so much for that
Semi-OT: Other Jerel Worthy Tattoos
Hey, check out my favorite "other" Jerel Worthy tattos, and Jerel's thoughts regarding each of them:
11. Sparty peeing on a helmet marked "P" (Jerel says: "A lot of people think the 'P' is for Purdue but it's all about the land-grant rivalry, baby.")
10. Epaminodas leading the Spartans to victory over Thebes at the Battle of Leuctra in 371 B.C. (Jerel says: "Everyone was telling me to get Lysander but I wanted something different.")
9. A picture of a scoreboard reading "MSU 75, IU 64" and showing 0:00 on the clock. (Jerel says: "That was the 1979 championship. Magic versus Bird. I doesn't get any better than that.")
8. A drawing of a city with the words "Ann Arbor" inside it, with an outline of a cloud above the city, and inside the cloud a drawing of a mushroom. (Jerel says: "You see what I did there?")
7. Flint. (Jerel says: "I loved watching Mateen and those guys back when I was coming up in Ohio.")
6. The Saskrit symbol for luck. (Jerel says: "Some bedsheet-wearing dude recommended it to me and I thought it looked cool, so...")
5. An uninterrupted urine stream that circles his right arm three times. (Jerel says: "I like the barbed-wire thing, but gotta keep it fresh.")
4. "MSU Juniors Rule!" (Jerel says: "I got that one last year. Guy at the parlor was like, 'you sure you don't want Class of '12?' but I told him 'hells no.'")
3. An inmate peeing on a prison guard. (Jerel says: "That's a shout-out to all my teammates in Ionia Correctional. Go Green yo.")
2. A "swordfight" between Tom Izzo and Mark Dantonio. (Jerel says: "I know Izzo would win. But Dantonio would get some good shots in first.")
1. A "How Many Things Can You Find Wrong With This Picture" puzzle from Games magazine (Jerel says: "I wear number 99 so...")

"They will meet a dastardly fate here for that! There isn't a Michigan Man who wouldn't like go out and scalp those Buckeyes right now."
This has got to be the best one, so appropriate.
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Bird did not play for IU...it was ISU.
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Ionia: If you seek a pleasant prison...look about you.
Serisoulsy, you would think when you move to a city that has 5 or more prisons, the city could provide you with some type of informational booklet letting you know what the different sirens mean when they're going off.
"One long wail followed by three short wails mean an extra dangerous criminal has escaped."

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
Did he pay for that tat? Twin scandals would be a lot of fun.
You Forgot the "OSU/MSU/WISC Big ten Champs" Tattoo. Because he would do that.
"Only fat people wear hawaiian shirts in Tennessee" -co worker
Haha I definitely read number 5 as an "Uninterpretted urine stream..." That would make it even weirder.
#10 is rather amusing. Epaminondas was a Theban general, not a Spartan, and the Spartans lost the Battle of Leuctra.
...think a Michigan State grad would bother to check those facts?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name

The ladies will love it...
I'm known to many as the songbird of my generation.
lolz
Let's not forget, we are talking about MSU... Hopefully he didn't trade in his BG10 ring for that...
Terrible.


That's a winner.
Toodles