What was the original title?
"LAQUON TREADWELL COMMITS!!!"
"Laquon Treadwell Commits"
EDIT: Just in case you could read the above post
"Laquon Treadwell comits!!!"
EDIT: Just in case you couldn't read the 2 above mine. shit.
Excitement to disappointment can only be compared to Fitz's reversed touchdown against Ohio. One minute singing Journey celebrating a 10 point lead....next minute praying as Gibbons lining up for a 40+ yd FG to only lead by 6. Hopefully the result will be the same.
so yeah it made me chuckle, but the funniest thing is your MGoPoint total. Need commas in there just to be able to read it.
Approaching negative 1 billion. I mean, I'm not even upset... I'm impressed!
Mad. RIght. You would think since I live my life entirely through movie quotes, I could at least get them right.
Use scientific notation instead.
Went from happy to sad in denard speed! thanks, I was having a great day. Dick!!!!!!!!! Another reason why most people should think before they post. just bad. not funny!
I WANT TO SEE THE MOST
NEGS
EVER.
HAVE NO MERCY MGOBLOGGERS.
HAVE...
NO...
MERCY.
(IN ALL CAPS FOR EXTRA SERIOUSNESS)
-50 in 15 minutes. That's a pace of 200 per hour.
"The path of the righteous [MGoBlogger] is beset on all sides by the inequities of the [Annoying] and the tyranny of [Ohio State Fans]. Blessed is he who, in the name of [informing] and [Posbanging], shepherds the [Michigan fans] through the valley of the [Offseason]. For he is truly his [MGoUsers] keeper and the finder of lost [Posters]. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious [Neg-Bang] those who attempt to poison and [lie to] my [MGoBrothers]. And you will know I am the [The Will of the MGoMasses] when I lay my [Neg-bang] upon you."
BiSB: What does Brian Cook look like?
umfan323: What?
BiSB: What college do you root for?
umfan323: What? What? Wh - ?
BiSB: "What" ain't no co I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
umfan323: What?
BiSB: English, cooler-pooper, do you speak it?
umfan323: Yes! Yes!
BiSB: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
umfan323: Yes!
BiSB: Describe what Brian Cook looks like!
umfan323: What?
BiSB: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you cooler-pooper, say what one more Goddamn time!
"Bad Mother Negger" on it?
Assuming it was Laquon Treadwell committed... followed by: jokes, jokes, everybody loves jokes.
While this guy clearly deserves his long sentence in Bolivia, I have to admit I laughed(though I didn't see the thread until after the title had been changed.
Same. People take recruiting to much to the brain in July.
Although I knew before I clicked that no good would come from the results....curiosity got the better of me!
...upvotes/downvotes on threads and diaries need to count. It's great that a mod nailed him, but it would be better if the penalty came from the MGoBlogerati.
I'm here for the neg bang.
But not many people can understand their humor, because not many people speak Bolivian.
Not be a dick but...
Bolivian isn't a real language.
Not to be a dick but...
They didn't really send that guy to Bolivia.
While I still do hate you, that was a pretty good prank. I had my phone out ready to send a mass text to my friends., until I opened it up.
This isn't 2003. Geico jokes aren't funny.
Please stop sullying my good name.
Sincerely,
The Year 2003
Pshh, Laquon doesn't even own a car.
Worst part is this prompted me to check his Twitter, and Treadwell seems to be having trouble finding his ticket to Gridiron King. What if that means he doesn't spend the weekend with Shane, and therefore loses interest in Michigan??????
/s
Then he can come to the BBQ... and.... wait for it.... COMMIT!
I get jokes. And this one was pretty funny.
This is sad. Even though his points are negative, the figure appears much more impressive than my puny 1,600 or so MGoPoints
I'm sure you could remedy that:
Title: Coach Hoke abruptly retires...
Thread: Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite _______. FIll in the blank with your choice of object. Tie, pair of pants, etc. are all viable options.
Give it a try, I'm sure your point total will implode.
Done and done.
I laughed.
Come on people, it was funny. Don't be so serious.
Yeah, it was hilarious.....when people did it with Stefon Diggs, and E.J. Levenberry, and four or five times before that.....
If this kind of thing is your bag, you might try a career in stand-up.....I hear the crowd goes nuts when you tell them you just flew in from Chicago and boy are your arms tired.
Take my wife ... please.
I take my wife everywhere but she always finds her way home.
I love this crowd. Try the veal.
I'm a union delegate.
If this happened with other recruits I must've missed it somehow, first time I've seen a post like this.
Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite double finger point.
Hilarious. And original. And clever