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01/06/2019 - 12:10am No disrespect but I think…

No disrespect but I think you have confused Boliviators with Boliviatees. 

01/05/2019 - 11:53pm I’m not totally sure but the…

I’m not totally sure but the best performance that I can remember that I enjoyed was Chris Perry. It was the last time we legit beat Ohio State. I just remember him running for five yards. Then he would lay on the ground looking like he was hurt. Slowly get up and then run for five more yards on the next play and repeat. Since that, Denard did it. I was there for that one. I had endzone seats. I was only a few rows back and got to watch him scamper in for a touchdown leaving broken ankles in his wake. That game’s conclusion was the last time I was out on the block M at midfield. 

12/29/2018 - 7:33pm Lucky!  I’ve been trying to…

Lucky!  I’ve been trying to push out a block M for years. Best I can do is C

12/29/2018 - 2:05pm Go Maize, go maizey maize

Go Maize, go maizey maize

Go Blue, go bluedy blue

Go maize and blue, go blue and maize

Suck a cock!

12/20/2018 - 3:20pm I spend zero seconds on the…

I spend zero seconds on the NFL. Maybe I attend a super bowl party and watch part of that game. There isn’t enough weekend to watch that and Michigan football and have any other hobbies. 

When I see a link to an article about a Michigan player doing well in the NFL, it makes me happy but I usually don’t read it. I did watch the Peppers recent INT and sack with the Browns but it was mostly out of boredom and a slow day on Michigan Stories. 

11/26/2018 - 11:05pm I won’t watch it but would…

I won’t watch it but would feel good if NW won. 

11/24/2018 - 1:28pm It wouldn’t be so upsetting…

It wouldn’t be so upsetting if our offense could put up more than 6 in 1.8 quarters of football. 

11/24/2018 - 1:12pm Unfortunately the Maize and…

Unfortunately the Maize and Blue are not playing to their potential. Here’s hoping things will turn around. 

11/24/2018 - 12:34pm I’m clenched like at the…

I’m clenched like at the dentist office. Breathe. Breathe. 

11/24/2018 - 12:15pm I trust Don Brown has a plan…

I trust Don Brown has a plan for this. Hopefully we see that enacted before the second half. 

11/23/2018 - 11:39pm Michigan is the leaders and…

Michigan is the leaders and the best

We’re going to pass this clogged toilet test.

Buckeyes be damned thier school is a sham. 

Winovich and Gary are going to Haskins SLAM!

Paterson will snipe and Higdon will ignite,

And Collins’ and DPJ’s winged helmets will take flight

Urban will eat some sad pizza when it’s done

While Don crafts up the destruction of Clayton Thorson

In EL and Columbus we will rewrite the laws

And all will praise the dawn of the Reign of Harbaugh

We will crush our OSU-enemies. See them driven before us. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

We’re a shotgun, NO, a double barrel shotgun, and when the smoke clears it’s going to be Maize and Blue on top!!!

GO BLUE!

11/20/2018 - 2:55pm Also, that was one hell of a…

Also, that was one hell of a throw by Patterson and an equally amazing cursive F-bomb written using a mouse by Seth!  Nice work to both of you. 

11/18/2018 - 11:22pm He did look stressed out in…

He did look stressed out in the last bit of that Maryland game. I want that times ten next week. What a great way to end his career. A loss to Michigan. 

11/17/2018 - 5:58pm Hang in there!  I had to…

Hang in there!  I had to commit to dinner at MGoWife’s coworkers that starts in an hour. I figured we would have a decent lead by then and all would be fine. Now. Not. 

I feel like this game is one big coaching moment. Crush the opposing QB until they are crumpled into a pile on the ground. Make the easy throw and catch. Throw TDs or incomplete passes. We blew one time outs because we didn’t get our offense ready in time. 

11/16/2018 - 11:39pm I agree. And the end zones…

I agree. And the end zones. It would be fun to have a field paint throwback day. 

Also, amazing running.  He hurdles his own guy at the end of that last run. Poor other team. They looked exhausted chasing him around by the end. 

11/13/2018 - 3:02pm Nice write-up. 

Dude, you…

Nice write-up. 

Dude, you got taken down by a toddler. Cute. But even worse...

I have a 10-month old. The very first baby book I read him, I didn’t know one of the words. And there was only one word per page and only 8 pages. Foal!  MGoMommy laughed at me. :/

11/12/2018 - 12:05am Ok, ok, ok guys. Here’s the…

Ok, ok, ok guys. Here’s the plan, we set up a GoFundMe site for booze for Zach Smith.  Once totally hammered, we can finally get all the dirt on Meyers OSU’s regents swept under the rug. 

11/09/2018 - 11:53pm Non-thread worthy question…

Non-thread worthy question. With Dylan out, what is the likelihood we might need Milton the next three to six games?  If we need him, then do we just not play our number two fullback, Wagner?  I know this is entirely unlikely but why have two number 3s both of offense?

11/07/2018 - 4:06pm Always a good tread title…

Always a good tread title that points you to the point of the thread

11/04/2018 - 4:11am Fully operational!  We are…

Fully operational!  We are here. Thank you Harbaugh. 

10/30/2018 - 2:59pm Can anyone give me a quick…

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on what is Cover 1 vs Cover 2?  That context will help me when I reread. Thanks in advance. 

10/24/2018 - 11:05pm What is Devin Bush? Is he a…

What is Devin Bush? Is he a human?  Is he a Wolverine? Does that matter? What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

So what our mascot is MurderWolf. He has always been here. 

10/21/2018 - 10:42am I watched these. The one…

I watched these. The one with DPJ, Karan, and Shea has the feel of a movie. First and foremost, DPJ looks like a character in a movie. That hair with the headband, amazing. Karan was just over the top with his “cloaked” disrespkt. Also, he is super ripped and when he wasn’t answering the questions, he had a scowl that said, “They didn’t want to play us.”  And Shea really just looked as happy as me that he isn’t playing for Ole’ Miss this year. 

10/20/2018 - 7:43pm He sucked really bad and/or…

He sucked really bad and/or our defense kicked his ass. 

10/20/2018 - 5:55pm Long GAME WINNING touchdown…

Long GAME WINNING touchdown catch!

10/20/2018 - 5:52pm My oh my! Muppets twice in a…

My oh my! Muppets twice in a fortnight!

10/14/2018 - 6:35pm Furthermore, I came here for…

Furthermore, I came here for the thread title bashing and have only found this. Kinda shows that this MGoCommunity is thinking about football instead of being in lash out mode. I LIKE IT!

10/14/2018 - 12:41am That game was super fun. I…

That game was super fun. I was trying to convince myself that it wasn’t a blowout the whole second half but our defense was just smothering. What a performance by them and our offense!!  I loved seeing us move the ball well. Shea is such a huge playmaker. He is fucking awesome.  And I’m glad to see that we were able to get the running game going. That just helps build confidence. Another three phases dominant performance. 

Go maize, go maizey maize

Go blue, go bluey blue

Go maize, Go blue

Suck a c$#%!

10/13/2018 - 10:53pm That was a performance…

That was a performance worthy of MUPPETS!!!!

10/08/2018 - 10:58pm Thanks Ace for your…

Thanks Ace for your contribution to my MGoBlog addiction. Your work has been great. Get better and make the world better. 

10/07/2018 - 11:04pm Not worth starting a new…

Not worth starting a new thread:

What’s up with Ronnie Bell?  I really like him. That kid can play. So my question is, aren’t true freshmen receivers supposed to be bad?  Is he just that good? Was Collins and DPJ majorly handicapped last year by poor QB play?

Anyways, kudos for Bell chosing to play football for the Maize and Blue. I’m glad we have him and he is contributing. 

10/07/2018 - 11:10am Patterson >> QBs last year

Patterson >> QBs last year

2nd year WRs >> true freshman WRs

Also it is not completely fair to compare stats between first half of this season with an entire season because we play better teams down the stretch.  Let’s pound some of those ranked teams defenses coming up on our schedule and keep this trend alive. I know we can win every game if we play our best and don’t end up with crap luck. 

10/07/2018 - 9:46am Why do the fake reverse…

Why do the fake reverse Perry pass when you can run it straight into a stacked box!  Jeez...

10/07/2018 - 2:03am This was enjoyable. Perry…

This was enjoyable. Perry throws a pass! Bench destroys some people while carrying the ball for a TD. Shea does a solid job moving and making good throws. And our receiving corps including Gentry and Bell worked hard and made plays. Go Blue!

10/02/2018 - 11:40pm This is a great article. I…

This is a great article. I had to read most of it three times to fully appreciate it. In fact this whole season’s neck sharpies have been great. I really like how you present the basics as well. The jargon descriptions have advanced my understanding of the game. 

10/01/2018 - 6:31pm Uche’s celebration was…

Uche’s celebration was obviously Perseus holding up Medusa’s head. Duh. 

10/01/2018 - 12:52am Wait what?  What are you…

Wait what?  What are you talking about hits for?  I thought the pressure from the media made them fire Zach Smith...

[checks internet]

Oops, wrong B1G East school. My bad. 

09/30/2018 - 12:06pm Agreed. I felt good most of…

Agreed. I felt good most of this game. Thought when NW kicks the field goal to go up 17, I was hopeful we would only need 18 or more to win. Glad I was right. I do have to admit, I was nervous the last couple of possessions because it is football and weird stuff can happen. I’m super stoked for our team though. I’m glad the players get to celebrate a win and continue to keep their doors wide open. 

09/30/2018 - 10:30am Thanks for sharing this…

Thanks for sharing this video. Watching it this morning was more joyful than watching the game last night. It is always nice to see our players enjoying themselves. Hopefully this win helps bond everyone in a positive way and helps add some fusion where we need it. 

My favorite part is Perry and Gentry celebrating. Talk about a height difference! Haha

09/30/2018 - 12:44am Wow. I’m glad we won.  I am…

Wow. I’m glad we won.  I am very happy about Winovich and some of the other D-line play. Not happy about the whole being shell-shocked on the road for the first part of the game. It reminded me of the ND start. I am also happy that after I mentioned that we should throw the ball to our 6’8” guy who is being guarded by the lollipop kids, we started doing that and it worked. Lastly, I am happy that our kicker drained 2 out of 2 attempts. Those kicks are the difference between a win and a loss. Kudos to wild thing. 

09/30/2018 - 12:32am You forgot to add that after…

You forgot to add that after that catch “out of bounds”, there were two time outs called before the next play was initiated. So why the hell didn’t we get to see it again and why didn’t someone in the ref booth say something. Didn’t make sense. 

Furthermore, I was not happy with some of Nico’s decisions in his run after catches, especially when he could have lunged for a first down but instead danced around trying to break something longer.

09/29/2018 - 6:20pm What’s the rule on catching…

What’s the rule on catching a ball in bounds?  If the heel lands in bounds and no other portion of the foot is OB, then a split second later, the rest of the foot touches OB, wouldn’t that be in bounds?

09/29/2018 - 5:29pm Well this is stupid. I hope…

Well this is stupid. I hope we blow them out 50 to 10 but if we keep playing like this we lose 30 to nil

09/29/2018 - 11:58am I see what you did there!

I see what you did there!

Michigan Agricultural College eventually becomes MSU and it gets lumped by Northwestern and gets lumped in there with Marquette and Ohio Northern. Hahah.  Oh how the disrespkt continues. 

09/27/2018 - 12:20am Apparently you’ve been…

Apparently you’ve been googling college majors such as rock throwing and basket weaving. Serves you right!

09/22/2018 - 4:36pm I was without sound for the…

I was without sound for the game. What happened that didn’t let Ambry return the muffed punt?

09/22/2018 - 12:33am I think you mean Go Blew!

I think you mean Go Blew!

09/22/2018 - 12:29am This reminds me of going to…

This reminds me of going to Vegas with a friend. We went to the bookie and made bets. Then we go to a bar to watch the games. It turned out we had bet on the opposite teams (using the spreads). Then realized we are losers and should have bet each other because regardless the outcome, we are losing money. Vegas! [shakes fist]

09/18/2018 - 1:18am That’s the real choice when…

That’s the real choice when you watch it at home. If you DVR, you have to go into strict media lockdown. The safest way is to turn your phone to airplane mode. Then you must not leave your house. Draw your blinds. I like to also set the tv to a safe channel. HGTV is usually pretty safe. That way you don’t turn on the TV and you see scores scroll across the screen as you are pulling up your game. As for how long you record, we’ll back in my hayday for playoff hockey, you need to do the two hours addition and then record the next couple of shows. You never know when a match goes to 5 OTs. Plus with hockey OT there are no commercials so you can’t catch up as fast. 

But the real problem is that spiritually, when I know I am watching a recording, it doesn’t feel like it really matters anymore because the outcome has already happened. So I’m a live kind of person nowadays. 

09/16/2018 - 1:37pm The running game missed a…

The running game missed a spark having Higdon out. Evans has some nice skill but I’m not sure he is as reliable when we just need three yards. I am also glad that the coaching staff didn’t just lock into running up the guy all day and decided to take their little new Patterson for a spin. DPJ seemed to be someone that can make plays.  Hopefully this is the beginning of a functional passing game (assuming) pass protection can hold up against better defenses.