January 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^
Hi-Hoke, Hi-Hoke, off to Bolivia we go
we axed our coach without a plan
now were being turned down by everybody and their brother (see harbaughs)
looking like a joke, but hey we got Brady!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^
Haiku Yahoo
From West V U
Can we want U?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^
You do understand
Haikus are not just three lines
there are syllables
January 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
Your wit is so sharp
You replied in a Haiku
Job well done good sir
January 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM ^
Leaves fall on the ground
Bo's shadow between twenties
Miles let him RIP
January 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM ^
You know you love me
I know you care, baby oh
Bieber for head coach.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM ^
I have fired Rich Rod
Our next coach will be...derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp
January 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM ^
I can't write Haiku
So I will ask Harbaugh News
In three line verses
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM ^
The snow falls outside
Slightly colder in my heart
Clear soul-dong shrinkage
January 7th, 2011 at 12:44 PM ^
Do you remember
the time we won five straight games?
Pass me the whiskey.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
Harbaugh's not coming
He will be coaching U.M.
Harbaugh's not coming
January 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
Does Brandon not see
Patterson makes so much sense
let me count the ways
He might run the spread
Overacheives with talent
on defensive side
Roots are Midwestern
Might actually keep denard
Might keep Barwis too
Hot national name
Could kickstart our momentum
Solid character
And if we do want
Defensive-minded ballboys
might i humbly suggest
guy who recently
used undersized three-stars to
throttle Wisconsin
January 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM ^
I like the idea of Patterson. If TCU hadn't agreed to move to the Big East, he might have been a lot easier to get.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM ^
The 5-7-5
Might work in the MWC
But not the Big Ten
January 7th, 2011 at 1:16 PM ^
and yet i'd argue
what our D needed most was
17-man scheme
January 7th, 2011 at 2:26 PM ^
Would have been helpful,
But that scheme would require
Starting twelve freshmen
January 7th, 2011 at 12:52 PM ^
Where are they
The sane ones on Saturdays
Who peer at the Winged Helmet
alas they live
ne'r sane of mind
huddled in masses leagues apart
consoling, conjoling, rocking
typing
January 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM ^
We need a new coach
stress abounds as a result
patience is required
January 7th, 2011 at 1:00 PM ^
I can not work 'til
Brandon's coaching decision
Will I have a job?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM ^
prodigal son looms
raise your weary heads, look west
to the horizon
January 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM ^
Harbaugh Harbaugh Har...
Baugh Harbaugh Harbaugh Harbaugh
Harbaugh Harbaugh WIN!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:56 PM ^
First, tear-stained autumn,
Now, winter of discontent.
Whither spring football?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM ^
Unproductive Me
Harbaugh can unite us now
Can't find a bet'r man
January 7th, 2011 at 1:02 PM ^
Someone will hate him
He did not come home right away
They need to ANGAR
January 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^
God, how many miles
Must we go to find a coach
Yikes, Les than you think
January 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM ^
Ever wonder why
they are called
Red-Bellied woodpeckers
January 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM ^
well played
January 7th, 2011 at 1:13 PM ^
there once was a man from the big east
whose offense there was a beast
the M fans hated his voice
and his musical choice
and they liked his defense the least
January 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM ^
There was a man from WVU
Who shredded on offense, it's true,
But the defense was harder
When he came to Ann Arbor,
And he never could win in the Shoe.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM ^
there once was a man named rich
whose alma mater he decided to ditch
He came to A squared
Not well has he fared
But replacing him has met a glitch
January 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM ^
Please God don't hire Hoke
Any other coach will do
Is it August Yet
January 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM ^
I don't like it, but
I think it will be Les Miles
Mad, but seems to win
January 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM ^
Times are very gloom.
How can things get any worse?
Please come back Rich Rod!
January 7th, 2011 at 1:18 PM ^
From burning couches
to the torches and pitchforks
stay away from fire rich
January 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM ^
Pimp hand not so strong
<br>Harbaugh spurn seven billion
<br>Dave in misery
January 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM ^
I am Keyboard Cat
I can play any coach off
I need more info
January 7th, 2011 at 1:21 PM ^
There once was a man from MICH
who had an astounding wish
He wanted 7 million
But he doesn't have Schilling
So he's corching Stanford like a bitch
January 7th, 2011 at 1:21 PM ^
Stupid coaching search.
Most time on computer since
Wrath of the Lich King.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM ^
Harbaugh Loved The Blue
However Not Too Much Now
Brady Hoke Oh No
January 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM ^
helping denard run
was not as impressive as
helping brock to walk
January 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM ^
Spread and shred now dead
<br>
<br>Three yards cloud of dust return
<br>
<br>Hello Tacopants
January 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM ^
Dysfunctional fans
If they get their way they will
Hire mediocrity
January 7th, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^
Is anyone else,
Counting fingers for haikus,
That are posted here?
Or is it just me?
I feel silly doing it
For every damn one.
January 7th, 2011 at 1:40 PM ^
Jet Stream Blows Eastward
Please let Harbaugh feel the Breeze
Home to Michigan
January 7th, 2011 at 1:56 PM ^
Dave Brandon's pimp hand
Found him jerking off alone
That bitch smacked him hard
January 7th, 2011 at 2:01 PM ^
Boo Hoke, what a joke,
He looks and sounds like a toad,
Look before you leap.
January 7th, 2011 at 2:39 PM ^
Do you worry that
Even if we get Harbaugh
Next year will still suck?
January 7th, 2011 at 2:52 PM ^
Doom is upon us,
It's nuclear winter is here,
This is rough drink beer
January 7th, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
Doom is upon us,
It's nuclear winter is here,
This is rough drink beer
January 7th, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
Doom is upon us,
It's nuclear winter is here,
This is rough drink beer