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09/21/2018 - 1:57pm (No subject)


09/17/2018 - 12:13pm Harbaugh never humiliated…

Harbaugh never humiliated his players, like Brian Kelly does. His antics were always directed at the officials. 

It wasn't just aging. It was a very abrupt change after he got the unsportsman like penalty against OSU.

09/17/2018 - 11:49am What if it's your apartment,…

What if it's your apartment, though?

09/14/2018 - 12:56pm Heiko started it back in the…

Heiko started it back in the 2011 season when he wrote Opponent Watch

September 15th, 2011

Right now they are as frightening as: A large rock. They don’t look threatening, but it’s going to take a lot to get them out of the way. 5. A large rock at the top of a hill. Nobody touch it, please. 5.5.


September 22nd, 2011

Recap: Last week I said Illinois was like a large rock perched atop a steep hill. I also said not to touch it. I SAID NOT TO TOUCH IT!

So, Arizona State. You had to go ahead and touch it, didn’t you. Now look what you’ve done.

Right now they are as frightening as: A large rock.

It’s coming at you – slowly – but you get a 50-minute head start. 5.


October 11th, 2012

This team is as frightening as: Once upon a time Illinois was a rock: full of inertia, heavily influenced by gravity, a hazardous roadblock. Then someone stuck a stick of dynamite beneath it and blew it into a pile of rubble. Now all anyone needs to do is roll over it slowly and watch for jagged edges, of which there are few. Fear level = 2.5.

09/12/2018 - 2:42pm Are we the Rock?

Are we the Rock?

09/12/2018 - 2:40pm You see, in 2014, we had a…

You see, in 2014, we had a big win against a cup cake, and THEN we lost to Notre Dame. This year, we lost to Notre Dame, and THEN we had our big win against a cup cake.

Totally different.

09/12/2018 - 2:35pm What a lovely singing voice…

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

09/12/2018 - 11:13am Shea Patterson is the…

Shea Patterson is the Mineral King?

09/12/2018 - 11:10am only the second half.

only the second half.

09/12/2018 - 7:54am Gary Moeller went 16-8 his…

Gary Moeller went 16-8 his last two seasons with his own recruits.

Lloyd was Gary's defensive coordinator, so I'm thinking he had a part in recruiting the defense that was on the 97 team.

09/11/2018 - 7:48pm +1 Banana Hands

+1 Banana Hands

09/07/2018 - 10:39am I assumed that Brian wears a…

I assumed that Brian wears a Michigan hockey jersey 365 days a year. 

09/06/2018 - 12:42pm (No subject)


09/06/2018 - 12:07pm Diaries are for long form…

Diaries are for long form user generated content. Say if an MGoBlogger went to a HS game that featured two M recruits and did a summary of their performance, that would be a diary. Or if someone did a UFR of last year's OSU game. Broxblue does his "best and worst" series after games. Those are diaries.

The message board is for breaking news and hawt takes. 

They are separated so that quality diaries don't get immediately bumped off of the front page from floods of new message board posts that could just be a post in an existing thread.

09/01/2018 - 6:52pm OMG it's finally here. Go…

OMG it's finally here. Go blue! Beat the Figthings! 

08/31/2018 - 12:40pm (No subject)

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08/30/2018 - 1:06pm From a Freep article in Oct…

From a Freep article in Oct 2015:

"Falcon, 6-feet-1 and 220 pounds, committed to Michigan on April 8 and is part of a loaded running backs class with Prattville, Ala.'s Kingston Davis, plus two other players who are backs in high school but classified in recruiting as "athletes": Indianapolis' Chris Evans and Winchester, Ind.'s Kiante Enis."

Enis ended up committing to Indiana. He has since been kicked off of the team (and out of the school) for having sex with a 13-year old.

Kingston Davis committed to Michigan, but left after the 2016 season. He now is on the roster of UAB.

Chris Evans, you know.

Kareem Walker was the other RB commit for the 2016 class.


08/29/2018 - 8:32pm I agree, there would be some…

I agree, there would be some imbalance. I don't know how else you would break them up. I Guess the option would be to go with the Inner/Outer divisions full time.



That's as about as balanced as the B1G could get.

08/29/2018 - 5:25pm The BIG needs to implement…

The BIG needs to implement the roommate switch!

The pods would be: Mich-OSU-MSU, PSU-Rut-Maryland, Ill-NW-IU-PU, and Neb-Iowa-Minn-Wisc

08/27/2018 - 1:53pm Brian needs to hang out with…

Brian needs to hang out with "Jake from Ann Arbor" a little bit. He's frickin' excited for the season to start.

I'll hang up an listen, Go Blue. I'll hang up an listen, Go Blue.

08/23/2018 - 11:50am The world was always shitty,…

The world was always shitty, you just hear about it more. It a lot of ways, it's much less shitty.

08/21/2018 - 8:18am Eleven.


08/20/2018 - 4:00pm because he thew 5 picks, got…

because he thew 5 picks, got injured, or Michigan is up 35-0?

08/20/2018 - 12:39pm The best athletes already go…

The best athletes already go to the schools with the biggest donors.

This is already happening. 

08/20/2018 - 12:34pm I thought it was Braz-die…

I thought it was Braz-die-kiss.

08/20/2018 - 12:28pm The Lebowski Bowl. Fuck it,…

The Lebowski Bowl. F**k it, Dude, let's go bowling.

08/20/2018 - 11:48am What's a "ball lifter?"

What's a "ball lifter?"

Edit: Oh, there's a photo of one in the report. 

08/17/2018 - 12:13pm…

According to the internet, it would be the opposite of garbage time

08/15/2018 - 3:31pm Welcome back!

Welcome back!

08/14/2018 - 12:08pm 73-8 in six seasons. One…

73-8 in six seasons. One National Championship, two B1G titles and 6-0 against Michigan. He's not going anywhere.


08/13/2018 - 3:53pm If you are looking to add…

If you are looking to add weight, you have to go with M&B.

08/09/2018 - 12:27pm Good write-up, Ace.

Good write-up, Ace.

08/03/2018 - 9:00pm All weight gain is good. No…

All weight gain is good. No weight gain is also good.

08/03/2018 - 10:26am Go Green! White Power!

Go Green! White Power!

08/01/2018 - 12:32pm I don't know what the big…

I don't know what the big deal is. You all act like you have never brought home a girl, who ended up being your boss’s long time secretary, on your one year anniversary to your pregnant wife, who ended up taking her home because she thought it wasn't a good idea for her to stay the night, and then getting so mad you choke slam your wife into a wall. Hey, we've all been there.

07/13/2018 - 12:15pm (No subject)


06/01/2018 - 2:40pm It's McDaniels, not

It's McDaniels, not McDonalds.

06/01/2018 - 11:05am Tyrone Wheatley

Tyrone Wheatley

05/25/2018 - 9:21pm Congratulations!


05/23/2018 - 12:02pm or just not very good at

or just not very good at football.

05/23/2018 - 11:38am I remember thinking "Where

I remember thinking "Where the hell was this all year?!?" while watching the Citrus Bowl.

05/21/2018 - 2:11pm MGBoard FAQ:
What should I

MGBoard FAQ:

What should I title my threads?

Please make your thread titles as informative as possible: "Justin Feagin" is bad. "Justin Feagin leaving the team?" is good.

05/21/2018 - 12:00pm (No subject)

05/21/2018 - 8:59am wingspaaaa- aw cumong man

feel better, man

05/14/2018 - 8:15am That game was lost on the

That game was lost on the back-to-back running into the punter pentalties.

05/02/2018 - 11:11am My kids have been using the

My kids have been using the same Ugly Stik combo for several years, and they have held up. I would recommend getting it. 

04/27/2018 - 3:04pm A Band Called

A Band Called Death

04/18/2018 - 1:58pm Thank you.

Thank you.

04/18/2018 - 1:52pm Not saying we should never

Not saying we should never take one. 

However I am saying that with one open scholarship available for next year, I would rather take a chance on landing a highly regarded freshman, than on a 2* transfer.

04/18/2018 - 1:41pm He's not a grad transfer.

He's not a grad transfer. He's played 2 years at Robert Morris. He would sit next year, and then play 2.