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March 4th, 2013 at 7:37 PM
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justingoblue
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Meta: Hello: LSAClassOf2000 (MGoPoints prize inside)

Doing my best Ace impression, I'd like to welcome the first commit for the Moderator Class of 2013, long-time user and well known board statistician, LSAClassOf2000. A prolific diarist with seemingly endless uses for tables, graphs and charts of all kinds, LSA comes highly touted by three of the four services, the lone outlier, ESPN, incorrectly projected him to defensive tackle. MGoBoard is believed to be his only offer, although uncommitable offers were reported from select scarlet and grey sites.

In all seriousness, I'm excited to work with LSA and believe MGoBoard picked up a valuable addition. With Trey Burke Trey Burke'ing Sparty last night, it's been a good couple days on the site, and this is an opportunity to share any cool stories about the game, the impending postseason, anything else sports related or just generally anything cool, fun or unique. If MGoPoints are your thing, LSA will be using his newfound functionality to adjust a user's points upward an undetermined amount for an undetermined reason, so get creative if you're interested.

Go Blue!

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March 4th, 2013 at 7:41 PM | If I were an e-chick, I'd (Score:5 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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Joined: 11/13/2009
MGoPoints: 17719

If I were an e-chick, I'd totally blow LSAClassOf2000.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:02 PM | Man, makes you wonder how (Score:5 Normal)
jhender85
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Joined: 10/25/2008
MGoPoints: 1389

Man, makes you wonder how Manti ended up with an internet girlfriend with leukemia when there are many more "e-chicks" with loose morals like yourself out there on the interwebz.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:05 PM | That's kind of what you're (Score:5 Normal)
bdsisme
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Joined: 09/19/2010
MGoPoints: 5480

That's kind of what you're doing.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 8:06 PM | yes i'm replying to myself. (Score:5 Normal)
bdsisme
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MGoPoints: 5480

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 8:07 PM | Then you know I'm telling the (Score:4 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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Joined: 11/13/2009
MGoPoints: 17719

Then you know I'm telling the truth.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:23 PM | Gratuitous use of the Upton to bribe LSA for MGo Points... (Score:5 Normal)
redwhiteandMGOBLUE
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Joined: 07/08/2008
MGoPoints: 1277

Gratuitous use of the Upton to bribe LSA for MGo Points...

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o

March 4th, 2013 at 7:41 PM | Dance for the mods,  (Score:5 Normal)
Butterfield
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Joined: 01/15/2011
MGoPoints: 1948

Dance for the mods,  MGoProletariat.  I'll be watching from my bourgeouis perch. 

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 7:44 PM | OED in hand, (Score:4 Normal)
Crowpuppy
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Joined: 12/01/2009
MGoPoints: 1595

no doubt.

Toodles

March 4th, 2013 at 8:00 PM | For this show I'll probably (Score:2)
Butterfield
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Joined: 01/15/2011
MGoPoints: 1948

For this show I'll probably need to get my hands on a copy of the Urban Dictionary. 

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 7:46 PM | Eh. (Score:2 Normal)
justingoblue
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Joined: 11/16/2010
MGoPoints: 10886

Not so much about anyone dancing as much as trying to get some semi-useful information out in a fun way. Also, it really has been a good couple days here, with MSU going down and M football finding (hopefully) the right coach for their vacancy.

Go Blue!

March 4th, 2013 at 8:21 PM | Oh.  Too bad.  I like (Score:5 Normal)
Butterfield
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Joined: 01/15/2011
MGoPoints: 1948

Oh.  Too bad.  I like watching the proles dance. 

Edit:  It appears I was just credited 100 MGoPoints.  If this is some mod trick to get me to dance, I'm not doing it!

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 7:45 PM | Congrats, LSA (Score:4 Normal)
Six Zero
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Joined: 09/05/2008
MGoPoints: 10153

I hope to remember you just the way you are now. Y'know, just 'gruntled.' Before the MGoInternetz has its way with you, haha



Srsly, congratulations

March 4th, 2013 at 7:47 PM | !!!!!! (Score:2)
acsherman
Joined: 08/24/2011
MGoPoints: 141

Congrats

March 4th, 2013 at 7:50 PM | You don't need a parachute to (Score:4 Normal)
Go.Blue.Hail
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Joined: 11/19/2012
MGoPoints: 455

Congratz LSA!

Always remember, you don't need a parachute to go skydiving, but you need a parachute if you want to go skydiving twice.

March 4th, 2013 at 7:49 PM | eh I heard he didn't have a (Score:5 Normal)
robbyt003
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Joined: 10/25/2010
MGoPoints: 2593

eh I heard he didn't have a commitable offer from elevenwarriors, don't want him.  

“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler

March 4th, 2013 at 7:52 PM | "...generally anything...unique." (Score:4 Normal)
Erik_in_Dayton
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Joined: 12/03/2008
MGoPoints: 6784

First, I welcome LSAClassof2000, whose ability to produce relevant knowledge leads me to believe that he is an android - and I say that affectionately. 

On to the unique...

I once had to have my ulnar nerve un-trapped because it was pinched down by something called the Ligament of Struthers, which it turns out only 1-4% of the population has.  Darwin wrote about it because he thought it showed a common ancester between humans to other animals, specifically marsupials. In other words, my hand was going number because I have a kangaroo ligament in my arm.  Surely this is worth 7.5-11.5 Mgopoints.

 http://www.abdn.ac.uk/zoohons/struthers/ligament1.hti 

 

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra

                         

March 4th, 2013 at 7:52 PM | So, just to make sure I got it right (Score:5 Normal)
Six Zero
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MGoPoints: 10153

You have the ligament. But no pouch. Right?

March 4th, 2013 at 7:53 PM | So you're a kangaroo... (Score:1 Normal)
justingoblue
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Joined: 11/16/2010
MGoPoints: 10886

but it appears you had to spell check "marsupial". Something just doesn't add up here.

Go Blue!

March 4th, 2013 at 7:57 PM | No, it makes sense.  Aussies (Score:4 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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Joined: 11/13/2009
MGoPoints: 17719

No, it makes sense.  Aussies aren't the brightest.

March 4th, 2013 at 7:51 PM | Me want points. Is that (Score:3 Normal)
FreddieMercuryHayes
Joined: 12/29/2010
MGoPoints: 4901

Me want points.



Is that creative enough?

March 4th, 2013 at 9:20 PM | me too (Score:4 Normal)
will
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 373

posbang?   Sorry. I used up most of my creativity back when I got sleep. I got 90 minutes yesterday and missed the second half of the game, and only sort of regret it. Watching BTN replay as we speak.

March 4th, 2013 at 7:55 PM | Possibility of getting more imaginary points?!?! (Score:5 Funny)
jhender85
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Joined: 10/25/2008
MGoPoints: 1389

Well in that case, hey there Mr. New mod...

 

But seriously, congrats and good luck dealing dealing with us and our neverending quest to prove we can't have nice things!

March 4th, 2013 at 7:55 PM | Need a 40 time and need to (Score:5 Normal)
GoBlueInIowa
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Joined: 03/05/2011
MGoPoints: 384

Need a 40 time and need to know how many fakes it is

 

"No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team"

March 4th, 2013 at 8:04 PM | Can't tell you a time... (Score:1 Normal)
justingoblue
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MGoPoints: 10886

but it's 4-4.5 FAKES, easily.

Go Blue!

March 4th, 2013 at 10:42 PM | This assumes LSA can run a 40 (Score:2)
DanGoBlue
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Joined: 06/04/2011
MGoPoints: 195

But based on the prodigious content in LSA's posts I'm thinking not much time spent on the track… congrats LSA. Hope you'll still find time to keep churning out your well considered posts.

A repeat national championship in 2017…what better way to celebrate the bicentennial?

March 4th, 2013 at 7:57 PM | Southeast Michigan (Score:3 Normal)
TrppWlbrnID
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Joined: 10/29/2009
MGoPoints: 7904

Expect your brownout a to be browner from now on.



Congrats LSA2k

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
i wish i would have made my screen name "IT WAS THE CHAIR"
March 4th, 2013 at 7:57 PM | Ya but what about arm length? (Score:3 Normal)
NFG
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MGoPoints: 2161

Ya but what about arm length?

March 4th, 2013 at 8:01 PM | His arm length isn't great (Score:5 Normal)
Brown Bear
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MGoPoints: 2646

His arm length isn't great but his use of his hands to fend off rushing posters and great technique give him a decent shot at starting in a LiveBlog next season.

I poop excellence
March 4th, 2013 at 8:11 PM | So you are saying that his (Score:4 Normal)
GoBlueInIowa
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MGoPoints: 384

So you are saying that his arm length is an area that he needs to work on

 

"No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team"

March 4th, 2013 at 7:57 PM | Exciting! (Score:5 Normal)
bdsisme
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Joined: 09/19/2010
MGoPoints: 5480

Congrats LSA!  I, for one, enjoy your superfluous use of commas, I think.  Just ribbing, ha.  This is for you:

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 7:58 PM | So, what's the upshot on the (Score:4 Normal)
jericho
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Joined: 07/04/2009
MGoPoints: 1283

So, what's the upshot on the rest of the class?

"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."

March 4th, 2013 at 7:59 PM | I like to get my points the (Score:4 Normal)
Brown Bear
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MGoPoints: 2646

I like to get my points the natural way. I don't believe in PED usage.

I poop excellence
March 4th, 2013 at 7:59 PM | Cow Udder Eclairs (Score:4 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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MGoPoints: 17719
Cow Udder Eclairs
 
12 fresh lean cow udders
1 pint of whipping cream
1 cup of brown sugar
1 can artichoke hearts
1 stick butter
1 small filleted smelt
1 container of Nair

Soak the cow udders in Nair to remove the hair. Repeat several times if necessary until all hair is removed. Rinse in warm water. Place a stick of butter into a warm frying pan. Wait until all of the butter has melted, then add the cow udders. Fry them for 15-20 minutes until golden brown. Chop the artichoke hearts and smelt on a cutting board into fine pieces. In a large bowl, add the whipping cream, brown sugar and the chopped artichokes and smelt. With a mixer on low, whip until creamy with a consistency like vanilla pudding. Remove the udders from the pan and make a long slice down the side of each udder. Spread the pudding mixture into each slit. Serve warm or cold and have an "Udderly Wonderful" snack.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:02 PM | That is hilarious and (Score:3 Normal)
bdsisme
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That is hilarious and disgusting.  Unfortunately the formatting signals your copy-pasta without attribution.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 8:04 PM | I was fixing it when you (Score:5 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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Joined: 11/13/2009
MGoPoints: 17719

I was fixing it when you replied, so it's half your fault.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:08 PM | If only we knew a mod who (Score:2)
bdsisme
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MGoPoints: 5480

If only we knew a mod who could help......

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 8:11 PM | I think that's above (Score:3 Normal)
WolvinLA2
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MGoPoints: 17719

I think that's above LSAClassOf2000. 

I will email Brian and ask him if I can be the post-reply-recipe-format-editor.  It's a niche I think we need filled here. 

March 4th, 2013 at 8:06 PM | ever filleted a smelt? (Score:3 Normal)
wigeon
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Joined: 07/05/2008
MGoPoints: 2747

tough recipe, but I'll try it.  

 

Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik

March 4th, 2013 at 8:03 PM | Pay raise? (Score:3 Normal)
bdsisme
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Joined: 09/19/2010
MGoPoints: 5480

I'm sure we can outbid DTE --- prepare for data/charts/cats all over the mgodiaries.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

March 4th, 2013 at 8:01 PM | I want the franchise poster (Score:4 Normal)
willywill9
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Joined: 09/22/2008
MGoPoints: 11256

I want the franchise poster tag so I can stay within the top 15, LSA!!!!

Touchdown Michigan!

March 4th, 2013 at 8:02 PM | 2 star (Score:5 Normal)
Hardware Sushi
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Joined: 03/08/2010
MGoPoints: 3495

2-star boom or bust prospect IYAM

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:11 PM | Should we be concerned for (Score:3 Normal)
Butterfield
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MGoPoints: 1948

Should we be concerned for David Stern's health?  I've seen death, and it looks better than he does in your gif. 

The swag is back. 

March 4th, 2013 at 8:16 PM | Death? (Score:5 Normal)
angry byrne
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Joined: 03/30/2011
MGoPoints: 259

I was thinking more along the lines of

March 4th, 2013 at 8:22 PM | Stern looks bad (Score:3 Normal)
Don
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MGoPoints: 19222

But nobody in the history of television looked more unhealthy than Beano Cook before he passed.


March 4th, 2013 at 9:13 PM | Al Davis disagrees (Score:5 Normal)
Ball Hawk
Joined: 11/28/2011
MGoPoints: 724

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:08 PM | Do we all have to post with (Score:5 Normal)
trueblueintexas
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Joined: 11/10/2008
MGoPoints: 1264

Do we all have to post with "My little pony jabronies" now?

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

March 4th, 2013 at 8:11 PM | MORE INFORMATIVE HEADLINES (Score:3 Normal)
Seth
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Joined: 10/14/2008
MGoPoints: 48336

MORE INFORMATIVE HEADLINES PLEASE!!!!

 

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

March 4th, 2013 at 8:13 PM | I was trying to figure out a way to use the OT tag... (Score:1 Normal)
justingoblue
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Joined: 11/16/2010
MGoPoints: 10886

but it just didn't work out.

Go Blue!

March 4th, 2013 at 8:13 PM | All the points (Score:2)
토린
Joined: 04/07/2009
MGoPoints: 13897

Who is FairleyStUHpid?

http://mgoblog.com/userpoints

March 4th, 2013 at 8:14 PM | It appears our security has (Score:2)
Brown Bear
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Joined: 01/10/2011
MGoPoints: 2646

It appears our security has been compromised. Timing seems suspicious. We've been infiltrated!!!

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