OT: Favorite Movie Quotes

I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there, mmmm kay?

Kevin Spacey delivering these lines in the (oft-neglected) Christmas movie, The Ref, is one of my favorite moments in cinematic history:

"You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

 

Of course...the entire film The Big Lebowski could suffice as my response to this thread, too.

What the fuck is the internet? is the Best movie quote of all time. In fact this is one of the best scenes in any movie ever.

Mr French - what are you drinkin Billy - ...cranberry juice. Mr French - what is it, your period?

Plastics.

"Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies.

Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over.

And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

 

sucked 37 dicks

 

In a row?

Carl Weathers, in Action Jackson, just before he's about to torch a restaurant with a flamethrower:

"Barbecue, eh? How do you like your ribs?"

So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Braveheart

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

Aim small miss small

fight, and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least for a while and dying in your beds many years from now, would be willing to trade all of the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back her and tell our enemies that they take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM !

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

“Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion”

Our Lady of the Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

"What are you doing? you promised me breakfast" "Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the scope for Christ's sake. It's only the second and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go Rene, but Hartford, the whale, they beat Vancouver once, maybe twice, in a lifetime"

I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast. Used to hang out at this place called the Mugumba Bar. Seediest dive on the wharf. Filled with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It was worse than Detroit.

Reporter: "How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in America?" RW (staring directly at the camera): "In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear it as a badge of fucking honor!"

Another favorite comes from Lt. Frank Drebin: "I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murders. It was like being in the stands at a Los Angeles Raiders game!"

"Elaine!!!!"

"One word: plastics."

"Would you like me to seduce you?"

"You aren't one of those 'outside agitators,' are you?"

"Wood or wire?"

dorothy mantooth is a saint!

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Mclovin!? What are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Okay not my favorite, but most of mine were spoken for. And this is the first one that pops in my head

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If I don't come back, tell my mother I love her. Lewellen, your mother is dead. Then I'll tell her myself. That's the best deal you're going to get. Friendo.

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."

Surely you can't be serious! I am serious, and don't call me shirley

At age 11 I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies and I was grounded. 

King if New York:
"I never killed a man who didn't deserve it."