Just heard from reliable source

that if the season doesn't arrive soon, this site will be home to the largest mass psychotic breakdown ever recorded.

I heard from a reliable source that everyone kills people.  The source also claimed that he was smart, which is unconfirmed.

Cue up the "stock the pond with brown trout" jokes (or my personal favorite, "Send the seals on a night mission with only the light of the moon to guide them.").

that at 3:30 pm on Sept. 4th, the entire MGoBlog community will be feeling electric!

That Barry Sanders Jr. is gonna skip his last 2 years of high school and enroll at Michigan. Running back situation solved.

I heard it from a reliable source that T-wolf is on his way to Yemen to have a Wolheetahanklatomy. Which for those of you who are not in the biz is obviously an ankle transplant from an actual wolf and a fake cheetah.

From a very reliable source Cullen Christian shares a father with Charles Woodson, and a mother with Leon Hall, we're good guys.

A reliable source just told me that Michigan will be Vacating the red wristband this year.

everyone to know who reads this thread that NONE of the information in it is confirmed.

That being said, you can read about all of it on my twitter page.  Twitter is an outlet to post thoughts, provoke conversation & share info I'm hearing.  Right now I'm hearing a lot of information about what people are having for dinner.

says that Layla Kiffin and Melanie Collins caught Lane Kiffin trying on their "unmentionables" while Les Miles and Nick Saban looked on as they tried on the ladies stilettos.  No word on why Melanie was with the Kiffins other than speculation that she thinks "they are the only people who undertstand me".  Photos of the incident are being (photo)shopped to the "highest bidder" .  Retractions and bumbling apology to follow.

that Denard Robinson just got back from Jamaica after beating Usain Bolt in the 100 meter dash.  It was a close finish, but only because D-Rob gave him a 10 meter head start.

can't get pregnant your first time...

I heard that despite his name Blazefire prefers medium salsa and mild chicken wings.

A very reliable source that Simon was born Simon...Peter....Gruber, and he's Hans Gruber's brother.....we're in trouble

I heard that Angelfire is the the hot new thing on the internet,

...at embedding videos :(

just heard from a reliable source that today is a very slow day for people all over america

the CIA invented the concept of dinosaurs to discourage time-travel.

I heard from a reliable source that Nader Furrha will be the starting QB. And all this time we thought it was going to be DRob or Tate!

I just heard from a reliable source that a few of the girls I have slept with are not nearly as attractive as I remember them to be.  Additionally, rumor has it that a couple are down right unattractive and/or a bit hefty. 

EDIT:  This just in:  TOMVH called some of my drinking buddies from years past and they confirmed the rumor is true...However, it appeared to them I was still having a very good time, and therefore, mockery was curbed accordingly.

I just heard from a reliable source that all the passengers of Oceanic flight 815 were dead the entire time on the island.

Got it from high authority that when I get home late from golf tonight I will not be receiving the congradulatory blow job for winning the skins title from my wife. 

Justin Turner transferred to WVU because "academics comes first" in his family.  Remember, this is UNCONFIRMED.

Nuevo Leon at 18th St and Ashland in Chicago.  A reliable source confirms that I just killed me some enchiladas.

I have it from a reliable source, who is close to David Brandon...

(I know this person is reliable because it is in fact me.  David and I are OMG BFF)

...that Denard Robinson has been invited to appear before the "Creating the Future" committe; Chaired by David Brandon himself.  Given Denard's capacity to bilocate and his ability to bend the space time continuum, He will be asked to share his knowledge about potential realities and future ramifications.

When told he was scheduled to speak on Friday, Denard said "Great! that gives me until next Tuesday to get ready"

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

Woolfolk could be out for only 8 weeks, putting him back in time for the second half of our schedule, starting with Iowa.

I heard from a reliable source on Mack And Bellvue (yes, I was buying crack if you need to know) that Denard is a love child product of GERG and the owners (huge orgy) of Mr. Robinsons' furniture. Denard also has appeared in several of their commercials. The commercial part sounded really fishy to me....

"Michigan has a tough schedule", is code for "I don't think Michigan is very good this year and I want to set up an excuse for any poor showing"

Yep, my source confirmed this very info.

My boss is planning on buying a BMW 5-Series soon.  However, when we do salary negotiations I will get denied a $1,000 HSA contribution on top of my paltry raise because we did not have as good of a year this year as he would have liked.