Michigan Athletic Department bans Dennis Talbott
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/6996759/michigan-wolveri…
"I actually spoke to him and told him he would no longer be credentialed," Dave Ablauf, Michigan senior associate athletic director for media and public relations, told ESPN.com. "He came in under a different name than what we were familiar with. Had the name I knew popped up, I wouldn't have credentialed him."
September 20th, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^
He must've used his French-Canadian pseudonym to get past the screening process.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:39 PM ^
Denis Talbeau?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
That's a sure-fire way to get sent to Bolivian around here...
September 20th, 2011 at 1:53 PM ^
The Sports Illustrated picture is credited to Jay Talbott. That's about as sneaky as using the name Ben.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:26 PM ^
That's as bad as purchasing steroids using the name Evan Fields
September 20th, 2011 at 1:36 PM ^
a REAL piece of slime... just seems wrong to separate him from the rest of the snakes in Columbus. They all deserve each other.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:38 PM ^
September 20th, 2011 at 1:42 PM ^
One of the funniest stories ever.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:39 PM ^
good riddance.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:40 PM ^
zing.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:41 PM ^
What a POS. Somone must have recognized him and good thing they did.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:46 PM ^
Thank goodness they jumped on that before any damage was done (hopefully!).
Isn't "coming in under a different name" some kind of illegal?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:46 PM ^
Buck Naked.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:50 PM ^
Pete Jones
September 20th, 2011 at 2:03 PM ^
Haywood Jablome
September 20th, 2011 at 2:08 PM ^
Harry balzonia?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:25 PM ^
Howie Feltersnatch
September 20th, 2011 at 2:27 PM ^
it's IDA Feltersnatch.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:43 PM ^
Wow, this degenerated quickly...
September 20th, 2011 at 2:50 PM ^
Mike Oxbig
September 20th, 2011 at 3:57 PM ^
Phil McKraken
September 20th, 2011 at 7:36 PM ^
Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect
September 20th, 2011 at 2:30 PM ^
Oliver Clothesoff
Connie Lingus
Craven Moorehead
Phil Asho
Skip Foreplay
September 20th, 2011 at 4:08 PM ^
Hugh Jeffencock
September 20th, 2011 at 4:20 PM ^
Tod Lerfondler
September 20th, 2011 at 7:06 PM ^
as a father of twin 2yr old girls i dont think thats an appropriate name! thats not something to joke about and its actually quite sick!
September 20th, 2011 at 8:21 PM ^
Sorry, it was tasteless. But one of Free Beer and Hot Wings' best PA pranks. (It was intended for the under-30 crowd)
September 21st, 2011 at 1:50 AM ^
September 20th, 2011 at 11:19 PM ^
That's not the worst I've heard around here? lol
September 20th, 2011 at 7:06 PM ^
You mean Colonel Angus?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:48 PM ^
The borders are open!
Edit - Ablauf has closed said borders. (To POS only of couse - not to blue chip recruits)
September 20th, 2011 at 2:22 PM ^
Just make sure Larry Harrison stays in Michigan.
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<br>Send him to East Lansing if you must....MSU has better tugging material, so you'll be doing him a solid.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:14 PM ^
I know I am a horrible person for this one, but the free beer and hot wings show coined "todd lerfondler" and I can't help but to post it.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:48 PM ^
I wonder how many MGoUsers sent emails about this. Although, it is a little shocking he even managed to get in. Glad they took care of it a.s.a.p. Go AD!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:24 PM ^
Pop evil.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:58 PM ^
i think i am going to try to get a sideline pass. if one of the guys that brought down another football powerhouse can get one, i should be able to.
-joe goebbels
September 20th, 2011 at 2:05 PM ^
Way to go, Pimp Hand!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:12 PM ^
Sounds like Ablauf trying to save his job, honestly. At least the AD will be on its toes regarding this creep.
September 20th, 2011 at 2:12 PM ^
Enjoy Bolivia!
September 20th, 2011 at 2:13 PM ^
I wonder if Dave Brandon got all those emails. /s
September 20th, 2011 at 2:29 PM ^
to different members of the AD, yet to get a return. I no longer desire said email to be replied to, This was enough but I did send them.
on a side note it does seem a bit odd that someone would give misleading information to aquire a sideline pass, not that its likely but do any mgolawyers have any insite to the possible action that could be taken, if any?
September 20th, 2011 at 2:37 PM ^
He used D. Jay Talbott, not some fake name. They took the appropriate action, bringing down the banhammer.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:47 PM ^
I wonder if he means old Dennis Talbott.
That Photographer is just a crazy old man.
But what if this Dennis comes looking for Denard.
He wont...He was banned about the same time as your father.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:50 PM ^
This is just like the guy who pretended to be TomVH on the live chat and was promptly banhammered.
September 20th, 2011 at 3:59 PM ^
That guy sucked. But PlayByPlay was the highlight of the EMU game Saturday. Enough of this Denard stuff.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:38 PM ^
PBP was great... though he continually refused to stop predicting the future.
September 20th, 2011 at 7:40 PM ^
I went to the Notre Dame game last year, and while I was there someone posted as me all afternoon in the LiveBlog. Fortunately, no one cares what I have to say anyway, so I suppose imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:34 PM ^
It may not be fake, but it's purposefully deceptive, assuming he normally goes by Dennis. Whatever, give Brandon his due for taking swift action.
I wish DB would take the same action against the Freep in general, but I know that ain't happening.
September 20th, 2011 at 8:55 PM ^
was paid by someone affiliated with OSU to come up take some pics and try to use them to get UM in trouble.
What a slimball sport this has become.