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|4 days 7 hours ago||Very well, where do I begin?||
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet.
My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ...
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really.
At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
|4 days 10 hours ago||Well, you did just do the||
Well, you did just do the very thing that you are calling the blog "the worst sometimes" for so yeah.......
|5 days 9 hours ago||Coach absorbs the life force||
Coach absorbs the life force of his vanquished foes and is therefore immortal.
|5 days 10 hours ago||the winningest coach in||
the winningest coach in
He'll make Saban look like a chump before he's done.
|5 days 23 hours ago||I took a bazillian pics. Too||
I took a bazillian pics. Too many for me to sort through tonight. I'll try to have em posted tomorrow afternoon.
|1 week 7 hours ago||I had an uncle that died from||
I had an uncle that died from ballz lock. Too soon man. To soon....
|1 week 7 hours ago||Monsters....||
|1 week 7 hours ago||1. Start a podcast called||
1. Start a podcast called "Ballz Talk"
2. Talk about ballz.
|1 week 1 day ago||With the ugly||
With the ugly Kardashian.
Lamar, oh, sorry yo, we done both set the bar low.
|1 week 4 days ago||It didn't occur to me to make||
It didn't occur to me to make you monkeys entertain for my extra ticket. Well played Fab. Well played....
|1 week 4 days ago||Responded. I made a donation||
Responded. I made a donation to Chad Tough already for the tix but I strongly encourage you to do the same anyway :)
|1 week 4 days ago||My reciept says General||
My reciept says General admission so it's first-come I suppose.
|1 week 4 days ago||Ticket has been claimed.||
Ticket has been claimed.
|1 week 4 days ago||Yes but I have a personality||
Yes but I have a personality to the best of my ability.
|1 week 4 days ago||Shoot me an email to||
Shoot me an email to [email protected]
Reply to me here with the email you'll use so I know its you.
|1 week 4 days ago||Matt Millen guessing at this||
Matt Millen guessing at this for all of eternity and still getting it wrong seems about right.
|1 week 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|1 week 5 days ago||Please tell me whyyyyyyy my car is in the front yard|
|1 week 5 days ago||"insanely hot and, as it||
"insanely hot and, as it turned out, actually insane"
Amazing how that works.
|1 week 5 days ago||I did some of my best work||
I did some of my best work drunk.
|1 week 5 days ago||I attended grade school with||
I attended grade school with a girl who was pretty but beanpole thin. Like wow-I-can-see-your-skeleton thin. We'll call her Christie. Nice girl too and I was friends with her but never beyond that. Graduation came and as is typical, we drifted in different directions.
Four years later, I was hanging at the county fair with some friends and rubber-necked this gorgeous blond that walked by. Turns out it was Christie and boy-oh-boy had she filled out. Could have (should have) been a model. I ditched my friends, (of course I did) and spent the rest of the day with her. Made a date and went out that, and the following two nights.
In our time apart, Christie had become a remarkably successful stripper in Indiana of all places. The kind that could freelance and make bank traveling to multiple strip joints. On our third date, I got a private demo ;)
So here's the payoff. She stayed at my apartment that night. When we woke in the morning, we had quite the heart-to-heart before we even got out of bed.
Christie "I'm not going to quit you know"
Me "Um, what"?
Christie "I'M not going to quit stripping. If you can't deal with that then this can't work"
Me "It's not like I'm taking you home to mom, you're a stripper"
That was the day that I learned the scope of a woman's wrath. It didn't take her long to get dressed and leave but she screamed the entire time while occasionally hurling objects at me. Kind of a jerk move in hindsight but in my defense, I was young/foolish and it just came out. I haven't seen her since.
|1 week 6 days ago||Congratulations Brian! The||
The world has just changed for you in so many (wonderful) ways.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||There's an obvious absurdity||
There's an obvious absurdity to what I had said. People getting internet angry over a 43 year old award-winning magazine cover is fairly commonplace so please excuse :)
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Angry much? Happy Friday!||
Happy Friday! :)
|2 weeks 4 days ago||wooooooooosh....||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Why call him a horse? That||
Why call him a horse? That was uncalled for.
|3 weeks 10 hours ago||Sally Field stuck the landing||
Sally Field stuck the landing on the funeral scene. There's no finer dramatic acting.
|3 weeks 11 hours ago||Some seem confused about the||
Some seem confused about the "embarrassed" requirement of the answer. You guys are listing some of the best movies.
When Harry met Sally
Fried Green Tomatoes
Steel Magnolias (Tom Skerritt v Shirley McClain is friggen hilarious)
|3 weeks 11 hours ago||A Cool Story Bro: When the||
A Cool Story Bro: When the wife and I saw that in the theater, I couldnt resist and yelled "SINK THE FUCKING BOAT ALREADY" at what had to have been 2 hours into it. Got a good laugh from the packed house.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||The doctor did an outstanding||
The doctor did an outstanding job with that. I've been on a CPAP for over a year now. Can't sleep without it.