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10/29/2016 - 7:07am At the gym. Been up since 5.

At the gym. Been up since 5. Waiting for retribution.

09/12/2015 - 10:18am Heiko-
Weak dude. Your

Weak dude. Your enthusiasm for the tailgate outweighs your football enthusiasm. We are here for football, not the idea of it. My wife has more balls than you.

09/30/2014 - 7:27am Fire the neurologist, fire

Fire the neurologist, fire the trainers!!! How could they not see it? What morons!!! Oh wait, we're not doing that anymore, just for Hoke? Oh ok. Sorry. Good job medical staff! Only Hoke should be watching the tv instead of coaching.

02/13/2014 - 11:21am That info usually isn't made

That info usually isn't made public, a lot of it is seen better at the time of operation anyway. The big thing to understand is that acl recovery cannot really be that well predicted. Two people can undergo the exact same procedure and one be ready to go months before the other.

02/13/2014 - 11:04am Depends on if other

Depends on if other structures are damaged. Meniscus tears are frequent with ACLs, as are cartilage injuries. Jake was a special case and I wouldn't count his recovery as the norm. Can he be back in 7 months? Yeah but to be 100% it takes a few more months and if he is sore or still weak then it is prudent to give him more time. Not Derrick Rose time but time nonetheless.

12/18/2013 - 12:14pm He decommitted because of a

He decommitted because of a bad season? So should you commit to a school only if it had a good year? I bet a lot of kids wish they hadn't turned down auburn. Winning is unpredictable. How bout staying with a school you committed to and be one of the ones to make a great team rather than needing others before you to make the team great. Also, I'm sure all the whining bitches complaining all day on this site has no impact on the myriad of 17 year olds reading this site to stay up on their potential future teams. Keep up the work guys, you are all helping this team tremendously.

11/30/2013 - 11:48am I would hate to have you and

I would hate to have you and most of the posters on this site on my team. A bunch of quitters with no resolve. Down by 2 scores? I guess it's quitting time. Let's just lose before we start so we don't feel like failures. You suck.

11/08/2013 - 9:02pm reality check

I'm not sure if you understand how this game is typically played.  Everyone likes to get on their high horse and demand that our players play with such class and boyscout honor.  This is a very violent game.  Most of the time, our players are trying to mame the guy across from them. It is war.  It is an angry affair.  Sometime emotion gets the best of you.  Sometimes choking the guy you are going against or punching the guy in the throat with the ball when there is a fumble happens.  With the amount of video analysis now this is getting more and more exposed.  But make no mistake, the big uglies on the team are not there to play paddycake.  They are out for blood.  Like it or not, that is the game of football, and if you played on a competitive team, you would know that this is the norm.  Sorry to burst all your sensitive bubbles.  This is a game for men with anger and cock and balls.  It is changing unfortunately, and it will soon be flag football and it's all going to be all your fault.  Fuck me I quit America.

10/12/2013 - 8:40pm Devin has been awesome this

Devin has been awesome this half.  Why pump the brakes?

09/29/2013 - 12:11pm Why didn't you tell us that a

Why didn't you tell us that a few weeks ago before we got our hopes up?!?!

09/22/2013 - 10:22am Here's a question


09/16/2013 - 3:16pm Speeds

I have to disagree about the slightly slower speeds.  The Merritt has a bunch of hills, but there is one cop assigned to it per county.  You can go pretty much as fast as you want.  I have lived here for most of my life, and never got pulled over on the Merritt despite a very heavy foot.  It is the Hutchinson parkway in new york, then runs into the Merritt.

09/14/2013 - 10:07am Boom, Heiko'd

I usually think Heiko is a bit out of his league when he asks the coaches questions about football that show how much he still needs to learn the game, but I thoroughly enjoyed his writing here. As he learns the game more he will become a better and better asset to this site.

09/01/2013 - 8:38am 777 207 3070
Super macho man

777 207 3070

Super macho man code. I didn't know the Tyson one so I had to beat Super macho man first to fight Tyson. To this day I can beat Macho man without him touching me because I did it so many times while getting worked by Tyson.

07/10/2013 - 1:12pm I can't stand when you guys

I can't stand when you guys beat on Danny...he was on my high school team.  Great kid, unfortunately this play will haunt him.

04/08/2013 - 8:02pm Anyone else keep getting

Anyone else keep getting goose bumps?

04/06/2013 - 7:22pm Bud Light

It is unwavering and constant.  Why do anything else on such a night?

02/20/2013 - 5:56pm You are correct. If Denard

You are correct. If Denard has a repeat issue this will be corrected likely with an ulnar nerve decompression/transposition. That's what Andrews would do (I trained under him).

02/20/2013 - 5:50pm They are very unlikely to be

They are very unlikely to be linked. Superficial staph infections should have no bearing on the ulnar nerve which is deep and relatively protected from where his issue was before.

02/16/2013 - 7:41pm Orthopaedic surgeon

Orthopaedic surgeon here....fix it. Rehab to get your range of motion back first. I recommend autograft, not cadaver graft. Patellar tendon is my choice but hamstrings are good too. You cannot ski without an ACL without risking repeat injury.

11/22/2012 - 1:08pm Some people visit ohio .

Some people visit ohio . Wolverines BEAT ohio!!!

11/03/2012 - 10:19am Your question

I am an orthopaedic surgeon, with a fellowship in sports medicine.  Elbow issues with throwers can sometimes be difficult to pin down, as often the pain is vague and difficult to pinpoint.  However, an MRI will usually show anything with structural damage that needs to be addressed (typically the ulnar collateral ligament, or "Tommy John Ligament" is a biggie with baseball players).  Part of evaluating the elbow in a thrower should always be paying particular attention to the ulnar nerve.  Tapping the nerve might cause a sense of shock going down the arm into the little and ring finger, or may cause pain at the elbow itself.  To look more specifically at the nerve, EMG/NCV testing can be done.  I disagree with the statements made that sports medicine docs overlook nerve issues, as anyone with any type of competence will have that high up in their differential.

Another problem that is seen occasionally with baseball players, but is rare, is called thoracic outlet syndrome.  That is a compression of the nerves way up in the shoulder area that occurs in the cocking position of throwing a ball, and can cause sporadic weakness.  It is a great masquerader, but that is something you have to think of too with an odd weakness/numbness story.  Let me know if you have any more questions.

10/18/2012 - 4:53pm Seriously? This is football.

Seriously? This is football. This kid is soft. Coaches push, they yell, they slap you upside the helmet. If you ever played the game you most likely experienced it. It is not assault, it is the way the game is. If you don't think Hoke or Mattison grabs the players and shoves them in the middle of practice you are delusional.

09/30/2012 - 1:09pm You can't just make things up

You can't just make things up about concussion testing and state them as fact. A brain CT will likely show nothing in a concussed player unless they have a bleed. Also, reflexes and coordination are not an indicator of concussion. You make me angry.

09/01/2012 - 11:47pm Here's a positive

That positively sucked man crank.

08/29/2012 - 11:26pm 1008 Oakland. 13 kegs in a

1008 Oakland. 13 kegs in a kiddy pool full of ice. That was my 2002 graduation party idea. Split between 10 of us. It was worth every dollar of my dad's that I spent.

08/29/2012 - 8:19pm Cato

A young Cato June took me and a few now lifetime friends to a football party during orientation. They charged us $5 for a cup. Rule number 1 is never charge for beer. Boom, frat boy'd.

08/27/2012 - 9:37pm Alabama fans can drive but it

Alabama fans can drive but it is a real shitty drive, and most can't afford flights, let alone a dentist. We will show up in force. I like 50/50.

08/25/2012 - 8:50am Can someone explain why these

Can someone explain why these videos always freeze and don't load correctly for me. Whether I am watching the embed or on mgoblue it always freezes and makes me want to light my face on fire.

08/12/2012 - 7:28pm I think Denard wins. A 40 is

I think Denard wins. A 40 is not the same as a 100 meter. Plus Bolt would be mesmerized by Denards smile and start crying at the mere sight of such a thing.

07/20/2012 - 8:29pm I lived in Albany for 9 years

I lived in Albany for 9 years and moved last year (thank god). Anyway the local alumni chapter watched games at Jillian's downtown. Not a great showing and the tv's and food sucked. I chose to watch at home so I could scream in peace.

07/04/2012 - 8:29am It better have been nickel

It better have been nickel pitcher nights, pussy.  'Murrica!!!

03/23/2012 - 9:23am I too am an orthopedic

I too am an orthopedic surgeon. I think it is dumb if they let this kid play. The whole point of fixing the scaphoid is to increase union rate and decrease return to play time, but several days out from injury the only thing holding that fracture together is the screw. You can get great purchase and solid fixation to allow some early wrist motion. But repetitively jamming it every time he catches a ball, or worse when he falls again, if that fracture redisplaces the second surgery won't be so pretty. He will be sore as shit anyway and won't be effective on the court. Jeffy Fresh it.

03/04/2012 - 6:31pm Posbang my mouth

Posbang my mouth

03/02/2012 - 7:46pm Defensive end/tight end.  All

Defensive end/tight end.  All conference my senior year, all state honorable mention (got screwed by politics!!!), could have played ivy league but I chose to pursue my dream of going to a Big Ten football school to enjoy from the stands (my brother went to PSU and I loved it).  Now I operate on injured football players and talk shit to the ones that play against Michigan and all SEC players.

02/26/2012 - 8:13pm Maybe he was being witty, as

Maybe he was being witty, as in "these clubs are terrible".

02/19/2012 - 10:06am Why would he leave?  He is

Why would he leave?  He is bringing sexy back to Michigan basketball and it is here to stay with his recruiting.  As long as we pay him appropriately I don't see any reason for him to go anywhere else.  And as I said before, Brian once considered him a stepping stone coach.  I know he said it I just can't find where.

02/18/2012 - 11:19pm Please have a gang posbang in

Please have a gang posbang in my mouth

01/23/2012 - 10:54pm Best show ever. I hate when

Best show ever. I hate when that chick says "winning" but beyond that I love when she f's with the other girls. It's great when she makes a mockery out of the other girls that are all in love with a turd just because they are thrown into this situation. God I love this horrible show.

01/15/2012 - 4:04pm Ugh. She's an ER doc no

Ugh. She's an ER doc no doubt.

01/15/2012 - 2:46pm No offense, but your doctor

No offense, but your doctor wife has no idea what she is talking about. Boom, orthopaedic surgeoned.

12/26/2011 - 2:27pm Where did you get those? I

Where did you get those? I am 90% sure I am going to the game but I am gonna have to get them last second. Anyone think getting them at the stadium won't be ridiculously expensive?

12/22/2011 - 6:02pm I heard the bomb ass dick

I heard the bomb ass dick story from my buddy who heard it with his own ears in West Quad.  I love that it has become immortalized on this blog.

11/28/2011 - 10:53pm I just moved to Pensacola

I just moved to Pensacola Beach, FL.  I lived in CT, Michigan, and upstate NY.  I kind of get where these guys are coming from.  I was fishing up to my chest in water last weekend.  I have realized that being miserable for 5 months out of the year is over-rated.  Although I am moving back to CT next year.  Why do I punish myself?

11/26/2011 - 4:05pm Class

Fucking scumbags.

11/26/2011 - 4:04pm Class

I agree about teaching them about class. Fuck those fucking bitches

11/26/2011 - 10:10am I live in Pensacola beach,

I live in Pensacola beach, haven't seen too many Michigan fans around here, lots of Buckeye trash though.  Hellenback's in downtown Pensacola is a great sports bar, great food.  They have a huge Michigan helmet next to the big tv so that is nice.  I have never seen any other M fans.  You can't go wrong there though.  I am stuck in the OR and I MIGHT make it back to my place for kickoff otherwise I would see you there.  Be prepared to deal with Alabama/Auburn debauchery everywhere today though.

11/19/2011 - 11:02pm Just came back from the

Just came back from the sidelines of the Auburn game (ugh).  Watched my dvr'd game.  Holy shit.  What am I drinking?  Everything!!!

11/04/2011 - 3:14pm The last few years has really

The last few years has really fucked with our Michigan arrogance. God I miss being a dick.

11/04/2011 - 2:56pm Your confidence comforts me.

Your confidence comforts me. You're like a gambling pacifier.