game we led by 17 midway through the fourth quarter and a game where we totally outplayed them.  

I remember exactly how I felt in 1988 two games in.  Team played well - lost both times.  This year the team played poorly - won both games.  This is exponentially better.

is the way Devin holds the ball, one little bump from his O-Lineman's butt created a fumble for a TD, someone please address this with him.

And also as others have asked, what's the policy of changing up players who are not performing at a high level, why aren't we putting in other guys to see what they can do?

I can't believe all this outright bitching. Now I understand where Pelini must have been coming from.