December 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^
First bite: 4th degree burn
Second bite: 3rd degree burn
Third bite: 2nd degree burn
Fourth bite: 1st degree burn
December 13th, 2013 at 1:39 PM ^
Nope.
First bite:Hot Lava.
Second Bite: Polar Ice Cap
Third Bite: Hot Lava.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:14 PM ^
Sums up hot pockets!
December 13th, 2013 at 5:09 PM ^
They burn you on purpose so that you can't taste them.
December 13th, 2013 at 10:07 PM ^
hmmm I am struggling to embed this link... i can get it to show up but it wont pull it from the site.
This is all i think of when i see or hear hot pockets!!!
December 13th, 2013 at 2:21 PM ^
Funny cause its true
December 13th, 2013 at 4:34 PM ^
First bite - The top of my mouth would burn so bad skin would just peal off... from the hot lava.
Second bite - would freeze the burned spot.
Third bite - just when you think it is numb from the nerve receptors being destroyed from the first bite and the ice from the second... you burn your damn mouth again in a different spot.
Needless to say... I no longer eat Hot Pockets.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:05 PM ^
This should be renamed "Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg and Hot Pocket Posbang Thread"
Edit: Perfect. Now its only a matter of time before we have a "Posbang Aprecciation Thread Posbang" and then this site will collapse in on itself in a digital black hole.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:33 PM ^
I tried. I made a "Posbang Thread Appreciation Posbang Thread"
It lasted less than a minute and got deleted :(
It was probably for the best though.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:44 PM ^
The newest one wouldn't be up if it hadn't been a bit of an MGoStory earlier. That and I would feel bad deleting a thread about someone getting promising cancer results.
December 13th, 2013 at 5:07 PM ^
Totally understandable.
As I was submitting it I was like ehhhhhhhh this probably won't stick, but I felt it was worth the try anyway.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:16 PM ^
SNOOOP DOGGG
December 13th, 2013 at 12:55 PM ^
I have the weirdest erection right now
December 13th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^
It's perfectly normal.....I hope.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:42 PM ^
meaning to the words "Hot Pocket"
December 13th, 2013 at 3:19 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM ^
Has more effort/money been put into selling a lump of crap ever?
And this is coming from someone who has (unfortunately) eaten a ton of hot pockets.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:04 PM ^
1) Open Hot Pocket
2) Place in Toilet
3) ???????
4) Profit
December 13th, 2013 at 3:56 PM ^
Did you know they make a lean pocket? For people that are watching their weight but still want diarrhea...
December 14th, 2013 at 12:14 AM ^
Now with higher quality ingredients???
December 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM ^
That hot pocket looks pretty good, but it ain't no Southwest Patty Melt, that's for sure...
December 13th, 2013 at 1:02 PM ^
That...that was magical.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM ^
So this is a Kate Upton thread? OK.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:16 PM ^
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December 13th, 2013 at 1:27 PM ^
outsanding.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:58 PM ^
This is just mesmarizing.....I may have spelled that wrong...my attention isn't toally on the keyborad....
December 13th, 2013 at 1:04 PM ^
baking too long!"
It terrifies me that I love this.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:06 PM ^
"Now you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner. Dead Pocket."
December 13th, 2013 at 2:08 PM ^
Giselle probably doesn't.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:43 PM ^
.sorry
December 13th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^
I just realized why her last name is UPton.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^
My take away from this commercial is that Hot Pockets cause fever dreams if you eat them right before falling asleep. Is that what they were going for?
December 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM ^
Another Posbang? Count me in!
December 13th, 2013 at 1:22 PM ^
Is this to imply that Kate Upton HAS a "Hot Pocket" or that she IS a "Hot Pocket"?
I'll just agree to both to cover bases. There's something strangely symbiotic about a Hot little Pocket like Kate Upton, whose "Pocket" is no doubt untouchably HOT, eating a Hot Pocket.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM ^
This is deep... in a dirty old man kind of way.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM ^
Snoop Dogg smoked too much weed before agreeing to film this. Which is why it's amazing.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:11 PM ^
Smoking too much weed is Snoop's entire life
December 13th, 2013 at 3:21 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 7:07 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 5:55 PM ^
yep. Pretty sure he got baked himself on some of those herbs.
December 13th, 2013 at 7:05 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM ^
What the hell did I just watch?
And why am I considering eating the freezer burnt hot pocket that's been in my freezer for at least 2 years?
December 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM ^
Kate Upton:
December 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM ^
I hate to be that guy, but that's not Kate Upton, that's Gisele.