Sparty Haikus

Submitted by 909Dewey on October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM

My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon.  Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car.  To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:

Last year staee coaches

Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod

Hoke understands now


My hot ex girlfriend

Went to this shitty ag school

Who is Thom Gholsthon?


Bonus World Series haiku:

Outside in the dirt

Yankee batters swing away

Ilitch deserves this 



October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM ^

As our Little Bro

Knocks the wind out of his head

We will take the win



October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM ^

Forty Miles Away

When the sun goes down that night

Couches will tremble


Three hundred Spartans

One for ev'ry rushing yard

That Denard will gain


October 19th, 2012 at 2:25 PM ^

Paul Bunyan stirring

Yearning for his return home

He shall be welcomed


Spartans march southward

Looking to salvage a year

Turn them away, shamed