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October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
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909Dewey
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Sparty Haikus

My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon.  Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car.  To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:

Last year staee coaches

Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod

Hoke understands now

 

My hot ex girlfriend

Went to this shitty ag school

Who is Thom Gholsthon?

 

Bonus World Series haiku:

Outside in the dirt

Yankee batters swing away

Ilitch deserves this 

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October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM | Here's one (Score:5 Normal)
Hobbes217
Joined: 01/05/2012
MGoPoints: 188

Existential truth:

Existence begets meaning

Big brother, again

 

October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM | . (Score:5 Normal)
Daniel
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MGoPoints: 491

Until the Victors

are the victors that we hope

they'll be, keep it classy.

Formerly 'mgoblaniel.'

October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM | But after they are, Can we (Score:4 Normal)
DIABEETUS
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Joined: 09/29/2009
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But after they are,

Can we just do whatever

The hell we want? K.

Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU:  68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC:  20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<

October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM | first try (Score:3 Normal)
BlueReign
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This is Michigan

The Big Brother FERGODSAKES

In the Hoke we trust

October 19th, 2012 at 2:16 PM | MSU Earns Respect (Score:5 Normal)
Everyone Murders
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Some time has passed since

We beat on girls in a dorm

Can we haz respect?

 

  • "Of course I care about that stuff.  To the point of irrationality.  It will always be Michigan first, cancer second."  Jim Mandich (RIP)
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM | Dantonio's Alter Ego (Score:5 Normal)
Everyone Murders
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Dantonio has

a dickhead alter ego

and dickhead ego

  • "Of course I care about that stuff.  To the point of irrationality.  It will always be Michigan first, cancer second."  Jim Mandich (RIP)
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM | Gholston's Redemption (Score:5 Normal)
Everyone Murders
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I twisted helmet

for some really good reasons.

Do not call me "Tom"

  • "Of course I care about that stuff.  To the point of irrationality.  It will always be Michigan first, cancer second."  Jim Mandich (RIP)
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM | #next_pages_container { (Score:5 Normal)
hopkinsdrums
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As our Little Bro

Knocks the wind out of his head

We will take the win

 

Go Blue!

October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM | Maize and blue (Score:5 Normal)
Johnny Blood
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Maize and blue rising

Undisciplined in EL

Couches safe for now

Third generation Michigan alum

October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM | .... (Score:2)
winterblue75
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we recruit three stars

 

you probably don't know names

 

why oh why? Hoke wins

Sincerely,

Cpt. Ass-Hat

October 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM | The Hoke epic point He Has (Score:4 Normal)
BlueReign
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The Hoke epic point

He Has never lost at home

Poop gold on their head

October 19th, 2012 at 2:18 PM | Your school seems awful and (Score:5 Normal)
Fake Jim Harbaugh
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"Your school seems awful

and your girls are annoying"

Bless you Daniel Tosh

October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM | They call him "Coach D", (Score:3 Normal)
Fake Jim Harbaugh
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They call him "Coach D",

bitter, angry, spiteful, mean...

tomorrow won't help.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM | Star Wars Haiku analogy (Score:0 Normal)
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM | Errr...  Just an aside here.  (Score:2 Normal)
phork
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Errr...  Just an aside here.  Sparty is your Daddy?

Oh boy.

October 19th, 2012 at 6:29 PM | Haha (Score:1)
cadmus2166
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Wasn't even thinking of that plot line when I wrote it.  

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM | Forty Miles AwayWhen the sun (Score:3 Funny)
1484
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Forty Miles Away

When the sun goes down that night

Couches will tremble

--

Three hundred Spartans

One for ev'ry rushing yard

That Denard will gain

Hail.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM | * (Score:4 Normal)
BiSB
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Work keeps flooding in;

Why doth my inbox fill so?

It's FRIDAY, damnit

They no longer call me Bisbiño

October 19th, 2012 at 2:25 PM | Some Haikus Then... (Score:2)
LSAClassOf2000
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Paul Bunyan stirring

Yearning for his return home

He shall be welcomed

-------------------------------

Spartans march southward

Looking to salvage a year

Turn them away, shamed

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM | one for that ag school (Score:5 Normal)
jabberwock
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Laying in the weeds

Dantonio hears a sound

Hail Hail Husqvarna!

Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM | "I wouldn't have gone to U of M any way" (Score:5 Normal)
ThWard
Joined: 07/10/2008
MGoPoints: 2633

Fact: No State student

Wanted to attend our school

If you say so, bro.

 

October 19th, 2012 at 2:27 PM | This is not Sparta. Green, (Score:3 Normal)
Blue since birth
Joined: 12/24/2009
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This is not Sparta.

Green, the color of envy.

To your place return.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM | Throw a punch when (Score:5 Normal)
wile_e8
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Throw a punch when blocked

Twist helmet of quarterback

Don't call me dirty

October 19th, 2012 at 2:41 PM | I was thinking similarly (Score:2 Normal)
ppToilet
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I punch you in face

I try to rip your head off

And yet I lose, why?

October 19th, 2012 at 2:32 PM | Spartans can't haiku. They (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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Spartans can't haiku.

They don't enjoy poetry.

Plus, they cannot count.

 

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

October 19th, 2012 at 7:55 PM | This one is the best Maybe (Score:5 Normal)
cheesheadwolverine
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This one is the best

Maybe they can count to five

But, for sure, not seven

"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"

-Gordon Gee

October 19th, 2012 at 2:35 PM | The green of (Score:5 Normal)
ChiBlueBoy
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The green of summer

progresses to maize in Fall.

The season has turned.

"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."

October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM | Shiny Mirrored Lids Cannot (Score:4 Normal)
phork
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MGoPoints: 1103

Shiny Mirrored Lids

Cannot Hold Back The Glow Of

Denards Epic Smile

 

October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM | Ode to Jake Ryan (Score:3 Normal)
Maize_in_AZ
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Eyes spy edge danger

Four-Seven descends in rage

Flowing locks cause darkness

 

EDIT: one too many Sill OB Alls

October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM | roses are red violets are (Score:2)
RedGreene
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roses are red

violets are blue

msu "plays up"

to emu

 

Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM | Michigan said "no" Check out (Score:4 Normal)
Michael Scarn
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Michigan said "no"

Check out our packaging school

And worthless degrees

October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM | Packageing engineering is one (Score:4 Normal)
BlueReign
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Packageing engineering is one of the top 3 highest paid engineering jobs. I realize it sounds rediculous, but its a 6 figure pay check.

October 19th, 2012 at 3:31 PM | that was... (Score:5 Normal)
GRBluefan
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a rediculous exhibit of spelling right there

October 19th, 2012 at 11:07 PM | responding because... (Score:2)
nav1llus
Joined: 01/07/2011
MGoPoints: 13

CANT TELL IF SERIOUS.

Please pot do not call the kettle black :\

 

edit: OH NO I MADE A REDICULOUS MISTAKE.  Sorry.

BEAtOSU

October 19th, 2012 at 8:45 PM | Brilliant (Score:2)
The FannMan
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If satire.

"Nobody cares what you think!"

October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM | Your mascot is justA guy in (Score:5 Normal)
blue_kate
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Your mascot is just

A guy in a guy costume

But hey. Helmets shine!

 

Edited because counting is hard.

October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM | Upvoted because your avatar is hot, named Kate, and (Score:4 Normal)
MadMonkey
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NTK (Not THAT Kate).

Your opinion has no value.

October 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM | She's made it an unfair (Score:1)
blue_kate
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She's made it an unfair playing field. Other Kate fans will never measure up.

October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM | A confession (Score:2 Normal)
909Dewey
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Drunk at The Cold War

Jdon and I pissed the stairs

Of some sparty dorm 

October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM | Must restore order Four is (Score:2 Normal)
mvp
Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 554

Must restore order

Four is way too friggin' many

Run Denard, run fast

October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM | their team or fans haiku (Score:1 Normal)
MikeCohodes
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Alcoholic jerks

and violent criminals

the team? or their fans?

Twitter:  @MikeCohodes

My Blog - posts on movies, tv, and books; politics; and fatherhood  Updates minimum 3x a week

October 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM | Couches were ablaze This (Score:3 Normal)
MGoCombs
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Couches were ablaze

This year, we put out the flames

Twenty-Eight -- Nothing

 

 

"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."

October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM | So now is the time (Score:3 Normal)
SpyinColumbus
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So now is the time
For Denard and gang to shine
State comes back in line

Brady Hoke - High quality recruits one or two at a time.

October 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM | No Hubris, just W's (Score:2)
Maize_in_AZ
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MGoPoints: 36

Just win fergodsakes

natural order must be

restored this weekend

October 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM | looking ahead (Score:5 Normal)
909Dewey
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Joined: 08/21/2009
MGoPoints: 308

Four year reign is done

Nine hundred wins and counting

Do you smell roses? 

October 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM | Dantonio and Mattison (Score:5 Normal)
markusr2007
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MGoPoints: 3423

Scowling furrowed brow

Meets tit-jiggling master

Spartan doom foretold

October 19th, 2012 at 3:04 PM | Please commit Derrick So that (Score:5 Normal)
Bombadil
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Please commit Derrick

So that we can yell "Go Green"

When beating STAEE team

October 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM | Ladies (Score:-1 Normal)
October 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM | LeVeon (Score:2 Normal)
MGoGolf
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LeVeon Bell leaps

A stretcher will be needed

Jake Ryan destroyer

 

October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM | MGG: you have too many syllables in final (Score:4 Normal)
MadMonkey
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line.    /haiku police'd

 

PS -- Liked it anyway!    /hater of dogmatic poetry forms

Your opinion has no value.

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