Rutgers Responds to John Harbaugh Addition with Brian Billick Addition
First they stole our birthday design, and now they are trying to copy our satellite camp ideas.
We have the Ravens' most recent Super Bowl winning coach, so they have gone with the previous Super Bowl winning coach.
It would be impressive if it weren't so pathetic.
Excited to join Rutgers Football Tri-State Showcase on June 8th with coaches Ash, Rhule and Meyer! Details below: pic.twitter.com/0Wf4nTEhQz
— Brian Billick (@CoachBillick) May 25, 2016
As a side note: there's a good chance that some of these kids weren't even born when Billick won the Super Bowl.
Ash pitching it to his assistants
"Guys, we're going to do what Michigan did, but do it far worse. That's the Rutgers way!"
It is definitely a "solid business model." It's exactly what Burger King did when they built their original restaurants within a block of a McDonalds. Fast food sucks, but they are a successful operation.
Ash asked for advice and somebody told him to try to emulate the great coach Jim Harbaugh. Ash thought emulate meant "copy but worse"
Rutgers fires Ash and finds a guy name Him Jarbaugh to coach football.
I am pretty sure that what happens then is that Ron Zook (or perhaps Charlie Weis) in a false mustache, fedora and khakis shows up claiming to be the long-sought Him Jarbaugh. Actually, as it is Rutgers, it will be Chris Ash in a tanktop and with hair dyed to make him look like he could be related to The Situation, albeit distantly.
Him Jarbaugh extols the virtues of skim milk and loves tube steak.
and plays the skin flute
He also plays the male organ
the beef clarinet
peirogies fried crispy in buttuh and slathered with sour cream.....
the title I thought it read Belichick. If I hadn't clicked and read a bit I probably would've been telling people that Rutgers got Belichick to come to their camp. That is probably one side effect they were hoping for.
Uh, who knows?
Bill's son played for Rutgers.
Got to give them props for not backing down...however, this will leave a mark when we play them.
We can't get a current NFL staff like Michigan did, so lets get a guy who used to coach in the league, got canned and has been out of football for a while now. Yeah, that's about right.
from going It's Always Sunny style and trying to pass off some random fat guy they found as Donovan McNabb.
Jamarcus Russell?
"Random" fat guy? That was Alvin from the Cosby Show! You fucking millenials.
John Stamos' brother Richard Stamos...
Rutgers would definitely invite "Artsy Craftsy" Tony Romo.
Maybe he could bake them a batch of crownies.
Yeah, and the last time this former coach won anything the kids were in diapers!
The last time Michigan won anything on a National scope, these kids weren't even born.
The last time Michigan won a conference championship, these kids hadn't even started kindergarten yet
to the Sparty camp?
Who's next, former Bears QB Rex Grossman?
Casey, Rick and Jimmy all at one place!
that Jay Cutler is coming to Michigan's qb camp right? I think Michigan already locked down the worst of the Bears.
...so they could hire John Harbaugh. Classic Rutgers.
try it sometime 
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There are apparently a lot of really neat things on the World Wide Web!
Approximately one decade ago.
His termination pre-dates the Obama presidency.
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So, I guess they are still trying to get there...I'm sure this move will push them over the top /s
except they suck at it. You want to tell them to go away and get a life after a while
what MSU used to be?