An Attempt To Dispel Confusion About Who Is A Dick Here

By Brian — November 4th, 2008 at 12:08 PM — 29 comments
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Justin Boren's Halloween costume was Rich Rodriguez:

boren-douche

No doubt this reflects poorly on Rodriguez in some way.

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November 4th, 2008 at 12:13 PM | Nice to see (Score:1)
MallettFumblesS...
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Gotta love that osu conditioning program.  He looks like he is in prime puff shape!

 

November 4th, 2008 at 12:15 PM | I just thought that was some random (Score:1)
jblaze
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fat guy until I read the caption. Wow, I guess our line wouldn't have been better with that tub.

... when I see some plays that Mike (Martin) makes in practice, I be like dang. - Jibreel Black

November 4th, 2008 at 12:39 PM | That was my very first (Score:1)
papabear16
Joined: 06/30/2008
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That was my very first thought!

November 4th, 2008 at 2:08 PM | To be fair (Score:1)
zoltan the destroyer
Joined: 10/28/2008
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Gotta love that much-hyped Barwis conditioning program. Our guys look great but can't play four quarters!

November 4th, 2008 at 12:13 PM | Family Values (Score:1)
ATX Wolverine
Joined: 06/30/2008
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Hmm...that girl seems to be offering some of those family values that are sorely missed.

November 4th, 2008 at 12:17 PM | ummm....what is death doing (Score:1)
BleedingBlue
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ummm....what is death doing in the background over there?!?

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November 4th, 2008 at 12:31 PM | I like the sign on the wall (Score:1)
The Squid
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I like the sign on the wall that reads "Dress to Impress". Mission accomplished, I'd say.

November 4th, 2008 at 12:34 PM | Hey, the sign says "no baggy (Score:1)
Sgt. Wolverine
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Hey, the sign says "no baggy clothing," not "no baggy football players."

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November 4th, 2008 at 12:32 PM | What a Pussy (Score:1)
RodneyGoBlue
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I wonder if that is the same hooker they gave to Pryor to him to go to OSU.

November 4th, 2008 at 12:32 PM | Is that Coach Rod's Wife with him? (Score:1)
Beburns3
Joined: 11/03/2008
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That's funny because I went as Justin Boren.  I'll have to get a picture uploaded.  Basically, I looked like fat bastard from the Austin Powers movies.

November 4th, 2008 at 12:37 PM | This guy really is a crybaby, (Score:1)
Michael
Joined: 06/30/2008
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This guy really is a crybaby, isn't he? Wah! Wah! He is absolutely obsessed with this.

c/o 2008
GO BLUE!

November 4th, 2008 at 12:37 PM | Is that Boren's beer? (Score:1)
99bobcats
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From MgoBlue: "Justin Matthew Boren was born April 28, 1988"

 By my math that would make him 20 years old.  Is it the values of his family to break the law?

November 4th, 2008 at 12:51 PM | Someone under 21 is drinking? (Score:0)
November 4th, 2008 at 12:51 PM | I can't quite make out the (Score:1)
JeremyB
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I can't quite make out the sign behind him... "Must be 21 to" something something.

 

Go crazy?

November 4th, 2008 at 1:20 PM | All work and no play make (Score:1)
MH20
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No TV and no beer make Homer something something...

"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

- Jack Handey

November 4th, 2008 at 12:42 PM | I think it's funny.  Who (Score:1)
Chrisgocomment
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I think it's funny.  Who cares what he wears for Halloween?  Jebus, I'd also laugh if Patrick Omemeh (from C-Bus) dressed up in OSU stuff.

No question, Jim.

November 4th, 2008 at 12:45 PM | Wow (Score:1)
brown
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Wow

November 4th, 2008 at 1:06 PM | borendouche.jpg... (Score:1)
Matt
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class and family values ooze from borendouche's pizza greased pores... 

November 4th, 2008 at 1:16 PM | RRod (Score:1)
Kolesar40
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From his weekly presser:

"It's a football team. To try to single out a player or a coach, to me that's not right. Now, if we didn't tackle well, it wasn't one guy, we just missed a few tackles. Our guys are pretty good tacklers. At times we missed tackles. We have got to try to coach them better so we don't miss tackles."

pretty good tacklers? Did he not watch any film of last year's team? Or any film of any game this year? Let's not understate hwo bad we are. Obviously he isn't going to throw guys under the bus, but don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining either. Actually, don't piss on my head at all.

 Jesus, is that really Boren?  

November 4th, 2008 at 2:44 PM | What do you want him to say? (Score:0)
November 4th, 2008 at 6:38 PM | It wouldn't be the first time (Score:1)
joedafan
Joined: 10/17/2008
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It wouldn't be the first time he said something like that.

November 4th, 2008 at 6:39 PM | Agreed Chitown (Score:1)
Blue Durham
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A good coach will take the heat himself and not put it on his players (or even take it off of them).  He also seemed to take the heat off of Shafer. 

November 4th, 2008 at 1:17 PM | I'm Jim Tressel, and I (Score:1)
MH20
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I'm Jim Tressel, and I approve this message!

"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

- Jack Handey

November 4th, 2008 at 1:21 PM | I don't see anything... (Score:1)
caup
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inherently insulting about what Boren was wearing. If anything, the kid was probably just having some fun playing off the 1st topic of discussion every person he's talked to since January has brought up.

But yeah, he was probably going around swearing and acting like a fuckhead all night to get yucks from his new BFFs. So, fuck the Borens. And BTW, they expect any M fan worth their salt to say that, too.

Go Blue

November 4th, 2008 at 1:24 PM | Sooo (Score:1)
evenyoubrutus
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Boren is now dating Paris Hilton.  Interesting...

Yo: Not that I loved Rodriguez less, but that I loved Michigan more.

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November 4th, 2008 at 1:34 PM | I know Ohio is a swing state and all... (Score:1)
imafreak1
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But what is Boren doing with McCain's wife? And why is she in a playboy bunny outfit?

Give it to Wheatley!

November 4th, 2008 at 6:53 PM | lookalikes (Score:1)
tomhagan
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Justine Boren and Eric Cartman:

 http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/Cartman1.jpg

Photoshop a #56 (or whatever he will be wearing when he finally sees the field again) on Cartman's sweater and you get Justine in his Buckeye glory.

His girl looks like one of the faces of crystal meth.

I hope our team sees this photo.

 

 

 

Strictly business...Not personal.

November 4th, 2008 at 7:16 PM | redrum (Score:1)
anup414
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lets kill him.

November 6th, 2008 at 12:34 PM | Well he got the red wrist band right. (Score:1)
M-Dog
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I didn't realize Rita had such big ears.

M'Dog

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