Lolo Jones: "Denard, you could not beat me or Usain Bolt in a race"

Submitted by JimBobTressel on November 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM

Would downvote her posts on sight.

 

(on college gameday, being the guest picker)

Comments

M-Wolverine

November 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM ^

And does she even run non-hurdle races? What's the time difference between her and the men? Because it might be like pro women's basketball players who would get beat by a bad college team.

justingoblue

November 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM ^

I love to be like, "some women's sports FTW", but this is just insane. She runs an 11.24s 100m; do you know what that looks like compared to Denard's 10.55? For the record, the difference between Bolt and 7th was .6s, the difference between Denard and "Lolo" is .8s.

Denard would destroy her head to head in any competition of strength or speed, and she's apparently too dumb to realize it.

Also, I happen to know that there are mens scout teams for womens basketball that regularly pants them in practice, and I'm not talking about guys recruited to play ball, I mean former high school basketball players given some free gear and acess to AD facilities to play them in practice.

Edit: Her 11.24 would put her in 299th place in 2011 at Florida high schools. Congrats on being in the top 300 Lolo.

justingoblue

November 3rd, 2012 at 4:15 PM ^

And apparently she's ignorant of the fact that Justin Gatlin could only run a 4.42. If Lolo Jones has 4.42 speed she needs to be at the 2013 NFL Combine, and I'm not being sarcastic. If she can run a (still way slower than Denard) 4.4, it would be a great story for everyone involved, but my guess is she's unwilling to step up to that challenge.

MGoStrength

November 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^

I saw that too & I'm calling bullsh*t.  Denard would take her.  She's a girl...sorry.  I can't imagine female Olympic sprinters (and she's a hurdler not a sprinter) can beat the fastest players in college football.  She seemed really annoyed by that.  She must not know anything about Denard & his good nature because she acted like she acted like Denard was calling out Bolt...not the case at all.  She brought it up twice in that pick.  Well, she just went on the sh*t list of Michigan fans.  That was stupid.

denardogasm

November 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM ^

Why does she get to make guest spots on all these shows? There were female track stars that actually won medals at the olympics and are also more attractive.  Those are the only two reasons I can think of to have her on soooo...

snowcrash

November 3rd, 2012 at 4:11 PM ^

Morgan is a difference-maker. She has great speed, a great motor, and is a good passer and shooter. Before she started playing regularly, the team's only offensive tactic was to chuck it into the box and hope that Wambach could do something with it. The offense is far more dynamic and effective now.

Silly Goose

November 3rd, 2012 at 1:42 PM ^

My fastest time in high school was an 11.31, which was not good enough to get me to Division 3 states in Michigan. The fact that her best time would barely beat a short high schooler that only practiced a few days a week makes me think she would get crushed by an actual athlete.

WMU81

November 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 PM ^

Lolo needs to beat some girls before she runs her mouth about my Denard.. If she didnt have ok looks we wouldnt have any idea who she is.. Now shes just a good looking disappointment.