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I'm also enjoying

GTL Qaeda

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD CIRCLE JERK

apparently we're just

apparently we're just annoying you

sorry bout it

not rly

 

no matter how much they neg you

I'll still love you. #MARRIAGE

It's College and Oleander you

It's College and Oleander you can't do anything right love you

Lloyd has no time to date me,

Lloyd has no time to date me, what with his appearing perfunctorily during conference calls and what not.

Mmmm I think I'll enjoy

Mmmm I think I'll enjoy Christmas with my boyfriend and not count the holiday as "two days down in the coaching search."

can we not

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

Yes, if we've learned nothing

Yes, if we've learned nothing else from this coaching search, it's that MGoUsers are patient. Wine for everyone!

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headfuckingdeskmakeitstop

WE CAN ONLY HOPE BECAUSE WHO

WE CAN ONLY HOPE BECAUSE WHO WOULD SAY NO TO BUB

 

"YES BUB I WILL LIVE IN THIS CARDBOARD BOX YOU ARE RIGHT IT DOES HAVE GREAT CURB APPEAL"

 

 

BUB KNOWS.

BUB KNOWS.

Can we not? The prom king

Can we not? The prom king with either dance with us, or he won't, but in the meantime let's not leave Internet evidence of how desperate we are over here on the wall. K thanks.

REBUFFED, YOU SAY?
 

REBUFFED, YOU SAY?

 

Uh, or men in college could

Uh, or men in college could just have girlfriends and not physically assault them. That would be easier for everyone, too.

WELL THIS THREAD IS A

WELL THIS THREAD IS A DISAPPOINTMENT. SOMEBODY ELSE MS PAINT HIM.

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um

those are my cats please don't hurt them SOPHIE IS VERY NICE

Ugh, mgoblog. You are

Ugh, mgoblog. You are occasionally just the very worst. Can we really not get through a "thanks and happy trails" post without the in-fighting?

Personally, I think the fan base is much less fractured now than it was four years ago, and for that alone I thank Coach Hoke (even if you're just united in hating him, I guess, though I'm not among that crowd). I hope he'll find a job that's a better fit for him.

Michigan 42, Maryland 13.

Michigan 42, Maryland 13. THAT'S RIGHT GUYS OPTIMISM!

 

I do love that turtle tho.

Three words:

Britney. Spears. Microphone.

Somebody post the plane gif,

Somebody post the plane gif, I came here solely to see it!!!

*Right-click save*

*Right-click save*

I hope it is not the Saddest

I hope it is not the Saddest Birthday Ever, as my first reaction was "Aw....Hoke."

Shoo. Run along now.

Shoo. Run along now.

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeff

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeff Long. As long as he promises to never bring Bert Bielema back north of the Mason-Dixon.

"resigning"

he forgot the quotes but I FORGIVE HIM

AHHHHHHHHHH

I DON'T GET IT. I AM ZERO

I DON'T GET IT. I AM ZERO PERCENT AWARE.

 

Edited to add: omg I get it and am now aware

social media "selfie"

"Michigan - we're hip to the lingo!"

The Dark Princelini. O HAI.

The Dark Princelini. O HAI.

if I watch this out of the

if I watch this out of the corner of my eye it looks like Bo Pelini, which makes it 87 times better.

BUT IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING

BUT IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY CLICKED THE LINK, ADMIT IT

It'd have to go viral, and I

It'd have to go viral, and I think since it was mentioned on several other news outlets prior to this development, that may not happen. That said, I'm sure Schlissel is aware of it, and I agree that Brandon was probably already a dead man walking. My hope is that if he somehow was hanging on by a thread, this is what snaps it.

Sincere sympathy. Thank you

Sincere sympathy. Thank you for telling us about him.

Ugh at this whole thread.

Ugh at this whole thread. Grow up.

If you were wondering, why yes.

It's a real pleasure to be a female on mgoblog, gents.

Nothing reminds me to perform

Nothing reminds me to perform a self breast-exam like pink accents on a defensive tackle's socks.

The coolest of stories, bro.

The coolest of stories, bro.

I would prefer no Todd Graham

I would prefer no Todd Graham on account of the Britney Spears microphone.

 

Yep.

Just a bunch of white

Just a bunch of white guys.

 

Too soon?

"I could get everything on

"I could get everything on the Tim Horton's menu. TWICE."

 

you're burning my brain

you're burning my brain

Can we just not

Can we just not

 

Here's a kitten

That and

nobody in the Big Ten wears pleated khakis and a hoodie like Pelini. I'm sayin'.

I WANT R2D2.

I WANT R2D2. A MICHIGANDROID.

He's got the added bonus

of resembling that stone-cold fox Bo Pelini, so I'm in.

never too soon

for a Herbie joke

Oh come on

The part reminding you that they don't talk about injuries came straight from Hoke!

 

/s

Eh.

I don't necessarily think it matters who they start. If Morris gets the nod, it doesn't mean he'll stay as QB the entire game; same with Gardner, as we saw last week. Neither option particularly thrills me at this point, though I do feel bad for Devin. Probably time to resurrect the "poor damn devin gardner" tag.

They both

make me want to insert an IV of vodka. Happy Monday to everyone!