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01/07/2019 - 10:37pm Either of these teams would…

Either of these teams would kick our dicks in

01/06/2019 - 7:29pm Thanks for this article, not…

Thanks for this article, not Alex Malzone

12/29/2018 - 12:12am Part of being a captain…

Part of being a captain should be you are obligated to finishing your season with your team.

12/29/2018 - 12:09am Thanks for capitalizing on…

Thanks for capitalizing on the opportunity to shit on O’Korn. Anytime that’s a possibly, do it.

12/29/2018 - 12:09am Thanks for capitalizing on…

Thanks for capitalizing on the opportunity to shit on O’Korn. Anytime that’s a possibly, do it.

12/29/2018 - 12:09am Thanks for capitalizing on…

Thanks for capitalizing on the opportunity to shit on O’Korn. Anytime that’s a possibly, do it.

12/12/2018 - 12:54pm Elite is not giving up 62…

Elite is not giving up 62 points in the worst loss in the history of The Game.

12/08/2018 - 4:37am Sometimes I just cheer for…

Sometimes I just cheer for Zavier when I’m not watching a game, just to encourage him. Last night I started clapping and cheering while buying produce at Whole Foods. The weekend before it was when the priest at a baptism reminded me of Zavier burying a wide open shot. Sometimes I cheer in my kitchen while cooking or in the middle of a conference call. You’re right OP, we should always be encouraging, public correctness or mindfulness be damned! Tomorrow I’m going to be clapping and cheering for him for 3 hours before the game at my local coffee shop.

12/07/2018 - 9:06pm This is one of the silliest…

This is one of the silliest threads of the year. WINNING sells recruits. Seeing three stars become first rounders sells recruits. One highly-ranked player 10 games into a season helps, but c’mon.

12/04/2018 - 3:35am 10 team league. I made zero…

10 team league. I made zero trades. All drafted or FA pickups. Two losses by a combined 7 points. Starting lineup

Mahomes, Barkley, McCaffery, Lindsey, Thielen, Hilton, Kittle, Rams/Ravens D

12/01/2018 - 10:52pm More and more I don’t…

More and more I don’t understand Don Brown. You’re fucking telling me that Northwestern can hold these guys to 24 and sack them 3 times? Our coaching staff is too stubborn to ever win the big ones.

11/29/2018 - 4:31pm If this is the case then I…

If this is the case then I think John O’Korn owes boosters money.

11/26/2018 - 2:54pm Peppers was a Heisman…

Peppers was a Heisman finalist. Gary was never once the most productive starting DE on his own team. I don’t care what anyone says, his productivity to ranking says more bust than boom. He was too stubborn to move inside and he was coddled and was given his way to play outside. He was out of position often, constantly ran too see around the edge and never owned games. You want a true end? Myles Garrett at A&M was on another planet compared to Rashan.

11/26/2018 - 2:49pm I come to this blog 6+ times…

I come to this blog 6+ times a day and this is the first time I’m hearing this name. Can’t miss what you never knew you had.

11/26/2018 - 2:38pm Seems like a great young man…

Seems like a great young man and wish him nothing but the best.

That being said he was remarkably overhyped and stubbornly out of position. Had he played 3T he might have been the best to ever do it. It’s crazy to think he was never once the most productive lineman on his own team.

11/25/2018 - 3:03pm Would people just shut the…

Would people just shut the fuck up about Jedd Fisch?

11/24/2018 - 6:40pm Here’s the game plan to…

Here’s the game plan to beating Michigan’s defense, with 100% accuracy.

1) double team the ends and make the DT’s play one on one. Our defensive tackles are people shaped bags of wet dogshit masquerading as football players. I never want to hear Dwumfour hype ever again.

2) because the line can’t generate pressure we will bring LB’s on blitzes and leave our shittiest LB back, ie Devin Gil. 

3) either throw to the departed LB space or just target our weakest DB on an island

over. And over. And over again.

11/24/2018 - 6:08pm Bleach 

Bleach 

11/19/2018 - 7:15pm I’m not your mate, buddy.

I’m not your mate, buddy.

11/17/2018 - 10:49pm Anyone who gets excited for…

Anyone who gets excited for a share of a title is a pussyfart

11/17/2018 - 9:08pm You should go get a CT scan…

You should go get a CT scan for asking these questions and not just Googling them yourself.

11/17/2018 - 9:05pm What if we just hold off…

What if we just hold off with guys like this until after all the five stars decide?

11/12/2018 - 9:03am Zero. Point. Zero.

Zero. Point. Zero.

11/06/2018 - 6:32pm Will still probably go down…

Will still probably go down as the most confounding recruit of the Harbaugh era.

11/05/2018 - 10:28pm I’ve gone nearly 20 years…

I’ve gone nearly 20 years without thinking about Faces of Death and boy did that trigger some troubling memories.

11/02/2018 - 10:06pm If you look at production…

If you look at production versus ranking, would he be the most over-rated recruit we’ve had? Don’t get me wrong, I love Rashan. But Chase crushes his numbers in almost every category. I thought Gary would have decimated Woodley’s numbers by now but it’s not even close.

He should absolutely come back.

10/31/2018 - 11:55pm Hands down my favorite…

Hands down my favorite college football pundit. Always has a tremendous take, knows stats and is just a gifted speaker.

10/31/2018 - 10:01pm 34, Male

I was married to…

34, Male

I was married to Michigan football for 20+ years before I met my wife, so it was part of what she was buying.

She watches, she doesn’t care. She laughs at me for how much I’m on this blog. I don’t care. I send her to yoga and brunch and I watch with my 3 month old and a cooler full of beer every Saturday and I’ll be damned if I miss a game. EVER.

10/29/2018 - 5:25am GTFOWTS.

GTFOWTS.

10/27/2018 - 1:56pm Looks like Winovich bought…

Looks like Winovich bought one! Posted it on his IG stories today

10/24/2018 - 1:42pm Can we treat O’Korn’s name…

Can we treat O’Korn’s name like Voldemort or Beetlejuice and just not say it? Ever?

10/22/2018 - 12:00am He’s got the YIPS

He’s got the YIPS

10/20/2018 - 2:41pm Nordin is trash

Nordin is trash

10/18/2018 - 11:34pm BUT WHAT ABOUT JAMES HUDSON…

BUT WHAT ABOUT JAMES HUDSON AND JALEN MAYFIELD!! 

You know who you are...

10/17/2018 - 9:13pm Neg me all you want, but if…

Neg me all you want, but if Rashan never plays another snap for us he will be the most overrated recruit we’ve ever had. 

10/16/2018 - 5:55pm Much like Cardale, he wasn’t…

Much like Cardale, he wasn’t there to play school.

10/16/2018 - 12:37am I’m not sure it was for…

I’m not sure it was for dancing in the end zone but rather when Uche was double cannon firing Roman candles from his hands while two topless girls sat on his shoulders and bush was waving a severed deer head and playing Anthrax on a boombox. 

Or maybe it was taking their helmets off. Who knows?

10/14/2018 - 5:33am I hope the same people here…

I hope the same people here saying we are legit are not the same assholes who were calling for heads after the ND game...

10/13/2018 - 11:14pm Lots and lots of things good…

Lots and lots of things good but my word did our receivers run some bad routes tonight.

10/13/2018 - 8:25pm I cannot wait until Kinnel…

I cannot wait until Kinnel graduates.

10/06/2018 - 11:09pm They watching Cake Farts?

They watching Cake Farts?

10/06/2018 - 5:09pm Good, now we can move Rashan…

Good, now we can move Rashan to 3 Tech where he belongs 

10/05/2018 - 10:43pm Marcus Ray is a fat asshole…

Marcus Ray is a fat asshole has-been. I’ve been a Michigan fan for 25+ years and I would never name him in my top 50 players. The guy needs to GTFO with his opinions. Toss him and Braylon out for good.

10/04/2018 - 1:10pm The difference between Ed…

The difference between Ed Warinner and Darrell Funk is the difference between Nobu and airport sushi.

09/28/2018 - 11:55am Tesla = DeLorean

Tesla = DeLorean

09/20/2018 - 10:38pm He’ll never play another…

He’ll never play another snap of college football.

He’s THAT talented so anyone writing it off can shut it.

They will insert another highly-ranked end but the fall off will be steep. You can’t match his production.

09/19/2018 - 6:15pm I think that’s the fastest…

I think that’s the fastest high school player I’ve ever seen on film. That honestly looks like a Corvette driving around a bunch of Civics

09/15/2018 - 10:03pm A fun, lighthearted game…

A fun, lighthearted take Magnus, per usual. 

09/13/2018 - 10:46pm The best is the big 8 person…

The best is the big 8 person lazy Susan tables, and spinning copious amounts of duck parts around. It’s one of the most slept on awesome restaurants in the entire city.

09/13/2018 - 6:20pm If you haven’t been to Sun…

If you haven’t been to Sun Wah then you haven’t eaten in that area.