Michgan LB Mike Barrett with high praise for JJ McCarthy. “He will throw a ball out of his butt.”

I used to say that Tim Brown could catch a ball with his ass.  

This would top that.

We may have to ask him how it got up there in the first place! I’ve heard many interesting reasons as to how things got lodged in such places during my time as an intern. Nttawwaot!!!!

I did like the comment about finding new throwing angles as a qb!

Ah yes, the ol' hidden ball trick.

The ever-so-quotable Jim Harbaugh sure did rub off on some of these guys.

Mike Barrett. What a legend.

Rumor has it the Michigan coaching staff had this exact play ready to go for the playoffs last season... just never needed to use it.

Umm... great?

"Aha, this will explain away those losses!" Coach Day thought while calling the private investigator.

This is certainly a NCAA violation 

Probably one of those quotes that sounded good in the moment but upon seeing it written down and all..........

Can wait to hear about JJ's interviews at the combine.  NFL General Manager: "So JJ, one of your teammates claims you can throw a football out of your anus.  Can you shed some additional light on this particular skill of yours and exactly how you came to develop it?"

He said "ball" . Not football. This could be a true statement. We need to know more about the ball. 

Eddie Murphy said it best.

https://youtu.be/f27vG-Ja_0Y?si=IwK7hs3b1JEaYB2d

It’s a meaningless skill unless he’s able to do it with accuracy and hit his receivers in stride. That’s assuming, of course, they’re willing to catch a pass that originated in his ass, but since almost everyone wears gloves these days, maybe it wouldn’t be a major problem. The bigger challenge, I imagine, would be whether his pass protection can hold up long enough to allow him to transfer the ball to his ass and then get into throwing position. But if he can take the snap with his ass directly, that problem might go away as well. I’m wondering if Harbaugh was aware of this previously hidden skill and whether it was the basis for his prediction that McCarthy would be the first QB taken.

Have we finally found the meaning of "Overtaking Ass"?

No wonder he meditates so much. One's gotta be super relaxed to be able to fit a football in one's rectum. 

Goatse would be proud!

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.

There’s a block that pass joke in there somewhere but it’s not pc.

Have we checked the rules closely to see if we could get a 7th year of eligibility out of Michael Barrett?  There has to be loophole somewhere....

If anyone has been to Super Pussy in Bangkok, then you’ll understand that this is a common skill 

Michael Barrett needs to find a home in Detroit. He seems like the type of quotable, high energy guy that MCDC would love. 

When the jugs machine broke down in practice one day, JJ knew there was only one way to rectallify the situation.

What an asshole!

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book in the making

I still remember the OP where the author wanted Michael Barrett to be our QB.  “He played some QB in high school” was the hill he died on.