Stop posting at 3am.
The way Top5 is written and obfuscated by his pictures makes it look like "TODE" for a second which is awful similar to "TIDE" so we're clearly being played. I've also zoomed in on the picture using a special government version of photoshop to zoom in and there is a microdot McDonald's bag watermark, so it is clearly Tennessee.
You made a new post just to mention the gloves when there’s a whole post entitled, “Walter Nolen names top 5” just 4 posts down with the same picture?
It's different. :-)
Your entire post is really just a comment that belongs in the other post.
Even better, it was a comment of his in that thread but he didn't get enough attention.
a man has to know his brand.
Lol yeah I was gonna say someone already made that comment in that thread anyway. Of course it was Ezekiel.
You wanna know something?
You kinda lose any credibility you may have built up when you engage in "hey, look at me!" drunken shitposting.
How about he loses more than credibility, Mr. Mod, sir?
TBH, neither I nor LSA have the ability (yet) to dock points, and Ezekiel and his critters haven't done anything worthy of a banning. Posting an annoying OP occasionally isn't a bannable offense.
Cut Zeke some slack.. obviously he wants Nolen in the worst way, even if he seeing things he wants to see.
I’m sure he’s got some “OMG shirtless” photos teed up to post.
I don't get it. Of course he has Michigan gloves on, he has the M uniform on. He also has the uniforms of 4 SEC teams in the same picture. What am I missing?
Wearing the other teams gloves in the same pic. A pic that isn't even him. It's an artist rendering.
True, but he's not making any of the other team's letters with his fingers, so clearly this is a not-so-subtle sign from him to us. /s
This is a truly awful thread.
No Man….Bama is featured in the middle…we are screwed.
OP... you gotta have something better to do at 3am on a weekend...
I guess he ran out of twenties.
Or lube.
Could one argue that the “zero” on his jersey equates to the chance Michigan has in getting his commitment?
By that same logic, looks like he's going to Georgia.
I disagree. The way he is holding his hands in the Georgia pic, he is clearly making a set of long horns. The top 5 is just a misdirect, and he is going to suprise everyone and choose Texas.
I guess you missed this post in the Walter Nolen Names Top 5 thread:
https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/walter-nolen-names-top-5#comment-244198776
Okay, I know I've got to stop watching videos of the stand-up comic Nikki Glaser when an innocuous title like this seems suggestive.
With that comment I'm afraid to google Nikki Glaser on my work computer
I'VE GOT A GLOVE PIC FOR YOU, zeke!
If you look closely he has four faces and four wings. He has feet like those of a calf. He sparkles like bronze. He has hands of a man under each wing, and he has the face of a man, the face of a lion, the face of an ox, and the face of an eagle.
The face of a Maizen, with the body of a Hei2man.
It’s a pose from a photo shoot from his visit. At least the other thread about him wearing gloves was at a camp where he made the choice to do so
His fingers aren't indicating his school choice.
They're indicating where the leading bid is at.
"Billy likes soda." This deserves a thread!
As to real recruiting news. Since last night there was been a slew of Ballz submitted for D'Arco Perkins-McAllister to TCU, Sam included. This would explain the sudden shift in attention to Ja'Kobi Albert. Other safeties still on the board are Dillon Tatum(unsure about Clinkscale) and Keon Sabb(waiting to see how our season goes.) So we could realistically only pull one safety in back to back classes.
You mean Harbaughs recruiting is gonna leave a giant gaping roster hole? You don’t say!
6 years and counting....
At safety!? Arguably the deepest spot on the current roster?! - I mean BPONErs gonna BPONE but c’mon man!
“And there's reputable Crystal Ball predictions for him to M. So I'm hoping it's meaning he's going to commit to Michigan.” —Ezekiel’s Creatures interpreting a cryptic D’arco Perkins-McAllister tweet.
Saw something about Perkins-McAllister wanting to reclassify to 2021. I doubt Michigan would take him in that scenario. We should, but that sounds like too big of an administrative hassle.
Also, Brice Marich switched his crystal ball for Micah Pollard back to Michigan from Auburn.
Steve Lorenz just followed suit with Pollard to UM as well this morning.
If the glove does not fit, holy shit this is a fucking bad post.
Obsessing over a teenager and what they're wearing.
Definitely not creepy at all
For the 3rd time
Agree....
Recruiting is easily the least interesting aspect of college football. Please stop.
What do you make of these two fingers???
???
its a top 5 list.... he's wearing team gear (including gloves) from all the shortlisted teams...
What's more important is the fact that Nolan is in a football stance ONLY in a Michigan uniform...all the other stances, are more casual, like 'sup man?'.
But in the Michigan uniform, its screams "gonna WORK for Michigan!!"
So obvious...not sure how you missed it
"fingers in <anything>" being mentioned right now should be considered trolling.