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05/08/2018 - 1:43pm Yeah?

Well I had sex with your wife!

05/01/2018 - 4:21pm Banfield's

It's a shitty strip mall bar filled with townies, but it was right by my friend's house during law shool so we would go there on occasion. 


Dominick's is nice, but a bit pretentious.  They gave me the stink eye once when I got hammered and put a dip in and started spitting in the mason jars. 

03/29/2018 - 4:14pm Are you saying boo

or boo-urns?

02/16/2018 - 3:55pm Sure!

I'll bet you (or your friend) $500 that we'll go 6-6 or better.  Accept?

01/03/2018 - 4:24pm Yeah Jeets!

Yeah Jeets!

12/29/2017 - 4:33pm Not true.

You can put on that type of mass with Fight Milk. For bodyguards by bodyguards.

12/25/2017 - 7:30am Wife got me

Michigan alumni license plate holders. Will look great on my truck parked in the garage next to her Ohio State alumni license plate holders ... sigh.

10/20/2017 - 8:20am Oh man,

I was in that corner of the endzone for that.  Best live sports moment of my life.

10/13/2017 - 4:47am Up at 4:45 with the poops...

Bang me and make it better!

Go Blue!

10/09/2017 - 4:51pm I think you mean


06/26/2017 - 3:28pm I've said it before..

but my YMRMFSPA is Noah Spence, minus the addiction to molly.  That would be just fine by me. 

06/14/2017 - 11:15pm Hillary Clinton

Was working on Capitol Hill and met her at a Senate Committee meeting. We locked eyes and smiled at each other. To this day I tell my wife that Hillary wanted to do me, if only for an instant.

06/13/2017 - 12:12pm I live in Columbus and go pretty regularly

(it's a cheap ticket and you can basically pick your seats past 8 rows from the ice).  I've never been for a UM game, but from what I've seen I don't think you have anything to worry about.  The student section is tiny and all at one end of the ice.  Everyone else is pretty chill.

Seperately, the atmosphere is among the worst I've ever seen for hockey.  Nothing like seeing 1,500 people in a 19,000 seat arena (which is a lame, corporate arena anyway).

01/01/2017 - 9:23pm Noah Spence, minus the drug addiction?

Noah Spence, minus the drug addiction?

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11/08/2016 - 11:28am God I hate these posts

I'm not being critical of the question, but it breeds this attitude of these delicate Michigan fans being too scared to travel to big bad Columbus. It's not that big of deal. I live here, am on campus quite a bit (wife works there), and always wear M gear. Nothing ever happens.

Some things to keep in mind:

1. I'd park in a lot on Olentangy River Rd. Easiest walk. If you're really nervous, throw an OSU hat in the back window, but I think it's unnecessary.

2. Go in expecting people to yell "fuck Michigan" to you and don't escalate it. 99.9% of the people are cool and just like to talk a little friendly shit. The other .001% are drunk assholes so just don't engage.

3. OSU fans relish the thought that M fans will be kept away out of fear. Fuck that. I'll be there is full gear and hope to see us take over that stadium too. I mean, I hope our fans can outbid OSU fans in the secondary market, no?

10/23/2016 - 4:30am More ironic

Is your misuse of the word ironic when chastising someone like that.

10/20/2016 - 5:07pm Thank you

This drives me crazy as well. When I used to criticize Hoke and company on here in the early years people would say the same "the coaches know more than you do" line. That logic only works if they never make stupid decisions, which all coaches do. I love Saint Harbaugh and I know he is a great coach, but I also have eyes and think Speight has been shaky at times. I trust him, but to dismiss the pro-O'Korn crowd like that is dumb IMO.

10/14/2016 - 10:03am I didn't realize

The guy in the intro commercial wasn't him until a leprechaun slid between his legs.

09/11/2016 - 6:11pm Working in the Senate building next to the Capital

Etched into my brain forever. When they evacuated everyone thought we were in a full scale war. You could hear the sonic booms of the jets passing over and everyone thought it was more planes coming down. Could see the smoke from the Pentagon. Seems far fetched now, but walking to the subway and taking home was the first time I thought I was going to die.

08/11/2016 - 12:39pm Unless it's

communicated to me in the format of pictures of jersey numbers, I don't care. 

07/14/2016 - 8:49am I don't know how upvoted it was,

but my favorite reply ever on this board was in response to a story where a former football player was upset about not getting free tickets at the tail end of the Brandon era.  The reply was something to the effect of "I'm so sick of these entitled former athletes.  If they want to go to a football game, they need to buy two Cokes just like the rest of us."  Classic.

05/15/2016 - 9:26am That's awesome...

I was about to post the exact same thing (I played for Heidelberg). Where did you play?

04/20/2016 - 3:58pm As a Browns fan, I like it

I'd love to see them trade Joe Thomas for another #1 next year and take Ronnie Staley at 8. Of course, I'm an idiot for thinking they will do anything intelligent.

04/19/2016 - 10:32pm That brings back memories

I'm from Tiffin, home of Columbian High School, the first team in the highlights (though I went to the Catholic School, Calvert). I remember his senior year, everyone being so proud that they held him to like 130 yards. I don't think we will ever have another athlete like that come out of NW Ohio, which is not a usual football hotbed.

04/08/2016 - 3:15pm and also

the Big 10 is 847-696-1010.

04/08/2016 - 3:08pm I know it's pointless..

but I called the NCAA comemnt line to express my feelings.  If anyone's interested, the number is 317-917-6222.  At least a little cathartic. 

03/07/2016 - 11:04am Good, but

I still prefer "Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon".

12/15/2015 - 12:38pm If I wasn't so lazy,

I would photoshop Jabrill in a Jimmy Chitwood jersey so fast right now. 

12/04/2015 - 8:22am What a loss

Along with Pearl Jam and Nipple Dust, my favorite band of my high school and college years. Sad I never got to see him live. Plush acoustic was my go-to song to play to try to girls to sleep with me.

11/14/2015 - 5:37pm Tommy and Richard

(A little Tommy Boy homage)

06/23/2015 - 1:55pm I know, right?

I hate it when people give me free stuff and it doesn't live up to my expectations.  Those selfish pricks Brian and Ace don't want to work 7 days a week?  Screw them!

05/21/2015 - 2:48pm I think Lambeau is the model.

I've thought this ever since they renovated it. I love how they put the boxes further away from the field like Michigan did, and I think the end zone seating would be great if we could fill it. I could see another batch of suites on one end zone and another level of regular seats on the other. It would make it even louder.

05/20/2015 - 11:41am No one discussed the easiest solution...

If you want to incentivize going for 2, then just move all PATs to the 1 yard line.  Boom.  Done. 

03/26/2015 - 5:13pm A friend of mine played for Alford at Iowa

Not a pleasant experience. Generally a dick and kind of slimy.

02/06/2015 - 2:06pm This story is really picking up steam...

I live in Columbus, and the local guys are talking about it now.  It's also all over the internet.  I think if Weber wants out, all he has to do is say so. 

02/06/2015 - 8:46am That made me laugh.

I'm a sucker for all things Kip.


02/06/2015 - 8:40am What?


02/03/2015 - 2:44pm I don't understand...

In this post, you just referred to them as "O$U" again. Aren't you against that?

01/29/2015 - 9:20am Actually

There was a story that Charles Woodson wore a Michigan shirt on his official visit to Ohio State. I can't verify, but he was in my area (two years ahead of me) and everyone talked about it. If true, that's fantastic.

01/28/2015 - 5:06pm Also on this point...

I have no idea how accurate these things are, but his Rivals profile lists his GPA as a 3.1.  Unless he's truly killing it on the ACT/SAT, it seems like it's an accurate statement.

Full disclosure, I get denyed to UM as an undergrad myself (transferred in as a law student).



01/17/2015 - 10:30am Unfortunately I agree.

I was speaking to someone about this yesterday. For a time, I would have said the best coaches in college football (with Harbaugh as part of the mix) would have been 1. Saban 2. Meyer and 3. Harbaugh. After what we just witnessed, I hate to say that I think it's now 1. Meyer - significant gap - 2. Saban 3. Harbaugh.

I truly hope Jim will demonstrate otherwise, but unfortunately I think my least favorite person in sports, who also happens to coach my least favorite team in sports, stands alone for now.

01/16/2015 - 8:45am LandryHD, are you just looking at things in your office

and saying that you love them? 

01/09/2015 - 1:27pm It's funny to me...

It's funny to me that nothing made me angrier during the Hoke era when people would pull out the whole "trust the coaches" and "I think the coaches know a little more about this than you" shtick (at least during the first couple of years), but now I'm thinking those exact same things about Harbaugh when people on here criticize these choices.  I guess having a coach with a winning record coming in will do that.   

01/07/2015 - 6:36pm I think

you have 1 too many coaches. I was under the impression that the NCAA limit on assistants was 8.

01/02/2015 - 10:21am Your avatar

Is that Mo?  If so, I never realized the resemblance to Beau Bridges before. 

(I just came to the realization that I'm not getting any work done today)

01/02/2015 - 8:51am In need of a good banging

Please make me feel better.  I had to host a house full of Ohio State fans for the game last night (my wife is an alum) and am now at work on 4 hours sleep surrounded by more Ohio State fans telling me that this is the start of Urban's second dynasty.  Either bang me or shoot me, please. 

12/29/2014 - 6:46am I know it's petty,

but I just have to give a big "In your face" to all the commenters on this site over the past few years who posted that this would never happen and that people should stop talking about the possibility of Harbaugh coming to Michigan. Those comments always made me sad. Anyway, suck it, boners.

12/08/2014 - 10:29am Are you kidding me?

The 49'ers brass would call him body suit guy and praise him for his motivational tactics! He'd get a 5 year extension!

11/29/2014 - 9:37am God I hate these posts

Don't be a pussy. These posts make Michigan fans look like delicate flowers that are so worried about traveling into a visitors stadium because someone may yell at them or beat them up. Just don't be an asshole and don't get offended if someone says "fuck Michigan" to you, and you'll be fine. It's not like you're going to a game in Kabul for Christ's sake.

11/07/2014 - 9:29am Please bang...

I woke up today and listened to Mike and Mike discuss how JH is never coming here.  I get to work and see that Darrin Kirkland decommitted.  I am hosting an OSU v MSU party tomorrow night because my wife is an OSU alum, and outside of a meteor hitting the stadium, that won't turn out well for me.  I need some joy in my life.