OT - Tales from the Worst State Ever

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March 24th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
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OT - Tales from the Worst State Ever

Apologies if this is too off-topic for the board, but I had to share this with a hopefully appreciative audience

So I was having a snack at Dirty Frank's in downtown Columbus  (it's actually a pretty cool hot dog joint - http://dirtyfrankscolumbus.com/ - fans of Red Hot Lovers should visit Dirty Frank's if they're ever stuck in Columbus)  Anyways, I'm at the bar placing my order and a woman five seats away within earshot is telling the bartender about her new tattoo that she'd gotten earlier in the day.  

It's a tattoo of the state of Ohio with a heart in it.

On her armpit.

There's a metaphor in there somewhere but damned if I'm going to go look for it. 

Anyways, commence with the 'cool story, bro's.

Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."

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March 24th, 2012 at 6:24 PM | Why (Score:3 Normal)
Mitch Cumstein
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I'm curious if someone can think of a reason to get a tat in your armpit?  Not only does it seem painful, but that just isn't a place on the body that one would want to attract attention.

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March 24th, 2012 at 6:46 PM | probably not her first tat (Score:2 Insightful)
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presumably she was running out of canvas

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March 24th, 2012 at 6:34 PM | Well... (Score:4 Normal)
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It's the second most appropriate place to get that tattooed on your body.

 

Good luck finding a tattoo artist to put one on the most appropriate place.

 

Eww.

Toodles

March 24th, 2012 at 6:35 PM | Armpit Tattoos... (Score:4 Normal)
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I guess you could have fun with this. I personally wouldn't go for it though...

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March 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM | something tells me she is (Score:3 Normal)
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something tells me she is faaaar from fresh...

March 24th, 2012 at 6:40 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Funny)
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March 24th, 2012 at 6:51 PM | Cool story bro (Score:2 Normal)
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March 24th, 2012 at 6:59 PM | Go figure. Only would have (Score:2 Normal)
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Go figure. Only would have been dumber if she got it on her ass.



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March 24th, 2012 at 7:06 PM | Yeah, (Score:5 Normal)
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they probably would have put "OI" on one butt cheek and HO on the other one...

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March 24th, 2012 at 7:05 PM | Well..... (Score:1)
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Apparently some people like arm pit tattoos.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96876.aspx

 

 

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March 24th, 2012 at 7:26 PM | For reasons I have yet to (Score:4 Normal)
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For reasons I have yet to fully come to grips with I clicked on your link and looked at those 12 armpit tats.  My conclusion?

That if you added up the collective IQs for all 12 of the armpit tat-gang you would get.......

12.

 

 

March 24th, 2012 at 11:39 PM | 12? I think you're (Score:1)
Craze for Maize
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being too generous.

March 24th, 2012 at 7:50 PM | I think ... (Score:1)
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I just spoiled my dinner. Not hungry now. Yeech!

March 25th, 2012 at 1:11 PM | ad (Score:1)
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I wonder how much someone paid for the ITT Technical Institute ad in the middle of that? Is that targeted to me or to people interested in armpit tats? (Not to say that I am against armpit tats.)

March 24th, 2012 at 7:55 PM | Dirty Franks (Score:1)
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Good Beer selection too!

March 24th, 2012 at 9:57 PM | One word - OUCH  (although (Score:1)
Princetonwolverine
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One word - OUCH  (although PEW would work too)

March 24th, 2012 at 9:58 PM | If it was... (Score:2)
VAWolverine
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in her armpit, the stars in the tattoo indicate where Toledo and Columbus are.

Reminds me of a joke that I cannot tell here.

March 24th, 2012 at 10:54 PM | lol (Score:1)
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Wow a tattoo of the worst state ever on her armpit? She sounds like a keeper, lol. Did you offer to buy her a drink? 

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March 25th, 2012 at 12:43 PM | Lumberg (Score:1)
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F'd her

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March 24th, 2012 at 11:04 PM | Ohio, AKA America's Heartland (Score:1)
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Ohio, AKA America's Heartland is more like an arm pit. 

March 25th, 2012 at 2:48 AM | @Lukey6905 - I'm very happily (Score:1)
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@Lukey6905 - I'm very happily spoken for but even if I wasn't - she didn't look like she batted for my team if you take my meaning.  (NTTAWWT)

Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."

March 25th, 2012 at 4:45 AM | Your Armpit University (Score:1)
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Her point is, she wants everyone to see or have the tattoo when they form each of the letters O -H -I -O. All their fans perform the official "Ohio" cheer with their arms above their head. She realizes, forming each of those letters is also a matter of putting one's armpits on display due to knowing there will be sleeveless Ohio fan bubbas whom she feels need to be especially proud of their armpits. Then, after this tawdry display; they shout their name in unison....we know per Brady Hoke their own name for the University is "Ohio". As "Ohio" does "Ohio" is.

Ohio men could also have the tattoo, but this would require them to shave their pits which I doubt they would do; but I stand to be corrected.

March 25th, 2012 at 9:40 AM | ... (Score:2)
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so many words...

For the record, I'm not a eugenicist.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:43 PM | Deeze nutz (Score:1)
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They also wear nuts around their neck, and I am certain tee bag each other in privacy. Who would be proud to wear nuts dangling on their chest?

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March 25th, 2012 at 10:44 AM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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March 25th, 2012 at 11:46 AM | More Words (Score:1)
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Her name is Eliza Doolittle. E. Gordon Gee is the professor who won the bet. But, that is a whole book.

March 25th, 2012 at 2:12 PM | I'm guessing that she (Score:1)
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spends alot of time on her back, arms above her head, and bottoms of her feet pointed at the ceiling (catch my drift?); and this is why she advertises in that manner. No other reason comes to mind. 

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