The End of the Tour
September 24th, 2019 at 7:57 PM ^
No, I just swallowed 27 Xanax instead
September 24th, 2019 at 10:32 PM ^
Got extra? Need some for Saturday and my doc refuses to write me a script
September 24th, 2019 at 11:08 PM ^
Shoulda gone with dialudid
September 24th, 2019 at 7:57 PM ^
I’m not interested in Brian Cook’s movie selections.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:03 PM ^
I am, however, interested in Roger Ebert's takes on our football. Anyone able to get a hold of Roger for comment?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:05 PM ^
He says 2 thumbs down.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
KEITH! IT'S YOU! YOU'RE ALIVE!
September 24th, 2019 at 8:45 PM ^
Why are you so surprised? Did you think he died or something?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
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September 24th, 2019 at 8:31 PM ^
Rock on you awesome lady.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:43 AM ^
I pledge allegiance to Karen faxcom, goddess of Syrian thumbs....
September 24th, 2019 at 8:04 PM ^
How about Brian Austin Green?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:14 PM ^
Need moar subparhero movies amirite?
September 24th, 2019 at 10:12 PM ^
They can’t be as bad as his cheese selections.
September 24th, 2019 at 11:18 PM ^
But did you check out his blog recs? Bring your champions, they’re our meat is excellent.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
I guess enforcing the end of OT season has gone by the wayside
September 24th, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
Sure has, so if you would like to post the tenth thread about the new Tool album then be my guest!
September 24th, 2019 at 8:48 PM ^
damn you! Let the Rabbits wear glasses.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:56 PM ^
Wisconsin forced the end of “End of OT season”
September 24th, 2019 at 11:09 PM ^
Or, to put it another way, Wisconsin has given birth to a new "OT Season."
September 24th, 2019 at 8:11 PM ^
Every of OP of every thread since the Wisconsin game is absolutely eating negs, it’s amazing. This place has outdone itself.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
Except Space Coyote.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:46 PM ^
Doesn't make what he said correct.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:16 PM ^
It's a decent movie. Probably not very interesting for people who aren't big DFW fans though.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:18 PM ^
I didn’t know the Dallas fort worth airport had fans.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:20 PM ^
fuck that airport
September 24th, 2019 at 8:34 PM ^
Had the worst car rental experience of my life at DFW at midnight. I’ve only ever been miserable there.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:48 PM ^
Legitimately the worst airport in the country.
September 24th, 2019 at 9:01 PM ^
Have you been to LaGuardia though? Because, counterpoint: LaGuardia.
September 24th, 2019 at 9:38 PM ^
Here's a fun fact: LaGuardia has an incoming flight curfew. Long story short, my flight to LaGuardia was delayed for several hours. We finally get up in the air only to land at...JFK; my car is at LaGuardia! Sure, it beats not being where I need to be, but why do this!?
September 24th, 2019 at 9:39 PM ^
Oh I know this well.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:00 PM ^
LaGuardia is bad....O’Hare takes the cake for me tho.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^
I see you guys have never had to spend the night in the Charlotte airport.
September 25th, 2019 at 8:50 AM ^
I’ve actually never been in O’Hare. I have heard it’s awful.
September 26th, 2019 at 10:19 AM ^
It all depends on your definition as to what makes an airport bad. O'hare is bad in terms of weather delays, and potential long distances in the terminal between connecting flights. In effect you are more likely to get stuck there for an extended period. On the other hand if you are going to be stuck in an airport for an extended period, it is one of the better airports to be stuck at in terms of food and bar choices. And- as one who was stuck there a couple of weeks ago all night- it has both a 24 hour McDonalds and a 24 hour Dunkin Donuts.
September 24th, 2019 at 10:59 PM ^
What about Newark? That airport can eat the inside of my asshole - who doesn't have a TSAPre lane in 2019?
September 24th, 2019 at 11:36 PM ^
As a connoisseur of shitty airports, I strongly suggest you give Miami a try. DFW is no MIA
September 25th, 2019 at 1:01 AM ^
I second that "fuck that." DFW should have an airport just to fly you around the airport.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:21 PM ^
Yeah, it's those shuttles with the 10 ft diameter tires.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:21 PM ^
wow that joke was a real knee-slapper, good one grandpa!
September 25th, 2019 at 1:02 AM ^
Knee-slapper? Did your grandpa at least give you some Werther's Originals with that?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:16 PM ^
No, but I did go bowling and ate at Arby's.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:32 PM ^
End of what, the Revenge Tour™?
Too soon?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:49 PM ^
I think Shea made a statement about the revenge tour ending
September 24th, 2019 at 10:58 PM ^
The whole team did.
-OSU
September 24th, 2019 at 8:51 PM ^
100% honesty: I started crying and left work early the day I learned of DFW's death, and I have not been able to read or watch any of the content that's been produced about his life. I'll re-read an essay or short story every once in a while, and I re-read IJ when my wife finally realized how much it meant to me and read it for the first time, but I don't think anything positive I'd get out of something like "The End of the Tour" would outweigh how sad it would make me.
September 24th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
I've come close to hitting play numerous times, but every time I see Jason Segel in that bandana......I just can't do it. It feels like it is just going to be infuriating.
FWIW, the obituary here for David Foster Wallace--which itself was posted the Monday morning after a similarly disastrous loss against Notre Dame--is still fantastic: https://mgoblog.com/content/dfw
September 24th, 2019 at 10:51 PM ^
Brian's point in his column took way too much cutting for such dry, tough meat.
September 24th, 2019 at 11:45 PM ^
Thought you were talking about the Revenge Tour. That ceremoniously ended with a THUMP against OSU 2018.