Minnesota versus Michigan - open thread

Here is Hoke's excuse. Morris is hurt and DG is back in.

So what the hell happened to our All-B1G punter?

Wile needs to take over punting duties. That's about enough from Hagerup. Bad in all aspects today.

Hoke is a no talent ass clown

 by Hagerup?  I'm stunned. 

Announcers are so silly. Three points is more than enough.

If we just punted back and forth, Minnesota would gain 20 yards of field position every fucking time. I just can't be on board with this coaching staff with how awful they are at adjusting to data. Oh and that lack of developing most of the players.

Maybe Brady should go sit amongst the fans and get the clapping started.

Clown show. Nothing but a clown show.

Put Gardner in on the next fucking possession. Shane is as lost as lost can be.

I.

 

In the greenest of our valleys,
   By good angels tenanted, 
Once a fair and stately palace -- 
   Radiant palace -- reared its head. 
In the monarch Thought's dominion -- 
   It stood there! 
Never seraph spread a pinion 
   Over fabric half so fair.

 

II.

 

Banners yellow, glorious, golden, 
   On its roof did float and flow; 
(This -- all this -- was in the olden 
   Time long ago) 
And every gentle air that dallied, 
   In that sweet day, 
Along the ramparts plumed and pallid, 
   A winged odour went away.

 

III.

 

Wanderers in that happy valley
   Through two luminous windows saw 
Spirits moving musically 
    To a lute's well-tunèd law, 
Round about a throne, where sitting 
   (Porphyrogene!) 
In state his glory well befitting,
    The ruler of the realm was seen.

 

IV.

 

And all with pearl and ruby glowing
   Was the fair palace door, 
Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing,
   And sparkling evermore, 
A troop of Echoes whose sweet duty 
   Was but to sing, 
In voices of surpassing beauty, 
   The wit and wisdom of their king.

 

V.

 

But evil things, in robes of sorrow, 
   Assailed the monarch's high estate; 
(Ah, let us mourn, for never morrow 
   Shall dawn upon him, desolate!) 
And, round about his home, the glory 
    That blushed and bloomed 
Is but a dim-remembered story 
    Of the old time entombed.

 

VI.

 

And travellers now within that valley, 
   Through the red-litten windows, see 
Vast forms that move fantastically 
   To a discordant melody; 
While, like a rapid ghastly river, 
   Through the pale door, 
A hideous throng rush out forever, 
    And laugh -- but smile no more.

are why I support medicinal marijuana. 

Its a good thing he is so comfortable in the dinosaur punt formation, or else he may not be able to get off as effective of punts as he has.

This is exciting!

 

- Kirk Ferentz

A stunning lack of offense. Is there a single playmaker on this team? This is worse then Nick Sheridan....Nuss has been an epic fail! I just don't understand this team

Hire Borges!!!

Name one thing we do well

I really hate the booing, but would screaming in agony be any better?

Coming in?

Bellomy time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does AJ Williams play? The coaches shouldn't give him single blocks

Anyone talking crap about this defense needs to have their head examined.  They are the ONLY reason this is still a game.

Gardner is warming up

 

Just looks thrilled at the prospect of getting in this game

The GERG-led SJS defense gave up 387. Minny has 232 now.

Asstastic

it's Shane's fault the line can't block worth a fuck. 

I can't do this anymore

Apparently no one asked Sabin about Nuss.

Borges as head coach.