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|1 year 51 weeks ago||Considering that most Florida||
Considering that most Florida fans are godless cretins, I'd agree with you.
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Just looked out the window,||
Just looked out the window, and my house is the only one on the block with the lights still on. It will be a good day at work tomorrow.
|2 years 21 weeks ago||My verticalness.||
You had me at "your verticalness of what you can do and being able to run the football is a big part of it", Brady.
Put that sentence on any thread in this forum and the poster is flamebait.
YES I'M SUGGESTING WE SHOULD ALL BE THE HEAD COACH OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL.
|2 years 29 weeks ago||My toddler||
ambled across the sofa and smashed his head into my eye socket during the game. My black eye disagrees with you, Brian.
|2 years 29 weeks ago||Positives from this week||
1.) My wife's boobs look great in her new, lowcut M-Den shirt.
3.) Boobs again.
|2 years 29 weeks ago||How much beer?||
How much beer?
|3 years 21 weeks ago||Hoke is the college sports||
Hoke is the college sports equivalent of Hemingway.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||The wind.||
Why do you want to take it out of my sails? I'm only halfway through this Ufer CD.
|3 years 31 weeks ago||It beats that Popevil farce.||
It beats that Popevil farce.
|3 years 48 weeks ago||Choklat Stout followed by IPA tasting.||
Southern Tier Choklat Stout, two Bell's Two-Hearted, Stone IPA, Southern Tier IPA, Sam Adam's Lattitude 48 IPA, and a Dundee IPA.
|3 years 49 weeks ago||You're a weird guy, Ace.||
You're a weird guy, Ace.
|4 years 7 weeks ago||The /s It||
|4 years 7 weeks ago||Al Borges has been nothing||
Al Borges has been nothing but an offensive coordinator since the year I was born. I give Al Borges the benefit of the doubt concerning the depth of his playbook.
|4 years 7 weeks ago||The Lucky Charm-o-Gram||
is missing the red balloons.
|4 years 8 weeks ago||Inject eggs with strychnine.||
Inject eggs with strychnine. hard boil. feed OSU recruits.
|4 years 8 weeks ago||What's happening?! My||
What's happening?! My comments look like Live Journals!
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Capital One Bowl.||
Capital One Bowl.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Maybe if he were a few inches||
Maybe if he were a few inches taller. Where's that picture of DRob and Forcier meekly posing along with Gardner?
|4 years 11 weeks ago||That's it for me this||
That's it for me this season. Bye, MGoBlog. See you when I have the energy again. Disappointment x1,000,000,000. I'd worked myself up to Gruden. Hail.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Last night I dreamed we hired||
Last night I dreamed we hired an evil European soccer coach as HC. Anyone know any evil European soccer coaches? Dream tracker?
|4 years 11 weeks ago||My fiance officially hates||
My fiance officially hates me. Please Les, save my future marriage by ending this tonight.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Paterno -- Dead||
Low blow on the man's age, buddy. Low blow.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Umm,||
I still have my Christmas tree up. Do you think Dave Brandon might talk to my Christmas tree? Maybe get it out of my living room?
|4 years 11 weeks ago||I told an overused joke.||
I told an overused joke.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||You obviously underestimate||
You obviously underestimate the clout of NCAA mascots. In fact, I heard from the Stanford Tree that the Nittany Lion had ties to the Philadelphia Experiment. Explain that away, Mr. Puffinstuff.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||PLEASE||
Please change the text to say MGoBlog Army Romance for all our Dashboard fans.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Must be the crack.||
Must be the crack.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||I remember standing fifteen||
I remember standing fifteen feet away from Shawn Crable during his post-game interview.
"This one was for Kirk HERBstreit talkin' bout 'we ain't got any speed!'"
One of the best moments of my life.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||Hoke is squeaky, so I assume||
Hoke is squeaky, so I assume they want Hoke.
|4 years 11 weeks ago||COMAPRISON||
Fucking best typo ever.