Member for

14 years 10 months
Points
10052.00

Recent Comments

Date Title Body
man this dude has got some…

man this dude has got some straight-ass teeth.

I, for one, respect the…

I, for one, respect the commitment to the bit 

i imagine a closed door…

i imagine a closed door meeting of the coaching staff, with moore starting with: "guys... you know what would be hilarious?"

i mean, apart from it being…

i mean, apart from it being hilarious, how do we feel about this?

yet here we are, discussing…

yet here we are, discussing it on a board post created for discussing it. it's like the butterfly effect, but meaningless.

phone sex etiquette…

phone sex etiquette undoubtedly is explicitly defined in the contract

this seems very pete holmes

this seems very pete holmes

So, would we say.. Oakland…

So, would we say.. Oakland is still in play?

 

ooooo that boy polished

ooooo that boy polished

we should make him film…

we should make him film himself eating a lemon to atone

actual lol

actual lol

woof. maybe a little too on…

woof. maybe a little too on the nose there.

f*ckin love you coach

f*ckin love you coach

both this dude and lamar…

both this dude and lamar morgan seemed like legit good ideas

let's go!

i think you mean aol chat…

i think you mean aol chat rooms - that man has barely heard of twitter

they're really going all in…

they're really going all in to try to get a Stellantis sponsorship

is it possible on the first…

is it possible on the first play interception / not-interception that JJ couldn't pull the trigger because he's looking directly into the sun?

the sun angle is real low, and the direction of his reads are directly opposite his shadow. look at the lens flare!

i guess we'll know who to…

i guess we'll know who to look to about how we should feel when moore hires a director of football dank memes

I mean, he did take Greg…

I mean, he did take Greg Roman, Vic Fangio, and Tim Drevno from his Stanford staff to the 49ers

does jay have to sit at the…

does jay have to sit at the kids' table now?

I had no idea he owned land…

I had no idea he owned land in the British isles

Sherrrone is the new Rudddock

Sherrrone is the new Rudddock

haha at first i read that as…

haha at first i read that as "never wanted harbaugh hired" which would've been a bold stance to say the least

BPONE

is that aggro enough?…

BPONE

is that aggro enough?

BPONE!

i see your point, but i…

i see your point, but i dunno man i can't see the regents approving a harbaugh / kathy lee arm wrestling match

NOOOOOOBODY

NOOOOOOBODY

well good. the mgopoint…

well good. the mgopoint/dogecoin exchange rate is pretty bad right now, so the joke would've been on you, man.

shit'shappening.gif

shit'shappening.gif

have we confirmed this dude…

have we confirmed this dude isn't a college junior?

oh man johnnie morton

i…

oh man johnnie morton

i feel like there's a similar kind of player throughline from morton -> golden tate -> amon-ra

Don't worry guys I heard…

Don't worry guys I heard Michigan is Jon Gruden's dream job

woo looks like underwood is…

woo looks like underwood is feeling the holy spirit praise jebus

half-raback it

half-raback it

if anyone else had titled…

if anyone else had titled their post thus, it wouldn't have made sense...

for those not in the know:

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

those who stay will be…

those who stay will be champions.

but those who leave.. uh, also are already champions.

i'm pretty sure you're also…

i'm pretty sure you're also not allowed to root for the Lions unless you work for the Lions.

Domanis may fall in such a…

Domanis may fall in such a way 

FIFY

Hahaha oh man I thought you…

Hahaha oh man I thought you meant Juwan used the n-word in his announcement

You have to read pretty deep…

You have to read pretty deep into the manifesto to find where he becomes Alabama's HC

Now That's What I Call UFRs…

Now That's What I Call UFRs 2024

Man, that's some cold,…

Man, that's some cold, calculating, economics decision making right there. From what we know of JJ, I doubt that's his thinking. 

apparently, herbstreit told…

apparently, herbstreit told galli about the #4 harbaugh connection in the past.

and i found this story about herbstreit being recruited by bo, which was super interesting

My wife and I were debating…

My wife and I were debating whether this was an optical illusion

It's funny cause, uh, it's…

It's funny cause, uh, it's bigger than a regular hat

i mean, to your point, just…

i mean, to your point, just because this thread is PR working on us doesn't mean it's not also a good thing.

but also, just because it's a good thing doesn't mean it isn't PR working on us...

I mean, I'm gonna need more…

I mean, I'm gonna need more details to know if this is good or bad

*head-palm

*head-palm

clink's not going to know…

clink's not going to know about this i hear he deleted his twitter

The idea of variable…

The idea of variable divisions that change every year blew my mind. That would be so awesome. 

User name checks out

User name checks out