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06/08/2016 - 4:54pm I'm also enjoying

GTL Qaeda

02/03/2016 - 5:46pm WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD CIRCLE JERK

10/31/2015 - 10:39am apparently we're just

apparently we're just annoying you

sorry bout it

not rly

 

10/31/2015 - 10:37am no matter how much they neg you

I'll still love you. #MARRIAGE

05/13/2015 - 3:52pm It's College and Oleander you

It's College and Oleander you can't do anything right love you

12/24/2014 - 9:13am Lloyd has no time to date me,

Lloyd has no time to date me, what with his appearing perfunctorily during conference calls and what not.

12/24/2014 - 8:22am Mmmm I think I'll enjoy

Mmmm I think I'll enjoy Christmas with my boyfriend and not count the holiday as "two days down in the coaching search."

can we not

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

12/19/2014 - 9:47am Yes, if we've learned nothing

Yes, if we've learned nothing else from this coaching search, it's that MGoUsers are patient. Wine for everyone!

12/19/2014 - 7:17am (No subject)

headfuckingdeskmakeitstop

12/18/2014 - 6:22pm WE CAN ONLY HOPE BECAUSE WHO

WE CAN ONLY HOPE BECAUSE WHO WOULD SAY NO TO BUB

 

"YES BUB I WILL LIVE IN THIS CARDBOARD BOX YOU ARE RIGHT IT DOES HAVE GREAT CURB APPEAL"

 

 

12/18/2014 - 5:15pm BUB KNOWS.

BUB KNOWS.

12/18/2014 - 12:54pm Can we not? The prom king

Can we not? The prom king with either dance with us, or he won't, but in the meantime let's not leave Internet evidence of how desperate we are over here on the wall. K thanks.

12/17/2014 - 6:25pm REBUFFED, YOU SAY?
 

REBUFFED, YOU SAY?

 

12/10/2014 - 11:16am Uh, or men in college could

Uh, or men in college could just have girlfriends and not physically assault them. That would be easier for everyone, too.

12/09/2014 - 9:12am WELL THIS THREAD IS A

WELL THIS THREAD IS A DISAPPOINTMENT. SOMEBODY ELSE MS PAINT HIM.

12/08/2014 - 11:20am (No subject)

12/04/2014 - 4:44pm um

those are my cats please don't hurt them SOPHIE IS VERY NICE

12/02/2014 - 10:29am Ugh, mgoblog. You are

Ugh, mgoblog. You are occasionally just the very worst. Can we really not get through a "thanks and happy trails" post without the in-fighting?

Personally, I think the fan base is much less fractured now than it was four years ago, and for that alone I thank Coach Hoke (even if you're just united in hating him, I guess, though I'm not among that crowd). I hope he'll find a job that's a better fit for him.

11/11/2014 - 7:47am Michigan 42, Maryland 13.

Michigan 42, Maryland 13. THAT'S RIGHT GUYS OPTIMISM!

 

I do love that turtle tho.

11/06/2014 - 9:25am Three words:

Britney. Spears. Microphone.

11/04/2014 - 2:43pm Somebody post the plane gif,

Somebody post the plane gif, I came here solely to see it!!!

11/03/2014 - 10:15am *Right-click save*

*Right-click save*

11/03/2014 - 7:23am I hope it is not the Saddest

I hope it is not the Saddest Birthday Ever, as my first reaction was "Aw....Hoke."

10/31/2014 - 7:23pm Shoo. Run along now.

Shoo. Run along now.

10/31/2014 - 11:54am I would LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeff

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeff Long. As long as he promises to never bring Bert Bielema back north of the Mason-Dixon.

10/31/2014 - 11:18am "resigning"

he forgot the quotes but I FORGIVE HIM

10/31/2014 - 11:17am AHHHHHHHHHH

10/29/2014 - 12:16pm I DON'T GET IT. I AM ZERO

I DON'T GET IT. I AM ZERO PERCENT AWARE.

 

Edited to add: omg I get it and am now aware

10/29/2014 - 12:15pm social media "selfie"

"Michigan - we're hip to the lingo!"

10/28/2014 - 6:33pm The Dark Princelini. O HAI.

The Dark Princelini. O HAI.

10/28/2014 - 6:23pm if I watch this out of the

if I watch this out of the corner of my eye it looks like Bo Pelini, which makes it 87 times better.

10/28/2014 - 6:09pm BUT IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING

BUT IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY CLICKED THE LINK, ADMIT IT

10/28/2014 - 1:57pm It'd have to go viral, and I

It'd have to go viral, and I think since it was mentioned on several other news outlets prior to this development, that may not happen. That said, I'm sure Schlissel is aware of it, and I agree that Brandon was probably already a dead man walking. My hope is that if he somehow was hanging on by a thread, this is what snaps it.

10/25/2014 - 9:34am Sincere sympathy. Thank you

Sincere sympathy. Thank you for telling us about him.

10/24/2014 - 10:45am Ugh at this whole thread.

Ugh at this whole thread. Grow up.

10/23/2014 - 1:38pm If you were wondering, why yes.

It's a real pleasure to be a female on mgoblog, gents.

10/22/2014 - 1:53pm Nothing reminds me to perform

Nothing reminds me to perform a self breast-exam like pink accents on a defensive tackle's socks.

10/19/2014 - 9:30pm The coolest of stories, bro.

The coolest of stories, bro.

10/15/2014 - 4:59pm I would prefer no Todd Graham

I would prefer no Todd Graham on account of the Britney Spears microphone.

 

Yep.

10/09/2014 - 10:46am Just a bunch of white

Just a bunch of white guys.

 

Too soon?

10/09/2014 - 10:06am "I could get everything on

"I could get everything on the Tim Horton's menu. TWICE."

 

10/08/2014 - 11:59am you're burning my brain

you're burning my brain

10/08/2014 - 11:57am Can we just not

Can we just not

 

Here's a kitten

10/06/2014 - 1:05pm That and

nobody in the Big Ten wears pleated khakis and a hoodie like Pelini. I'm sayin'.

10/06/2014 - 10:03am I WANT R2D2.

I WANT R2D2. A MICHIGANDROID.

10/06/2014 - 9:45am He's got the added bonus

of resembling that stone-cold fox Bo Pelini, so I'm in.

10/03/2014 - 8:50pm never too soon

for a Herbie joke

09/28/2014 - 9:25pm Oh come on

The part reminding you that they don't talk about injuries came straight from Hoke!

 

/s

09/25/2014 - 10:17am Eh.

I don't necessarily think it matters who they start. If Morris gets the nod, it doesn't mean he'll stay as QB the entire game; same with Gardner, as we saw last week. Neither option particularly thrills me at this point, though I do feel bad for Devin. Probably time to resurrect the "poor damn devin gardner" tag.

09/22/2014 - 10:30am They both

make me want to insert an IV of vodka. Happy Monday to everyone!