Two big Darrius Clemons balls for the good guys this morning!

Submitted by Cousin Larry on December 13th, 2021 at 1:24 PM

Four-star ‘22 WR out of Oregon, ranked #131 in the composite.

Wingding put one of those balls in with a 7 confidence.

BIG get if he signs.?

notinmyhouse

December 13th, 2021 at 1:37 PM ^

A lady came on The Steve Wilkos show a few years back and said she always chatter truck driver husband's balls when he got back off a run. If they were light and fluffy oh, she knew he had been messing around. So big heavy balls are a must

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StellaBlue

December 14th, 2021 at 9:06 AM ^

Believe it or not, this is a real biological question with real answers.  It depends on social structure and mating competition strategies.  Chimps like our friend in the picture have big balls because most of the "competition" in their relatively egalitarian multi-male, multi-female groups takes place inside the female.  Sperm competition:bigger balls=more sperm to outcompete the previous guy or the next guy.  Gorillas have far smaller balls in both real and relative terms because the males compete more directly:  the biggest strongest male gets the harem and the other guys don't have a chance.

Now with humans it gets more complicated.  There is some of that sperm competition, so we don't have tiny gorilla balls  But we also evolved, uniquely among the great apes, a system of vasocongestion to achieve erections, allowing for more size and flexibility compared to the penis bone/muscle contraction system of other apes (viagra is not an option for other apes).  This fancy new penis is thought to have been selected through female mate choice (sorry guys, they really do have a size preference) in our hunter gatherer ancestors.   

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MGoGrendel

December 13th, 2021 at 5:35 PM ^

I remember when I bought this album in '79 in Ann Arbor.  It was in the "imports" section.  Now AC/DC is filed alphabetically in the shops where used vinyl records are sold.

Still listen to it, but now on Spotify.

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Watching From Afar

December 13th, 2021 at 1:33 PM ^

Wow.

I said this a few days ago, but this is how winning in November can pay dividends in the current cycles. Teams with coaching uncertainty leads to guys looking elsewhere. If they don't have constant contact from other programs while they're committed, they hit the open market and teams that are playing (and winning) in big games can reel them in. Don't need to wait a year or 2 to pull in guys based off the OSU and Big Ten win. Could capitalize right now.

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Perkis-Size Me

December 13th, 2021 at 1:34 PM ^

A top-150 WR recruit on the West Coast? Please make sure he is not aware that Lincoln Riley is at USC, and make sure Riley somehow loses this kid's phone number, email address, address, and any other possible way of contacting him. 

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mfan_in_ohio

December 13th, 2021 at 2:04 PM ^

Agreed.  We currently have 8 scholarship receivers between outside and slot, and if you remember, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth about 3 months ago (especially post-Washington) about the lack of depth in the WR room.  In 2023 (when a '22 WR would start to expect significant playing time), you expect to have lost Bell, Baldwin, Johnson, and Sainristil, and possibly Roman Wilson if he continues to blow up.  2 WR plus a slot would be ideal this year.  

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