Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle
New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?February 18th, 2014 at 3:03 PM ^
This one comes immediately to mind.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:14 PM ^
you made me log in just to up vote you
February 18th, 2014 at 3:53 PM ^
there's a bunch of gravity there.....the phrase zero gravity makes me livid.
February 18th, 2014 at 5:16 PM ^
What is it?
February 18th, 2014 at 11:05 PM ^
February 18th, 2014 at 3:05 PM ^
Has to be hockey.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:04 PM ^
Beat that.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:05 PM ^
Instead of a HELLO post it could be a Goodbye post. Recent recruit X can't provide documentation that he is a U.S citizen.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^
Didn't that actually happen with an early Beilein recruit?
February 18th, 2014 at 3:14 PM ^
Geez. I sure hope not, although it would surprise me less in basketball because the game is becoming more and more international, and recruiting reflects it a bit. I didn't even think of Stauskas, but wouldn't that be the depressing headline to end all headlines?
February 18th, 2014 at 3:19 PM ^
but he didn't qualify academically.
February 18th, 2014 at 6:06 PM ^
He didn't qualify because he played for a semi-pro team prior to college.
It's a shame, too. He actually turned into a decent player.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:08 PM ^
Dee Hart's arrest and release from St. Saban's roster
February 18th, 2014 at 3:12 PM ^
More ACL tears?
February 18th, 2014 at 3:12 PM ^
"MgoUser mocomber tragically killed in a freak domestic drone strike mishap."
February 18th, 2014 at 3:13 PM ^
Brian Is Keyser Söze... and Keyser Söze is Woody Hayes reincarnated.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:23 PM ^
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February 18th, 2014 at 3:14 PM ^
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February 18th, 2014 at 3:15 PM ^
Well, hopefully nothing else today anyway. The detailing of how Michigan's offensive line was last or near last on serveral advanced metrics and a video analysis of Frank Kaminsky befuddling us would be a pretty difficult back-to-back combination to top, especially in the otherwise calm month of February.
That being said, if things go south on Sunday, anything produced in the wake of that game scenario could compete with the Frank Kaminsky one, I think.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:18 PM ^
I can see it now...Michigan beat by two Kaminskys in two weeks. *shudder* Must. Cleanse. Brain.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:16 PM ^
Michigan Stadium naming rights sold to Waste Management. New name to be "Landfill Near Cottage Inn." The exterior will be painted green.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:16 PM ^
February 18th, 2014 at 3:16 PM ^
Please welcome our new site administrator, Section 1.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:19 PM ^
February 18th, 2014 at 3:29 PM ^
*LeVert . . . he's the new Woolfolk
February 18th, 2014 at 4:17 PM ^
how does he compare to northfleet?
February 18th, 2014 at 4:19 PM ^
Wilson Speight?
February 18th, 2014 at 3:22 PM ^
"Peppers, Bunting, Ferns to transfer to Ferris State"
February 18th, 2014 at 3:23 PM ^
Michigan coaching staff showing interest in Jayru Campbell.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:25 PM ^
A recruiting insider reports that "Michigan is not out of it". 10 minutes later he signs his LOI to MSU.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:25 PM ^
"From Westbrook to Brust: 20 Years of Heart-Rending, Last-Second Losses"
February 18th, 2014 at 3:26 PM ^
More Kraft macaroni noodle structures being erected outside Michigan Stadium. One home game per year being endowed as "The Annual Macaroni Game".
February 18th, 2014 at 3:31 PM ^
It seems like a really bad idea to suggest fake headlines like
"Out of control Perry the ACL Elephant goes on rampage in Michigan lockerroom."
"Incoming OC Nussmeier to implement 1,200 page playbook found while cleaning out Borges' locker."
"Fred Jackson on incoming 2014 recruits: 'Meh.'"
We should not be playing with fire. No Sir. That's some bad juju.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:34 PM ^
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February 18th, 2014 at 4:18 PM ^
But not Wolverine in a bag
February 18th, 2014 at 3:39 PM ^
where Watkins and Canteen came from is a front for David Sills' Mortgage investment group that gets traced back to Bernie Madoff. Thus invalidating the credentials of their school, thus invalidating their degrees, thus making them ineligible to compete at the University of Michigan.
/s
February 18th, 2014 at 3:36 PM ^
Why don't you give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it?
February 18th, 2014 at 3:36 PM ^
Borges rehired as UM Offensive coordinator.
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February 18th, 2014 at 4:47 PM ^
Dude gave ghosts everywhere a bad name.
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