this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|22 weeks 5 days ago||I received a football||
I received a football matching that exact description from Make-a-Wish before we went to Disney for my son's wish. Did you donate it by any chance? They do a family profile and send little pre-trip gifts based on what each family member is in to. M football was my thang. (PS: My son is done with treatment and doing great!)
|23 weeks 4 days ago||Who do they think they are? I am!||
Who do they think they are? I am!
|26 weeks 4 days ago||Can we just stop at the 90's?||
Can we just stop at the 90's?
|28 weeks 5 days ago||All I can hear is Bill Burr.||
All I can hear is Bill Burr.
|28 weeks 5 days ago||I saw Paul McCartney there in||
I saw Paul McCartney there in '94 and the sound was incredible. I'll never forget that show. I was 13 and my parents were going and they bought me a ticket so that I could actually see a Beatle play live. Paperback Writer was especially incredible, and I couldn't be more grateful for that experience.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||I don't care if you are just||
I don't care if you are just looking for your car at Trader Joe's, I never want SEARCHBAUGHS to stop. Ever. That is all.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||iBDeezy||
|30 weeks 3 days ago||You know, that is the type of||
You know, that is the type of comment I can get behind. I'd upvote you but I can't cuz mobiles.
|30 weeks 5 days ago||Is it possible to take the||
Is it possible to take the under in this situation if the set point is the date of hire? If so, i will take the under(?) and hope retaining a 5 star instead of losing one to attrition will win the purse. I haven't thought this through but I find it prudent to call Dibs.
|31 weeks 21 hours ago||I think Adnan has bad luck,||
I think Adnan has bad luck, Jay is sketchy and the random azn murder/rapist angle is pretty bizarre. Not enough evidence to convict anyone, especially for life.
|31 weeks 5 days ago||Should I admit that I have||
Should I admit that I have been waiting for Morgan to do something? Not a gif? Foiled again!! I can't take this pressure anymore.
|31 weeks 5 days ago||Yes!!||
It is reminiscent of visiting a sketchy tv streaming site like couchtuner. I am trying to Harbaugh and it automatically redirects to whatever the ad is at the bottom. iPhone 5. Not sure why this happens. I would gladly pay for this app if the ads were dropped. Deck Schembechler Hall with Harbaughs of Harbaugh.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||These words...||
These words have never been uttered about that moron before, and should never be again!
|32 weeks 3 days ago||God dammit Donald!||
|3 years 35 weeks ago||747 baby||
|3 years 35 weeks ago||I hear people with "the||
I hear people with "the sugar" actually need the sugar. Grandad up there has serious diabeetus. He's just bent that he didn't get his autographed game-worn colostomy bag from Wilford Brimley when he called Liberty Medical.
|3 years 38 weeks ago||Don't kill the messenger||
First and foremost, the thread was titled differently when I posted my comment than it is now. I'm pretty sure it was only your handle. I've been around this board long enough to know the epic asploding of OP's when threads have ambiguous titles, and I was actually trying to make light of that. I can see how it may have come off as condescending, and that certainly wasn't my intention. I hope you find what you were looking for as this is quite a resourceful group of people.
*May Brian, hallowed be thy name, still have mercy on your soul nonetheless.
|3 years 38 weeks ago||Well...||
I'm not trying to be a negative nancy, but you are about to get your dickhole smashed for this thread. May Brian have mercy on your soul.
|3 years 41 weeks ago||Boom...||
Like an 808...again.
Please let me win, I need a new hoodie.
|3 years 42 weeks ago||I'll be more excited...||
after we beat Sparty.
|3 years 42 weeks ago||722||
Come on baby. I need a new pair of Sambas.
|3 years 43 weeks ago||867||
(5309). I got it.
|3 years 44 weeks ago||867...||
5309 I got it!
(867 for you techinacality bitches!)
|3 years 44 weeks ago||On Dan Patrick...||
I know this isn't worthy of it's own thread so this is perfect timing. Behind Fritzy on the FSN show there is a shirt with a Denard silhouette on it. If it isn't Denard, who the hell is it? Has this been covered before? Maize and blue, winged helmet, dreads for days. Where can I get one? In the words of Liz Lemon, "I want to go to there."
|3 years 44 weeks ago||adolf oliverpubes||
I know I am a horrible person for this one, but the free beer and hot wings show coined "todd lerfondler" and I can't help but to post it.
|3 years 45 weeks ago||Boom...||
Like an 808. Again.
|3 years 45 weeks ago||Your thread title...||
After reading your thread title I thought the next line should have been: ...to a group of 6th graders while trolling the junior high school.
-just sayin fergodsakes
|3 years 46 weeks ago||Chuck Martin...||
I played on a rec league softball team with Coach Martin a few years back when he was head coach of GVSU. He is a pretty solid guy. That is totally his sense of humor, although I'm sure he was only half kidding. Not many coordinators can stop a playmaker like #16 with pure scheme, they have to hope for a little good fortune as well. Let's hope our Protestant prayers made it up there first. Go Blue Fergodsakes!
|3 years 46 weeks ago||They go boom baby boom...||
like an 808.
|3 years 46 weeks ago||I know this is stoopit...||
You could always draw a big envelope and write above it:
OUR ENVELOPES ONLY DELIVER MANBAWW.
I'm sorry, it's dumb. That is why I'm staying in Grand Rapids for the game.