"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
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|2 years 46 weeks ago||747 baby||
|2 years 47 weeks ago||I hear people with "the||
I hear people with "the sugar" actually need the sugar. Grandad up there has serious diabeetus. He's just bent that he didn't get his autographed game-worn colostomy bag from Wilford Brimley when he called Liberty Medical.
|2 years 50 weeks ago||Don't kill the messenger||
First and foremost, the thread was titled differently when I posted my comment than it is now. I'm pretty sure it was only your handle. I've been around this board long enough to know the epic asploding of OP's when threads have ambiguous titles, and I was actually trying to make light of that. I can see how it may have come off as condescending, and that certainly wasn't my intention. I hope you find what you were looking for as this is quite a resourceful group of people.
*May Brian, hallowed be thy name, still have mercy on your soul nonetheless.
|2 years 50 weeks ago||Well...||
I'm not trying to be a negative nancy, but you are about to get your dickhole smashed for this thread. May Brian have mercy on your soul.
|3 years 6 days ago||Boom...||
Like an 808...again.
Please let me win, I need a new hoodie.
|3 years 1 week ago||I'll be more excited...||
after we beat Sparty.
|3 years 1 week ago||722||
Come on baby. I need a new pair of Sambas.
|3 years 2 weeks ago||867||
(5309). I got it.
|3 years 3 weeks ago||867...||
5309 I got it!
(867 for you techinacality bitches!)
|3 years 4 weeks ago||On Dan Patrick...||
I know this isn't worthy of it's own thread so this is perfect timing. Behind Fritzy on the FSN show there is a shirt with a Denard silhouette on it. If it isn't Denard, who the hell is it? Has this been covered before? Maize and blue, winged helmet, dreads for days. Where can I get one? In the words of Liz Lemon, "I want to go to there."
|3 years 4 weeks ago||adolf oliverpubes||
I know I am a horrible person for this one, but the free beer and hot wings show coined "todd lerfondler" and I can't help but to post it.
|3 years 4 weeks ago||Boom...||
Like an 808. Again.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Your thread title...||
After reading your thread title I thought the next line should have been: ...to a group of 6th graders while trolling the junior high school.
-just sayin fergodsakes
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Chuck Martin...||
I played on a rec league softball team with Coach Martin a few years back when he was head coach of GVSU. He is a pretty solid guy. That is totally his sense of humor, although I'm sure he was only half kidding. Not many coordinators can stop a playmaker like #16 with pure scheme, they have to hope for a little good fortune as well. Let's hope our Protestant prayers made it up there first. Go Blue Fergodsakes!
|3 years 5 weeks ago||They go boom baby boom...||
like an 808.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||I know this is stoopit...||
You could always draw a big envelope and write above it:
OUR ENVELOPES ONLY DELIVER MANBAWW.
I'm sorry, it's dumb. That is why I'm staying in Grand Rapids for the game.
|3 years 6 weeks ago||Awesome...||
A Parkinsons joke. There is nothing more hilarious than losing the ability to control your body, forgetting the names and faces of loved ones and an untimely death. Good job. Posbang him, everyone.
|3 years 6 weeks ago||Easy, Eeeaaasssyyyy...||
I'd be watching your mouth about the West Siyeed because I have a couple of big ol' Dutchman buddies that'd be happy to put a size 24 wooden shoe in yer ass.
(When you live this close to Holland this kind of humor is well received)
|3 years 6 weeks ago||In that case...||
hopefully he will have neck surgery, recover and rehab in time for you to lock down your 12 team PPR keeper league! Just kidding.
*love your avatar by the way
|3 years 6 weeks ago||Hey!||
Get your own damned avatar, even if you had it first.
|3 years 6 weeks ago||664...||
Count it, suckas.
|3 years 7 weeks ago||And all over Ohio...||
Buckeye fans are anguishing over the color of the cooler they are going to poop in. "Should we use the red Coleman or the silver Igloo? Dammit I am so confused."
|3 years 7 weeks ago||You can tell...||
that we are at the ass end of a long offseason based on all of the maize on blue crime on the board. No more slap and tickle, you two too to.
|3 years 7 weeks ago||
|3 years 7 weeks ago||If you aren't in to jock jams...||
I'm usually driving to AA from Grand Rapids, so WTKA is off the table for the first couple of hours (not to mention the fact that their damn tune in radio station doesn't ever fricking work). This brings me to my more obscure, yet heartwarming, mix of muzak.
|3 years 8 weeks ago||that was my first concern||
I had the pleasure of working on the stadium expansion for a couple years. while i was there i was told that the footings were put in place for expanded bleacher seating while the scoreboards were being prepped before last season. it was my understanding that both sides were ready for bleachers. it did not take long to replace the bleachers where the old press box stood, so i think they could expand north and south endzones simultaneously to avoid looking like the toilet bowl.
|3 years 9 weeks ago||In that case...||
No translation necessary: I would also like to hear more from michigan so I can go to the UTL game with Payton.
|3 years 9 weeks ago||hello: the newest enrollee...||
to the ohio school of redundancy school.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Great story...||
You must have graduated from the school of redundancy school, though.
|3 years 33 weeks ago||Prayer Request||
I hope and pray that this picture makes it's way back on this board with Lloyd Brady front and center. It would restore some legitimacy to this movie after the abomination they call uniforms.