Lets Get Conner Stalions Pardoned!
Saw this posted on Reddit . We vote for the Turkey to be named Connor Stalions .
https://wwmt.com/news/local/gov-whitmer-announces-contest-to-name-turkey-to-be-pardoned-11-06-2023
I think this is a funny way to hit back at the U of M detractors a little bit
November 7th, 2023 at 11:26 AM ^
I'm good.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:27 AM ^
Why? His stupidity caused this mess.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:28 AM ^
Yeah, I had a few more choice words than that in mind, but that succinctly describes my thoughts...
November 7th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
I'm not OP (and I think this idea is kind of silly), but I do think something like this is a good example how seriously the sanctimonious caterwauling of our opponents should be taken by us fans. Everyone is entitled to their feelings, but if your feelings are bullshit maybe they should be mocked a little.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
Because it would be funny and annoy Sparty.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:29 AM ^
If only we could get the turkey named Pete Thamel and have the governor decide not to go through with the pardon after all...
November 7th, 2023 at 11:42 AM ^
NOW we're talking.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:14 PM ^
Off with his freaking head.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:30 AM ^
Turkey has to be Cryin' Ryan Day
November 7th, 2023 at 11:33 AM ^
That's one tough turkey.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:36 AM ^
I don't want a turkey named Cryin' Dyejob to be pardoned. I want to roast it and eat it.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:41 AM ^
Pardoned on Thanksgiving. Slaughtered on November 25.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
Well, guess gotta start sometime...commence stupidity.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
You do know that Whitmer is an MSU alum, right? No way she allows "Connor Stallions" to be pardoned.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:39 AM ^
Cannot confirm if she graduated. Sources can confirm a lot of time at the Landshark though.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:42 AM ^
Yep. Probably of that happening is .6
November 7th, 2023 at 11:36 AM ^
If the NCAA ever admits that what he did wasn't actually outside the rules, we should absolutely hire him back. Dude was dedicated to his job in a way few people are. So what if he's a little crazy?
November 7th, 2023 at 11:38 AM ^
Yea, fuck that. I don't want this idiot within 500 miles of Ann Arbor ever again.
November 7th, 2023 at 1:10 PM ^
Put me down as a firm, "fuck that" also. He was wrong, he knew it and he risked the entire program for his own psychopathic reasons. If we brought him back we would be encouraging more psychopathic behavior. On a side note, are we positive that CS isn't WD? WD was CS? Finkel was Einhorn.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:45 AM ^
Absolutely! If Jim Harbaugh hadn't finished 3rd in the Heisman voting, spent 14 years in the NFL, then coached a team to the Super Bowl before coming back to Michigan and going on one of the best win streaks in modern Michigan football history, but was instead a low-level assistant, we'd be calling him the next Connor Stalions.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:58 PM ^
Insiders indicate that Warde is unlikely to hire Stallions back even if he is cleared. Something about a Dyson Vacuum Warde got on Amazon that works like crap.....
November 7th, 2023 at 1:50 PM ^
Scott 50
HA HA HA! (I hate lol).
November 7th, 2023 at 11:41 AM ^
We are all so desperate for vindication. I feel you bro, I feel you
November 7th, 2023 at 11:43 AM ^
I swear to the board here and now that if Connor changes his 1st and middle names to Italian Thee I will change my full name to Thamel Thee Dickhole.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:44 AM ^
This dude is not a hero, he's the reason we are in this mess.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:44 AM ^
This dude is not a hero, he's the reason we are in this mess.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:49 AM ^
Dude was stupid enough to put "I'm a spy who steals signs" on his LinkedIn profile and bought a bunch of tickets in his own name. I prefer not to pardon those guys.
November 7th, 2023 at 11:58 AM ^
lets not make ourselves look worse than we already do for having hired him in the first place
November 7th, 2023 at 12:13 PM ^
My namesake knows a thing or two about pardons. I think we should let the process play out here first.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^
Fuck Connor Stalions
November 7th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^
Hell no. We’re in this ridiculous mess because he thought he was some sort of master military strategist running a special op.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:22 PM ^
Probably not a good idea... I wouldn't be surprised if msu fans write his name in though.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:31 PM ^
Talk to us after he cooperates with the NCAA investigation stating that he paid for his crap all by himself and did not inform anyone in the program what he was doing.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:31 PM ^
see, i was all set to complain about the loonies (and most of the comments to this post bear that out)...but this actually made me smile. i appreciate having a little bit of levity around here.
November 7th, 2023 at 12:37 PM ^
When it asked if I wanted to submit another turkey's name, I considered it (Ryan Day?). But my list was long. . .
November 7th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
Fuck Stalions
November 7th, 2023 at 1:27 PM ^
How bout no
November 7th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
Nah, fuck that guy.
November 8th, 2023 at 2:43 PM ^
NO....