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11/12/2018 - 9:03am Zero. Point. Zero.

Zero. Point. Zero.

11/06/2018 - 6:32pm Will still probably go down…

Will still probably go down as the most confounding recruit of the Harbaugh era.

11/05/2018 - 10:28pm I’ve gone nearly 20 years…

I’ve gone nearly 20 years without thinking about Faces of Death and boy did that trigger some troubling memories.

11/02/2018 - 10:06pm If you look at production…

If you look at production versus ranking, would he be the most over-rated recruit we’ve had? Don’t get me wrong, I love Rashan. But Chase crushes his numbers in almost every category. I thought Gary would have decimated Woodley’s numbers by now but it’s not even close.

He should absolutely come back.

10/31/2018 - 11:55pm Hands down my favorite…

Hands down my favorite college football pundit. Always has a tremendous take, knows stats and is just a gifted speaker.

10/31/2018 - 10:01pm 34, Male

I was married to…

34, Male

I was married to Michigan football for 20+ years before I met my wife, so it was part of what she was buying.

She watches, she doesn’t care. She laughs at me for how much I’m on this blog. I don’t care. I send her to yoga and brunch and I watch with my 3 month old and a cooler full of beer every Saturday and I’ll be damned if I miss a game. EVER.

10/29/2018 - 5:25am GTFOWTS.

GTFOWTS.

10/27/2018 - 1:56pm Looks like Winovich bought…

Looks like Winovich bought one! Posted it on his IG stories today

10/24/2018 - 1:42pm Can we treat O’Korn’s name…

Can we treat O’Korn’s name like Voldemort or Beetlejuice and just not say it? Ever?

10/22/2018 - 12:00am He’s got the YIPS

He’s got the YIPS

10/20/2018 - 2:41pm Nordin is trash

Nordin is trash

10/18/2018 - 11:34pm BUT WHAT ABOUT JAMES HUDSON…

BUT WHAT ABOUT JAMES HUDSON AND JALEN MAYFIELD!! 

You know who you are...

10/17/2018 - 9:13pm Neg me all you want, but if…

Neg me all you want, but if Rashan never plays another snap for us he will be the most overrated recruit we’ve ever had. 

10/16/2018 - 5:55pm Much like Cardale, he wasn’t…

Much like Cardale, he wasn’t there to play school.

10/16/2018 - 12:37am I’m not sure it was for…

I’m not sure it was for dancing in the end zone but rather when Uche was double cannon firing Roman candles from his hands while two topless girls sat on his shoulders and bush was waving a severed deer head and playing Anthrax on a boombox. 

Or maybe it was taking their helmets off. Who knows?

10/14/2018 - 5:33am I hope the same people here…

I hope the same people here saying we are legit are not the same assholes who were calling for heads after the ND game...

10/13/2018 - 11:14pm Lots and lots of things good…

Lots and lots of things good but my word did our receivers run some bad routes tonight.

10/13/2018 - 8:25pm I cannot wait until Kinnel…

I cannot wait until Kinnel graduates.

10/06/2018 - 11:09pm They watching Cake Farts?

They watching Cake Farts?

10/06/2018 - 5:09pm Good, now we can move Rashan…

Good, now we can move Rashan to 3 Tech where he belongs 

10/05/2018 - 10:43pm Marcus Ray is a fat asshole…

Marcus Ray is a fat asshole has-been. I’ve been a Michigan fan for 25+ years and I would never name him in my top 50 players. The guy needs to GTFO with his opinions. Toss him and Braylon out for good.

10/04/2018 - 1:10pm The difference between Ed…

The difference between Ed Warinner and Darrell Funk is the difference between Nobu and airport sushi.

09/28/2018 - 11:55am Tesla = DeLorean

Tesla = DeLorean

09/20/2018 - 10:38pm He’ll never play another…

He’ll never play another snap of college football.

He’s THAT talented so anyone writing it off can shut it.

They will insert another highly-ranked end but the fall off will be steep. You can’t match his production.

09/19/2018 - 6:15pm I think that’s the fastest…

I think that’s the fastest high school player I’ve ever seen on film. That honestly looks like a Corvette driving around a bunch of Civics

09/15/2018 - 10:03pm A fun, lighthearted game…

A fun, lighthearted take Magnus, per usual. 

09/13/2018 - 10:46pm The best is the big 8 person…

The best is the big 8 person lazy Susan tables, and spinning copious amounts of duck parts around. It’s one of the most slept on awesome restaurants in the entire city.

09/13/2018 - 6:20pm If you haven’t been to Sun…

If you haven’t been to Sun Wah then you haven’t eaten in that area.

09/11/2018 - 3:54pm This is the groundbreaking…

This is the groundbreaking content I come here for!

09/03/2018 - 3:07pm You should buy some Enron…

You should buy some Enron stock as well. Seems like you have a gift for seeing something special.

09/01/2018 - 11:18pm John Runyan, left tackle, is…

John Runyan, left tackle, is the red herring you all just overlooked.

09/01/2018 - 9:10pm Why the fuck do we blitz…

Why the fuck do we blitz every third down? What if we didn’t? I mean, can we get off the fucking field one time?

08/22/2018 - 10:45pm What a report! So many…

What a report! So many things! News and facts! Also, other things! So much excitement!

08/22/2018 - 7:59pm Honestly, what the fuck was…

Honestly, what the fuck was Tolbert doing for three years?

08/21/2018 - 9:08pm Space Coyote always brings…

Space Coyote always brings the 🔥

08/16/2018 - 9:19am It seems every coach on the…

It seems every coach on the team identified slot as a glaring weakness, so I trust one whole offseason of Don Brown restlessly tossing in bed, using his steel resolve to figure it out.

08/12/2018 - 11:14am That’s a good ass hype video!

That’s a good ass hype video!

08/11/2018 - 1:49pm We don’t have a cow. We have…

We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.

08/06/2018 - 9:14am Chord? Are you British?

Chord? Are you British?

07/30/2018 - 9:58pm I was hoping no one ever…

I was hoping no one ever brought him up again

07/29/2018 - 6:42pm This site is now LOST Season…

This site is now LOST Season 4. What was once an addiction that I couldn’t escape, despite the confusion, has now jumped the shark. I used to visit 20 times a day, and now I barely stop by to see a bunch of people yelling “stay off my lawn” when we, the people, comment about the lack of content, the overflow of social, political and USMT content, the fact that we shouldn’t complain because this is “free” and the fact that a multi-year site design is worse than Hoke’s O-line recruiting. 

Brian and team owe me nothing, and they’ve given me glorious years of laughs. But they should just give us the collective shoulder shrug and say yea, this is now a TBS original and no longer HBO-level can’t miss content.

07/28/2018 - 3:17pm So is the next post going to…

So is the next post going to be a comparison of the best church services? GTFO with this nonsense.

07/19/2018 - 10:40pm Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico

07/15/2018 - 10:53pm Radiant heat floors 

Radiant heat floors 

professional gas range

rainhead shower with great pressure 

07/14/2018 - 10:06pm ASK HER EXACTLY WHAT SHE…

ASK HER EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.

if you’re mature and you’ve talked about marriage, then you should discuss this. No one wants an error that large. The proposal, etc can all be a surprise but find out her expectations.

07/14/2018 - 11:10am As soon as I realized Hank…

As soon as I realized Hank Moody wasn’t on this list I checked out.

07/10/2018 - 10:43pm Lookin more like Erick…

Lookin more like Erick Barely until he gets in that weight and nutrition program

07/04/2018 - 12:06am No order:

Breaking Bad

No order:

  1. Breaking Bad
  2. Peaky Blinders
  3. The Wire
  4. The Oiffice
  5. Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  6. The Sopranos
  7. Sons of Anarchy
  8. Archer
  9. Game of Thrones
  10. Dexter
06/24/2018 - 12:12pm We need more 4 stars like…

We need more 4 stars like Drake Harris and Kekoa Crawford!!

06/17/2018 - 6:19pm He is the most unlikeable…

He is the most unlikeable asshole in golf, and that counts Patrick Reed and Sergio. I hate his facade and the fact that it hides his degenerate gambling and other vices.