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09/20/2018 - 10:38pm He’ll never play another…

He’ll never play another snap of college football.

He’s THAT talented so anyone writing it off can shut it.

They will insert another highly-ranked end but the fall off will be steep. You can’t match his production.

09/19/2018 - 6:15pm I think that’s the fastest…

I think that’s the fastest high school player I’ve ever seen on film. That honestly looks like a Corvette driving around a bunch of Civics

09/15/2018 - 10:03pm A fun, lighthearted game…

A fun, lighthearted take Magnus, per usual. 

09/13/2018 - 10:46pm The best is the big 8 person…

The best is the big 8 person lazy Susan tables, and spinning copious amounts of duck parts around. It’s one of the most slept on awesome restaurants in the entire city.

09/13/2018 - 6:20pm If you haven’t been to Sun…

If you haven’t been to Sun Wah then you haven’t eaten in that area.

09/11/2018 - 3:54pm This is the groundbreaking…

This is the groundbreaking content I come here for!

09/03/2018 - 3:07pm You should buy some Enron…

You should buy some Enron stock as well. Seems like you have a gift for seeing something special.

09/01/2018 - 11:18pm John Runyan, left tackle, is…

John Runyan, left tackle, is the red herring you all just overlooked.

09/01/2018 - 9:10pm Why the fuck do we blitz…

Why the fuck do we blitz every third down? What if we didn’t? I mean, can we get off the fucking field one time?

08/22/2018 - 10:45pm What a report! So many…

What a report! So many things! News and facts! Also, other things! So much excitement!

08/22/2018 - 7:59pm Honestly, what the fuck was…

Honestly, what the fuck was Tolbert doing for three years?

08/21/2018 - 9:08pm Space Coyote always brings…

Space Coyote always brings the 🔥

08/16/2018 - 9:19am It seems every coach on the…

It seems every coach on the team identified slot as a glaring weakness, so I trust one whole offseason of Don Brown restlessly tossing in bed, using his steel resolve to figure it out.

08/12/2018 - 11:14am That’s a good ass hype video!

That’s a good ass hype video!

08/11/2018 - 1:49pm We don’t have a cow. We have…

We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.

08/06/2018 - 9:14am Chord? Are you British?

Chord? Are you British?

07/30/2018 - 9:58pm I was hoping no one ever…

I was hoping no one ever brought him up again

07/29/2018 - 6:42pm This site is now LOST Season…

This site is now LOST Season 4. What was once an addiction that I couldn’t escape, despite the confusion, has now jumped the shark. I used to visit 20 times a day, and now I barely stop by to see a bunch of people yelling “stay off my lawn” when we, the people, comment about the lack of content, the overflow of social, political and USMT content, the fact that we shouldn’t complain because this is “free” and the fact that a multi-year site design is worse than Hoke’s O-line recruiting. 

Brian and team owe me nothing, and they’ve given me glorious years of laughs. But they should just give us the collective shoulder shrug and say yea, this is now a TBS original and no longer HBO-level can’t miss content.

07/28/2018 - 3:17pm So is the next post going to…

So is the next post going to be a comparison of the best church services? GTFO with this nonsense.

07/19/2018 - 10:40pm Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico

07/15/2018 - 10:53pm Radiant heat floors 

Radiant heat floors 

professional gas range

rainhead shower with great pressure 

07/14/2018 - 10:06pm ASK HER EXACTLY WHAT SHE…

ASK HER EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.

if you’re mature and you’ve talked about marriage, then you should discuss this. No one wants an error that large. The proposal, etc can all be a surprise but find out her expectations.

07/14/2018 - 11:10am As soon as I realized Hank…

As soon as I realized Hank Moody wasn’t on this list I checked out.

07/10/2018 - 10:43pm Lookin more like Erick…

Lookin more like Erick Barely until he gets in that weight and nutrition program

07/04/2018 - 12:06am No order:

Breaking Bad

No order:

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Peaky Blinders
  3. The Wire
  4. The Oiffice
  5. Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  6. The Sopranos
  7. Sons of Anarchy
  8. Archer
  9. Game of Thrones
  10. Dexter
06/24/2018 - 12:12pm We need more 4 stars like…

We need more 4 stars like Drake Harris and Kekoa Crawford!!

06/17/2018 - 6:19pm He is the most unlikeable…

He is the most unlikeable asshole in golf, and that counts Patrick Reed and Sergio. I hate his facade and the fact that it hides his degenerate gambling and other vices.

06/15/2018 - 5:05pm My friend’s company did this…

My friend’s company did this work and, even though he’s a Buckeye fan, he saved me a piece of the original turf!

05/21/2018 - 6:26pm I don’t know if a returning

I don’t know if a returning All Big 10 player is considered a sleeper

05/16/2018 - 10:46pm This is the single most

This is the single most Michigan thing ever written. A column to celebrate communal catharsis through collective complaining.

We’ve gone plaid.

05/11/2018 - 2:47pm I bet you’re the life of any

I bet you’re the life of any party you go to

05/08/2018 - 10:42pm AJ Dillon at 42 hurts the

AJ Dillon at 42 hurts the most

05/06/2018 - 11:47pm What a terrible argument

What a terrible argument

05/06/2018 - 11:45pm So now he’s either the

So now he’s either the greatest or second greatest to ever play. But sure, let’s “see how this plays out.”

05/05/2018 - 5:09pm NERDS

NERDS

05/05/2018 - 5:24am Did I miss that Fifth Third

Did I miss that Fifth Third day reminds you of your favorite bank? I’ll come back in 364 days.

05/05/2018 - 5:23am NERDS

NERDS

05/05/2018 - 5:19am And that is why you only make

And that is why you only make one season 4.

04/30/2018 - 1:59pm My best friend and his

My best friend and his company will be doing the complete reinstall of the turf this summer. There is no way for grass to work.

04/30/2018 - 1:56pm This is the type of shit pick

This is the type of shit pick that only the Browns or Lions would pull off. If someone offered me, as a GM, a used Gatorade container and a squeaky-wheeled towel cart, i would take both of them 500 times faster than JOK. 

04/19/2018 - 2:49pm The Diag, 50/50 or Moe's

The Diag, 50/50 or Moe's Cantina (Kinzie St. in River North) are your best bets.

04/15/2018 - 4:12pm You didn’t see him play bc he

You didn’t see him play bc he redshirted

04/15/2018 - 12:36am Be Excited For:

Shea, finding 5 offensive lineman, DT’s. We hit on those three things we are very, VERY good.

04/07/2018 - 8:34pm O’Korn comes off as much of a

O’Korn comes off as much of a real life boob as he did as a QB. He just seems like someone who feigns confidence or just wasn’t smart enough to realize he wasn’t good at all.

Speight comes off entitled and bratty. Not likeable at all.

Peters comes off like he just clam baked his dorm room.

04/07/2018 - 8:30pm I don’t know you, but this

I don’t know you, but this take it so dumb it hurts my brain.

03/28/2018 - 9:51am Don’t you mean a cold shower?

Don’t you mean a cold shower?

03/27/2018 - 6:35pm Why would we ever take

Why would we ever take Speight back? He doesn’t want competition, he wants to walk into a job.

03/24/2018 - 3:41pm Okay dude. Take a look at

Okay dude. Take a look at some other profram’s luck and get back to me

03/24/2018 - 3:40pm That comment makes me think

That comment makes me think OK is less mentally stable than Manziel

03/22/2018 - 10:40pm This is the most balanced,

This is the most balanced, complete team left in the tourney. Unbelievable game! I root for Coach Haynes as a fellow Golden Flash myself