I Guarantee we win tonight

Submitted by Mineral King on September 1st, 2018 at 8:02 AM

I guarantee we win tonight. Half of you will chime in and say “you have a 50/50 chance you’re a troll ahhhhhhh spits and anger”! Calm down homies, we’re winning. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. You will see an offense the likes of this world has never seen. JH is back, how you all want him back, if ya know what I mean. Coupled with that, the emphasis on ball security and the fact that our qb is well, just think Wyatt Earp / Doc Holliday hybrid from Tombstone. Go Blue!!!!



September 1st, 2018 at 12:00 PM ^

The air is tinged with the familiar sweet September dew that hangs on freshly chopped grass. Mornings are cooler now than they’ve been, but, the afternoon sunshine will surely bring the heat. The dog days have come and they have gone, with their sweltering months of nothing but baseball highlights and hot dog eating contests. This summer was one of the special every other propped up by a World Cup or an Olympics to make it somewhat more bearable. The hole in our hearts remained. It is finally time now. Summer has given way to the next season, Michigan football.

0-0. When we, the fans, see these numbers side by side the former of the zeroes is ignored. Our beloveds are not winless today, no, they are undefeated. And for today, at least, we can dream of championships and trophies. We can dream of elation and celebration. This offensive line has to be better because they can’t possibly be worse. We know that Coach Jim Harbaugh, upon his return, was the savior and now QB #2 is the apostle we’ve been waiting for to deliver his message. This magnificent Don Brown defense will no longer be wasted by futile counter attacks. For today, we are champions as likely as the Crimson Tide and the Clemson Tigers. Through him all things are possible, so to Hell with Notre Dame!

And tomorrow, well tomorrow may be different. The pain of a Saturday gone awry lasts the week over. We attach our livelihoods to outcomes not remotely in our control. A perfect relationship, a good job, kids, pets, etc., the happiness that they all bring can be chopped down so swiftly in Saturday defeat. Why do we allow this? I am mere mortal and so I can not say. I do know that it is nonsensical, that it is foolish, that we have not decided to walk this path based on logic and fact. That is why we are called fanatics.

Today, we find out if our faith is confirmed. It will be laid bare whether we have fastened our destinies to the correct institution. And even shall things not go as planned, I predict that we will be blind in our fervor and will claim to have been deceived and will wait longer still for revelation to come in the form of Michigan victory after Michigan victory. For we know, in our hearts, that there is no greater calling than that of the Maize and Blue. 

I, like Mineral King, whether he is Shea or another false prophet, am of the belief that victory will be in our grasp before the day is done. Michigan 31-13 Notre Dame. 


September 1st, 2018 at 8:26 AM ^

Not really. I like him too and so do others. The guy has kind of been a mythological creature here. From what I see the negativity is mostly stirred up by a few for no warranted reason. The only insider claim I remember the guy making is that Mccafferey is the backup..... which, guess what we don’t know yet. He’s never been offensive that I can think of. Go ahead and chime in.... “ok Mk” .....I love it I don’t care lol. 


September 1st, 2018 at 10:30 AM ^

You do realize that you're replying to the same guy. This is the stupid, childish shit that guy does. He will literally have a three way conversation with himself using his different accounts. It's so transparent, I'm continually astounded that more people don't catch on. 

Skypanther, wd, Mineral king, 1984 guy, are all the same poster. He's had many, many other accounts as well, but those seem to be the major active ones. Dude needs genuine psychological help.