CC: My Kitten Mikey

Submitted by mGrowOld on

 

Instead of Ron Zook I propose we consider my cat Mikey

Pros:

  1. Cuddly
  2. Purrs when you pick him up
  3. Can be entertained by a ball of yarn for hours
  4. Won't interfere with coordinators game plans
  5. Will make team smile
  6. Knows how to use cat box when it needs to poop
  7. Low contract demands

Cons:

  1. Can't speak English
  2. Doesn't know what a football is
  3. Won't wear a headset either
  4. Sometimes coughs up furballs at inappropriate times
  5. Can be easily distracted by birds and shiney things
  6. Pretty sure he wants to run manball

superstringer

November 5th, 2014 at 4:25 PM ^

I'd prefer to still think of mGrowOld as that blonde hottie in his profile photo.  If it's his wife, mGrowOld is probably the world's greatest success story.  If it's his daughter, well... ewww.  If it's his nanny, I wouldn't be surprised, our family's nanny is a blonde model too.

Mocha Cub

November 5th, 2014 at 4:38 PM ^

I like this CC thread better than most of the others in all honesty. Except for the Snake Plisken one and also Voldemort. The non-legit CC threads are every bit of a joke as this one, except, I actually read this one because I knew it would be worth my time. I don't care about Greg Schiano, PJ Fleck, Ron Zook or any other coach who will not be seriously considered.

+1 to the OP

AlaskanYeti

November 5th, 2014 at 4:54 PM ^

Like the thread too. Although, I'd rather the University perform it's due diligence than disregard some canidates before they know anything about them. How can you serioulsy consider some coaches it you don't know they exist or don't know as many details about them as possible?