Football Display Case
Jalen, Burke, and Simmons.
Mike Hart the heavy favorite in the trolling competition
just what the Pistons need: a third string center. Joe Dumars was replaced by a mean ol' alien a few years back you guys.
this would be a close approximation of hypothetical graduation speech
no you guys they're just super pumped about COLLLLLLLLLLLLEGE
not a surprise
premature congrats. One thing we can be sure of: he'll take fewer asinine penalties than Abdelkader
Thanks to ugly transitions between Fulmer/Kiffin/Dooley/Davis, Tennessee is on the edge of APR penalties for football.
i approve of this message
strong indictment of AAU right heah
Glockner sides with justice
a good cause, and a good time
good job gents
"Jeff Withey shouldn't have called him Peter Dinklage, is all I'm saying."
I CAN FIX IT YOU GUYS: MOAR EXPANSION
Michigan Michigan State Ohio State Iowa Wisconsin Minnesota Nebraska Indiana Northwestern Illinois
Penn State Maryland Rutgers Virginia Virginia Tech Pitt Syracuse Louisville Clemson Boston College
Where do the Boilers go? What did they do to deserve this?
He doesn't want to go down!
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
They merged with Indiana. Now IUPUI
What happened to Purdue?
Torn ACL. Out for season.
A Michigan Man does not discuss "Purdue".
i actually like this
original big ten
new big ten
we could have two btns as well
but if we get rid of someone, it shouldn't be purdue
one of the crappy teams in the "too" division.
It's tough being Blue in Columbus!!!
Man, Purdue got screwed.
I think you mean Purdue was saved.
"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."
I see what you did there
Has officially had an emotional breakdown.
I can only imagine what his thanksgiving conversations will be like.
By association with Notre Dame
Purdue: The Pluto of the B1G.
However, if we operating in the same metaphorical solar system that Brian is generating with his sun expanding comparison, then Purdue might not be in such a bad position right now.
Purdue is now a dwarf school thanks to its football skills and irregular orbit of good and then lots of bad years.
Ann Arbor by birth. Wolverine by choice.
OFF WITH YER HEAD PURDUE.
16 teams is whacked. This isn't even a conference anymore. Now, to get to the Rose Bowl you have to win your conference AND win a play in game with another conference.
Defeat the artist formerly known as the Big East
This! If the season remains at twelve games then you must win two conferences and then you will make it to a decent bowl game. For the team that loses in the Big 10 championship game their regular season means little.
Worse yet we may have more situations like last seasons national championship game. How would you like to be an LSU? You beat your rival in the regular season but it earns you nothing because you happened to lose to them in a more "important" game.
But they or Indiana need to go off to the East (or, in Delaney speak The Too division). After all, Nebraska is too west to play in the ,Too.
Two tight ends and a balanced line
This will never happen, there is a Big Ten conspiracy against Penn State you know.
Wait, I thought there was a B1G conspiracy against MSU. Wait, that was the officials with the conspiracy. But, those are B1G officials. I'm so confused, arggghhh.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
this is about the only thing left to hope for -- something that respects the historical BigTen (with Purdue included, somehow).
20 teams? No way, no how. mgoblog has lost its mind.
Hello, Brian. This is Armstead Cook. He is a freshman linebacker. And because of you he can't play in the Big Ten anymore. Shake his hand, Brian.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
So so very good and well done.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Wait a minute... What's a Rutgers?
"Play hard and with great effort"
It's Jersey for "well, at least it's not a SUNY school?"
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
Still waiting on backup.
will merge with MSU to form the cheapest fanbase ever. They still won't be able to fill a home football game unless they are playing Michigan OSU or ND.
If an OSU fan divorces his wife are they still brother and sister?
All joking aside, assuming they find a reputable head coach, BC wouldn't be a terrible idea. Purdue to the ACC for BC and visitation rights to Danny Hope's mustache.
Whoa.... you just blew my mind.
Louisville will cheapen the brand. It obviously doesn't belong with the 19 other Big Ten schools. It would be a shame too after Purdue "took one for the team" and merged their football team with Indiana - Go Hoosier-Makers!
Louisville will cheapen the brand? The team that is currently ranked ahead of us in both football and basketball?
And Rutgers, somehow, does not?
Get fucking REAL, kid.
"to make a complete evaluation off video w/o seeing guys in-person - I don't believe that at all." - Josh Helmholdt
there is nothing funnier than when one guy makes a joke and another one not only thinks he is serious but has the audacity to cuss at them!!!
ha ha ha, I love the internet.
We are the dead.
I believe Penn State just won the lottery. Even with recruiting restrictions, they'll still be in the top 3 of that division every year.
I'm not against Maryland joining, and Rutgers is whatever, but I will secede from the A/C Delco/AIG Big 21 if Louisville is involved.
I just peed myself laughing.
What Brian is not telling you is that the winner of the championship game between those two ten team divisions then has to play Purdue to go to the Rose Bowl. This was Danny Hope's plan all along!
This fucking debacle may require it's own podcast
Who is Purdue?
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
To support Delany's manifest (MANBALLfest?) destiny, wouldn't we need to add Wyoming, Boise State, and Oregon State?
The B1G from sea to shining sea.
Not sure why we're self limiting. B1G should add Australian National University (ANU). MSU could give them a game in American rules football, but would get jobbed by the refs and lose a heartbreaker. Also, would be easier for Dantonio to recruit internationaly if he is already in Australia.
Strangely I want to punch this 20 team monstrosity in the face a lot less than just the Rutgers+Maryland bolt-on.
We'd play Wisconsin once every 15 years, right?
The goddam plane has crashed into the mountain.
Got a quarter?
Best possible outcome.
Since we are gettinga little crazy, may I suggest:
Toledo Mud Hens
Manitoba School of Mining
University of Quebec, School for Women