‘Give ’em the works, Cubby! We ain’t got a minute to lose! This ain’t a newspaper story — it’s a career! Why, they’ll be naming streets after you!’
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|1 year 7 weeks ago||Yeah, so...||
If left alone in a room with G.I. Joe toys from the '80s... I'd play with them.
Wait... is that an opinion or an admission? Screw it.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha...||
Something about peckers... I dunno. Woodpeckers shouldn't be coaches.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Ah...||
So they're male...
You might as well tell us the rest, Coach.
|1 year 18 weeks ago||Well then...||
I'll just stop, drop and roll.
And then get up and laugh. And then go eat a taco.
Huzzah... internet poem fights!
|1 year 32 weeks ago||Do you let Robin drive it?||
|1 year 35 weeks ago||The Gants...||
Tony and Allen.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Not cool...||
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Hawkeye,||
Klinger, Radar, Hot Lips, you know... the whole gang.
EDIT: Damn, responded in the wrong spot!
|1 year 47 weeks ago||OED in hand,||
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Yes...||
I have Crowpuppy and Moleskyn.
|1 year 50 weeks ago||So...||
I shouldn't hold out hope for Nike Freehs to hit shelves anytime soon.
|1 year 50 weeks ago||Oh dear...||
|2 years 3 hours ago||Close...||
He means someone the size of Norfleet but with the speed and strength of Pipkins.
|2 years 1 week ago||Hmmm...||
Are their names on his bookcovers yet?
Do high school kids use bookcovers anymore?
Do they use books?
Why are my fingernails painted?
|2 years 1 week ago||Dewd...||
I live in the attic.
|2 years 1 week ago||Wow...||
This fake girlfriend gets around!
|2 years 9 weeks ago||Love the salty language...||
Makes me feel like I'm hanging out with the guys...
And not doing laundry at home with my wife and little dog.
|2 years 9 weeks ago||SHOULD HAVE OPEN THE HOLE.||
Now I know what to write on my pitchfork!
|2 years 22 weeks ago||Huh?||
Clarence Beeks got locked in a cage with a horny gorilla at the end of Trading Places...
He's paid his dues, now you're just piling on.
|2 years 25 weeks ago||Are you guys drunk?||
Wish I was drunk.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||Yeah...||
I'll never look up my childhood friend T.S. Hooker again.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||Prove it.||
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Well...||
It's the second most appropriate place to get that tattooed on your body.
Good luck finding a tattoo artist to put one on the most appropriate place.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Could be worse...||
Sooo... yeah. Much worse.
|2 years 50 weeks ago||Aces... there can be only one...||
|2 years 50 weeks ago||I see...||
He is announcing that he will be giving Michigan the silent treatment.
|2 years 50 weeks ago||Sure...||
It's pronounced trev-or.
Kind of counterintuitive...
|2 years 51 weeks ago||J.J. Denman?||
Did he not sign with Rutgers? I must've missed that.
|3 years 1 week ago||Come on...||
While I'm no fan of MD, I find it wildly inappropriate to keep insisting that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZO.
So, just so we're clear, I can't agree with the notion that DANTONIO STRANGLED FIVE HOTEL MAIDS WHILE AT THE RADISSON IN KALAMAZOO.
|3 years 1 week ago||Yes...||
But the last three pounds are the heaviest!